spinach

spinach, 5 months ago to random

gender presentation? fuck i totally forgot was that due today? fuck

spinach, 7 months ago to random

breaking bad but it's two trans girls cooking estrogen

spinach, 6 months ago to random

brian adams' summer of 69 refers to events prior to the unix epoch, so we have no verifiable digital record to confirm that claims in the song are correct

spinach, 2 months ago to random

linux desktop adoption will happen not because of improvements to the linux desktop but instead because of hyper accelerated decay of user experience on windows

spinach, 5 months ago to random

terminally online? you mean like with curl and wget?

spinach, 1 month ago to random

Just had to do this... and it took way too much effort lol. Enjoy

re: https://mk.nyaa.place/notes/9t616ovu6lio08u1

spinach, 8 months ago to random

Just migrated instances, so time for a new #introduction!

Hi, I'm Saffron, an embedded systems video engineer. I also happen to be a transfemme lesbian and live in a regressive midwestern US state.

Boosts welcome!

spinach, 8 months ago to random

there are two types of transfemmes

🌸🌸🌸 Lily 🌸🌸🌸, princess of the garden

⚔️🩸 Blade 🩸⚔️, destroyer of cops

(they're dating)

spinach, 6 months ago to random

"combinator" sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would invent to style hair

spinach, 4 months ago to random

she activity on my pub until we federate

spinach, 3 months ago to random

cute girls named root are messaging me on port 22 with the wrong password

spinach, 7 months ago to random

transfem who names herself after the game celeste vs. transfem who names herself madeline after the protagonist of the game celeste

spinach, 5 months ago to random

looks at a straight couple
So... which one is the cat housemaid and which one is the sex worker and which one is the starbucks barista and which one is the hacker
like how do you even make this relationship work

spinach, 8 months ago to random

"my son turned out fine" ma'am your daughter flirts with other girls on the internet by meowing at them

spinach, 29 days ago to random

read a summary of the google io thing and wow. holy shit they're embedding their LLM into Chrome??? and Android??? giving google a controlling stake in The One Technology that most things were based off of is about to show you exactly how large of a mistake that was.

anyway, reminder to switch to Firefox... and maybe consider a 3rd party OS for your phone...

spinach, 4 months ago to random

which character would you play as if someone made a fighting game with notable fedi people as characters

spinach, 6 months ago to random

mfw i go to the .DS_Store and there are no Nintendo DS handheld consoles

spinach, 5 months ago to random

lesbians will buy a thinkpad so they can touch the keyboard nipple and for no other reason

spinach, 4 months ago to random

click the boost button on this post if you like clicking buttons for no other reason than a hot girl told you to

spinach, 4 months ago to random

fedi be like

• Luna has boosted your post
• Luna has boosted your post
• Luna has boosted your post

spinach, 4 months ago to random

when the girlthing you're talking to has more mental disorders than the entire DSM-5

spinach, 4 months ago to random

make sure to patch your transfems. there's a 0day going around where you can get root access to their brain using the password "good girl"

spinach, 3 months ago to random

bring back purple transparent plastic electronics NOW

spinach, 3 months ago to random

oh you're a trans ally? name every gender

spinach, 1 month ago to random

sorry for having big boobs and objectively correct opinions on everything