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onelson

@onelson@mastodon.social

Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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BootsChantilly, to random
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I lol-ed.

jeana, to random
samhenrigold, to random
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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

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mathowie, to random
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My mother in law died maybe five years ago but to this day I think about how she insisted (after she had just learned how to text people) that LOL meant “lots of love” so I’m explaining how it’s kind of the opposite, and asked her to show me the last person she texted it to and it was her friend saying her husband just passed away.

whitequark, to random
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lol get fucked

i didn't expect to see the Hague Invasion Act be tested in my lifetime

https://www.bnr.nl/nieuws/internationaal/10545882/vs-dreigt-met-maatregelen-tegen-strafhof-den-haag

todayonscreen, to movies
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Today, May 1, 1973, Police Sergeant Neil Howie finds that he is unable to leave remote Hebridean island Summerisle. The island residents celebrate May Day with pagan rituals (The Wicker Man, 1973)

#Film #Movies #Cinemastodon #Horror #FolkHorror #MayDay #Beltane #TheWickerMan

A May 1973 calendar with the 1st circled in red
A pagan ritual. Six men with swords have them crossed so that there is a single opening in the middle. People move underneath, then stand up so that their head is inside the circle. Shown here is a young woman in an owl mask with her head in the circle, as a parade waits behind them
An image of a giant man-shaped figure assembled from twigs, the wicker man

jsbarretto, to random
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A few days ago I suddenly had a desire to port Super Mario 64 to the Gameboy Advance.

I quickly realised that a straight port was going to be impossible given that the GBA:

  • Is about an order of magnitude slower than the N64
  • Lacks a GPU or any sort of hardware parallelism (you get about 10 cycles per pixel, per frame to rasterise everything in software, and that's it)
  • Has no hardware support for floating point maths

So, I guess I'm rewriting the whole thing from scratch.

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LeDiva, to random
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You know what tomorrow is?

todayonscreen, to movies
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Today, April 30, 1967, flesh-eating ghouls begin attacking the living (Night of the Living Dead, 1968, dir. George A. Romero)

#Film #Movies #Cinemastodon #Zombies #Horror #HorrorMovies @horror #NightOfTheLivingDead #GeorgeRomero

A couple sit in a car. The man is saying, “Are you kidding? I certainly don't want to blow Sunday on this scene."

Skepticat, to random
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Never on pants!

historyofpunkrock, to punk
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47 years ago today
"In the City", the debut single from the album of the same name by English mod revival / punk rock band The Jam, released on this day in 1977

#punk #punks #punkrock #modrevival #thejam #inthecity #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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thevglibrary, to random
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Do any followers know much about Wix web design?

In need of some major help, and not getting much from Wix support.

Please pass along if you know anyone 🙏

cutgrey, to random
ElleGray, to random
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Can NONE of my dreams come true 😞

shanselman, to random
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We just open-sourced DOS 4 (and found binaries of Multitasking DOS 4) https://www.hanselman.com/blog/open-sourcing-dos-4

todayonscreen, to movies
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Today, April 25, is Miss Rhode Island’s idea of a perfect date because of its moderate weather (Miss Congeniality, 2000)

The woman holds a mic and speaks to the audience as she responds. “That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th.”
The woman continues, with a big smile, saying, “Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”

Quinnypig, to random
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All the cloud vendors say they’ve been “working on AI for decades,” but Intel was shipping Pentiums that were bad at math in 1994.

haveago, to random

California just went 9.25 hours using only renewable energy
https://www.fastcompany.com/91110863/california-renewable-energy-grid?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into HAPPY, HEALTHY CITIES @happy

kamikat, to Horror
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Are you ready for Walpugisnacht?

nonfedimemes, to random
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mjgardner, to random
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All this time I’ve been giving it away

BrianJopek, to random
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#Shenanigans

gsuberland, to random
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gsuberland, to random
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Miller's hat in The Expanse should really be considered a character of its own. It has an arc and everything.

popey, to random
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I visited Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station training centre yesterday with @8none1 @sil and @ben . This keyboard got quite the attention.

popey, (edited )
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@8none1 @sil @ben I did like this “Ops fundamentals” laminated sheet. Seems like it could be universally useful outside the nuclear energy industry.

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