molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

wikipedia editors hard at work on the article about the titan submersible implosion

misc,
@misc@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff They're using seahorses.

dragfyre,
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@misc @molly0xfff take my damn upvote

mikey,
@mikey@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

@misc @molly0xfff This is the perfect answer

krupo,
Mcdyer,
@Mcdyer@masto.ai avatar

@misc @molly0xfff
Underrated toot.

Diamondjoy,
@Diamondjoy@mastodon.world avatar

@misc @molly0xfff winner! 😄

JetForMe,
@JetForMe@geekstodon.com avatar

@misc @molly0xfff Perfect 🤣🤣

trochee,
@trochee@dair-community.social avatar

@misc @molly0xfff oh, bravo

jab01701mid,
MikeKruger,

@misc @molly0xfff severely underappreciated reply

Virginicus,

@misc @molly0xfff applause

Glynstantinople,

@misc @molly0xfff This is my favorite reply from Mastodon so far.

oclsc,
@oclsc@mstdn.ca avatar

@misc @molly0xfff Came to say same!

hoelessromantic,

@misc @molly0xfff i caaaan’t find the coin slooot

scottmatter,
@scottmatter@aus.social avatar

@misc @molly0xfff

Came here to say that!

fmobus,
@fmobus@mastodon.social avatar

@misc @molly0xfff I'm so glad I paid for internet this month

drfyzziks,
@drfyzziks@makervine.net avatar

@molly0xfff True. RCMP horses are only rated to a max-depth of 1350 meters. I'm pretty sure they'll have to use beavers instead.

(I'm Canadian and a physicist, so you can trust me)

qubyte,
@qubyte@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff yeah, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it sink.

jzitt,
@jzitt@c.im avatar

@qubyte @molly0xfff They'll be disappointed to learn how small seahorses really are.

ilmai,
@ilmai@hachyderm.io avatar

@qubyte @molly0xfff don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, it’s wearing a scuba mask

artnacrea,

@molly0xfff Too many neigh sayers.

airwhale,
@airwhale@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff @Nickiquote

Still funny! 🤣

YetAnotherGeekGuy,
@YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff
I have it on good authority that Nell and Horse got PADI Certified at a Discover Scuba Diving Couples course.

bobayaga,
@bobayaga@blahaj.social avatar

@molly0xfff unfortunately the only submersible I know of with the internal volume to fit a horse in it recently imploded.

Leisureguy,
@Leisureguy@mstdn.ca avatar

@molly0xfff You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink.

dralant,

@molly0xfff

And down at the end of his bio there is this 🧐

'Rush married Wendy Weil in 1986.

...Wendy Weil Rush is a great-great-granddaughter of Isidor and Ida Blun Straus, both of whom died in the sinking of the Titanic. [25]'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockton_Rush

DaniDanis, (edited )
@DaniDanis@mstdn.social avatar

@dralant She‘s also the communication director? It’s so hard for some people to learn from the past. 😕

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockton_Rush?wprov=sfti1

dralant,

@DaniDanis

Maybe some attempt here to possess both space and time? Death has its uncanny pull.

DaniDanis,
@DaniDanis@mstdn.social avatar

@dralant We‘re also living through weird times.

But maybe people thought this before. Perhaps we underestimate how wildly chaotic and coincidental at the same time life is.

Skyliting,
basil,
Belal_AlThunebat,

@molly0xfff I am happy with the achievement, I wish you success

Mannyflow7,
bebatjof,

@molly0xfff
Someone PLEASE photoshop a canadian cop on a horse underwater.

(You can choose normal horse or seahorse.)

((I'm imagining a cartoon, three panels, cops on horsies, submersible, cops on horsies chasing submersible.))

turbomaster95,
xs4me2,
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TheAuthorVivian,
@TheAuthorVivian@mastodon.world avatar

@molly0xfff

Typical troll. Love it! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Troll Troll Face GIF

williampietri,
@williampietri@sfba.social avatar

@molly0xfff
Amazingly, it looks like the British succeeded at this: http://www.thelongridersguild.com/stories/submarines.htm

kinyutaka,
@kinyutaka@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff

Well, duh, they'll use seahorses.

aapis,
@aapis@mastodon.world avatar

@molly0xfff they’re gonna try anyways. RIP horsefficer

AgreeableLandscape,

@molly0xfff I got a more RCMP-appropriate one: Why would they care? There are no Indigenous people to terrorise down there.

pablor,
@pablor@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff anywho kids, that’s how they make hotdogs. Mustard?

coyoty,
@coyoty@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff They can get the horses down there very easily. Getting them back up would be harder.

NIH_LLAMAS,
@NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff I assure you that people have made a great deal of money by betting on horses which take dives.

existencialismo,

@molly0xfff take my damn upvote

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