Uraael, to Facebook

Me, to my family: "Now that I'm leaving Facebook please consider joining me in using Signal. It's the same as this gestures at Messenger but more secure and not owned by Monsters."

My brother: "If you talk about the benefits of Signal, is that Signal virtuing?"

​:blobcat_facepalm:​

#Facebook #Messenger #Signal #LOL

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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And then Benny snapped.

# Humour.

KissAnne, to random
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Eka lettu on aina huono lettu

metin, to Meme
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FunnyPlanet, to Funny
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I follow back everyone. Funny memes.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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janerationx, to twitter
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So the rudderless leader of one of the world's biggest bot farms is declaring war on bots by charging new users for the "privilege" of posting on the bot farm and interacting with bots.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/15/elon-musk-plans-to-charge-new-x-users-to-enable-posting/

nafnlaus, to bluesky Icelandic
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On , a few months ago, author Randall Munroe wrote a long story about the "Case of the Missing Hit", a song with the chorus "" with specific lyrics and style aspects, which other people seem to have also heard - yet the song doesn't seem to exist.

https://bsky.app/profile/xkcd.com/post/3kjjp4fybbb2s

Or at least, didn't until it suddenly showed up ;)

https://youtu.be/6LZdiLPDIvg

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Physician heal thyself.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Irony

metin, to LEGO
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MissPixiePancake, (edited ) to Humor
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Rational me:
Sphere cat. What a ridiculous notion!

Emotional me: Eyes basketball suspiciously.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you tell your peevish cat that you have a sliver.

metin, to Funny
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ChrisPirillo, (edited ) to random
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Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure?

gamingonlinux, to linux
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metin, to Logic
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metin, to SpiderMan
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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OMG, I used the turbo setting.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you wake up with Troll doll hair.

Drakre52, to Humor
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Frank, once again, needed Mr. Mittens’ help to change a recessed lighting bulb.

jackyan, to ai
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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My ex and I used to call making the bed “bed making activities.” What fun is making a bed if there isn’t a mysterious cat sized lump under the sheets or blankets?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Don’t be ridiculous. I would never stick my face in an exhaust pipe.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Who is this Snowball of whom you speak?

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