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pseudonym

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I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Trad Wife memes are always like a traditionally attractive skinny blonde woman in a white dress, in a field of flowers, holding hands with their immaculate children. The text always says something like, Why are you working a job, instead of doing your true calling? This is Godly Motherhood!

This how I know these are made by people who have never been around children, or possibly even women, and also never had to worry about money.

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@RickiTarr

Imagine one with a harried mom, blocks and toys strewn about. Perhaps a crying young one in the corner, while the elder chases the cat, and a look of utter exhaustion on her face.

pseudonym, to random
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Every sign tells a story

pseudonym, to streaming
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continues with services, to nobody's surprise.

basic plan now has ads.

"premium" comes with access to a library of audio books, but you can only listen for 15 hours a month.

What?

I know, they like money, but this whole rent-grabbing for being the platform sucks.

Not a new observation.

Just venting.

pseudonym,
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@purplepadma

Start at the beginning of the month period, and finish it on the first day of the next reset period?

pseudonym, to Cat
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My cat thinks she is Ken, from the Barbie movie, and that her job is "beach." She uses the litter box, then proceeds to kick the litter out of the box all around.

pseudonym, to infosec
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Left here without further comment.

https://id.uni-lj.si/DigitalnaIdentiteta/PonastavitevGesla?culture=en-GB

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ai6yr, to climate

Trying out an induction stove. Program to borrow from the library here!

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@ai6yr @ClimateJenny

Totally worth it.

Yeah, we had to replace all the pots and pans when we went with induction.

Fast to heat up, easy to clean, safer

pseudonym, to random
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https://blog.adafruit.com/2024/01/17/comparing-the-1970s-cray-1-supercomputer-against-the-raspberry-pi-single-board-computer-range-raspberrypi-hacksterio/

From @thegrugq

1978, the Cray-1 supercomputer cost $7 million, weighed 10,500 pounds and had a 115 kilowatt power supply. It was, by far, the fastest computer in the world,” Longbottom writes of the device, designed as the flagship product of Seymour Cray’s high-performance computing company. “The Raspberry Pi costs around $70 (CPU board, case, power supply, SD Card), weighs a few ounces, uses a five watt power supply and is more than 4.5 times faster than the Cray 1

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    @Hey_Beth

    I was just telling my wife tonight "Every day is a gift. Some gifts are better than others."

    And yes, there is always more laundry, and dishes.

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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs

    I did not know about dogs and raisins, but it sounds a lot like cats and onion.

    A little can be fatal

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    @lilithsaintcrow

    One may still be too many windmills, but excellent restraint.

    Too many battles. Put some back.

    https://img.ifunny.co/images/c48ae25b8ee3fdea9c6a44535cdd69e06fe519d7e38ec253b438213d95b836a5_1.jpg

    pseudonym, to Humor
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    Pretty much every Amazon review these days.

    Amazon reviews https://youtu.be/nQpxAvjD_30

    pseudonym, to random
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    A modest proposal for business regulation, that will never happen.

    Any public company that lays off more than 10% of its work force during a single consecutive 12 month period must include any executive who made a hiring decision that brought in one of the laid off workers.

    It's evidence of clear incompetence in their duty to the company to have over hired so egregiously.

    Only reasonable they participate in the consequences of their actions.

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    RickiTarr, to random
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    Mastodon is what happens when people who mostly live inside their own heads get a Social Media.

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    @RickiTarr

    Well, yeah.

    pseudonym, to random
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    All the FAQs I see these days are marketing fluff. I recall actually going through support tickets and pulling out the actual repeatedly asked questions to make those back in the day

    kevinteljeur, to random
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    How the absolute and ever loving fuck is 1993 31 years ago? THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO

    pseudonym,
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    @kevinteljeur

    We are closer in time to the year 2100 than to the end of World War II

    pseudonym, to random
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    My "Dumb Stuff" post is "doing numbers" in Mastodon terms.

    Anyone have specific recommendations for an electric induction range?

    Primary desire, reliable and long life. Secondary: no wifi app

    Thanks

    malwaretech, to random

    A while back I wrote a couple of blog posts about how I think LLMs will be a net negative (at least in the near term), due to the extreme overhyping giving people unrealistic expectations of their ability. The direct result will be an overall degrade in internet usability as people begin flooding platforms with low quality spam that they erroneously believe to be high quality. Previously it was fairly easy to spot someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, but now LLMs enable them to word things convincingly enough to waste the time of even domain experts.

    Even now I'm still often surprised by all the creative ways that people are finding to waste other's time. I just saw this post from one of the curl maintainers reporting that they've been receiving nonsense bug bounty reports based on LLM hallucinations, which I imagine is likely due to people trying to automate bug hunting despite lacking the understanding to confirm their finding. They reported that in one case the submission was convincing enough that they went over the code 3 times before coming to the conclusion that no bug existed and the report was likely AI generate.

    https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/01/02/the-i-in-llm-stands-for-intelligence/

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    @malwaretech

    This.

    It was already bad a year ago, shortly after chatGPT went public, for librarians flooded with requests for non existent books, with plausible titles, from real authors.

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    My million dollar idea I want someone to steal and do, so I can be a customer.

    "Dumb Stuff" we sell electronic appliances that aren't Internet connected. That's all.

    That's it. That's the pitch. I would buy the <bleep> out of this company if their electronic gadgets were even half way decent, and repairable.

    Electronic, no wifi, regular screws to open it up. That's it. Do those three things, and you can be sold by this store.

    I will pay this business to curate and find these devices for me.

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    @jackyan

    Exactly. I want my printer to put ink on thin slices of dread trees in a pattern I specify, I want my toaster to warm bread the right amount, and my TV to display video signals sent to it.

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    @shuttersparks

    Excellent suggestion. Thanks

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    @shuttersparks

    Brilliant. Thanks for the reference and link

    pseudonym,
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    So that's what a Mastodon viral post feels like.

    You folks are crazy and I love you.

    Guess I hit a nerve with this.

    Some great resources down thread, with suggestions of a few places to buy some devices like this.

    Thanks all

    yurnidiot, to Corgi
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    find your inner peace and outer zoomies;
    namastay for the cuddles 🐕‍🧘‍♀️🐕‍

    10 or 12 puppy corgis running amok in a women's yoga class

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    @yurnidiot

    They just wanted to help with "downward dog"

    Totes adorbs.

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