I endorse this graphic.
Edit: I have to say the response to this post has been eye-opening (in an excellent way) and hilarioius. Special shout out to the lady from Texas - welcome!
A tin of crushed pineapple, a packet of marshmallows and a hefty dose of pistachio dust and this delicious Georgia salad could be yours for lunch. 🤮
Optional extra: an entire tub of "whipped topping", whateverthefuck that is.
Americans: shut up about beans on toast forever.
The washing has been put away. Even the stuff in the DryPod, which I had forgetten existed 😔
I've even put another load on because I am, in fact, a masochist.
I expect to be showered with constant praise throughout the day.
Anyone who fails to do so will be blocked.
😂😂
This is a real piece of Government literature. Repeat, this is not a joke. @jkfanghanel you're even more right than you thought. #UKPolitics#Science#FFS
I hope you guys can watch this clip but I'm going to transcribe it for those who can't. Here's Ammar Anwar, former (as of yesterday) Labour Councillor of Dewsbury West Council. He's in bits, shaking and crying, as he reads the following statement:
"As I came home yesterday, my five year old daughter, who was watching the news with me the previous night, saw images of what was going on in Gaza. She said to me, "Dad, what have you done ...
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Man: "Why are you walking in the park alone?"
Woman: "That's a personal question. I'm on my way back to my car"
M: "Can I walk you down?"
W: "I'm fine thank you"
M: "No need to be scared, I'm being a gentleman"
W: "That's nice but I don't know you and you're following me, which is alarming"
M: "You can get to know me, we can be friends"
W: "Why would I want to do that?"
M: "Give me a hug, I'm not going to bite"
Woman starts running. https://twitter.com/Hplayspiano/status/1771492967217308133 #EverydaySexism#SafeStreets
"Investment bankers about the financial crisis: “It was an easy game for us to earn a lot of money”
Asked about his political position: "I support the British people. I do not want these people to fall into poverty. If I believe, for example, that the Labour Party can help me to prevent that, then I support them. The party leadership insists that it will not tax the rich. If so, then I cannot."
I've paid an only slightly above zero amount of attention to the smoking ban story but has anyone asked how exactly the hole in the tax revenue is going to be plugged?