br00t4c, to random
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LOL: Alina Habba Thinks Manhattan Is A State. No, Really

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/lol-alina-habba-thinks-manhattan-state-no

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you accidentally discover NASA’s stealth cat missile system.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When the line between you and your cat begins to blur.

funhouseradio, to Funny
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br00t4c, to random
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

What makes you think that I’m spectacular at butt stuff?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

You complete me.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When merely walking on water is beneath you.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

br00t4c, to random
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br00t4c, to history
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Dominic West Is Participating in Revisionist History!!

https://www.jezebel.com/dominic-west-is-participating-in-revisionist-history

metin, to ai
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RiaResists, to random
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When I asked about new drapes, this is not what I meant.

metin, to Life
@metin@graphics.social avatar
br00t4c, to FIRE
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

If A Liar's Pants Really Caught Fire, Kevin McCarthy Would Be Ablaze

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/if-liars-pants-really-caught-fire-kevin

thomas, to random
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Just ordered 2,5 kg (2,500 pcs) of metalhead.club stickers 😆

paul_denton, to random French
@paul_denton@mastodon.social avatar

Il a osé le dire: "Ce qu'il nous manque à la majorité, c'est un vrai discours de gauche", déclare sans rougir le député macroniste Patrick Vignal sur BFM à propos des Européennes et des sondages faiblards de la Macronie. L'élu de l'Hérault devrait en parler directement à son patron, Macron et avec ses petits camarades de Renaissance, qui voguent à droite toute...

metin, to scifi
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IngridHbn, to tea Dutch
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kagan, to acab
@kagan@wandering.shop avatar

Really, all I have to say about this is:

Fuck the LAPD and their asshole lawyers.

https://www.404media.co/lol-no-maker-of-fuck-the-lapd-shirt-laughs-at-cops-copyright-threat/

Okay, also: kudos to the fine counselors at law at Kamerman, Uncyk, Soniker & Klein for their pithy and well-warranted response. 🤣

(Can we get some going here?)

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

I only bring snacks that are easy to throw.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

Uraael, to Facebook

Me, to my family: "Now that I'm leaving Facebook please consider joining me in using Signal. It's the same as this gestures at Messenger but more secure and not owned by Monsters."

My brother: "If you talk about the benefits of Signal, is that Signal virtuing?"

​:blobcat_facepalm:​

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

And then Benny snapped.

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