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BernieDoesIt

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I just want to stop as much human suffering as possible. I don't think that's too much to ask. #ActuallyAutistic

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GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Will Sommer:

Bad news for blundering right-wing operative Jacob Wohl — he now has to pay $1.25 mil for a racist robocall voter suppression scheme, as part of an agreement with NY AG Letitia James.

BernieDoesIt,
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@GottaLaff Whoever is giving Jacob Wohl all this money should give it to me instead and I'll use it to make the world a better place.

GottaLaff, to random
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I'm rich again!

$48 residuals from The Jetsons and Hogan Family! Beats the 12 cents I usually get.

Drinks for everyone, I'm buying!

BernieDoesIt,
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@GottaLaff You were on The Jetsons? I didn't know it was possible for your cool factor to go up even higher.

robwil, to random
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Enshittification on sale at Temu 😂 @pluralistic

BernieDoesIt,
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@robwil @pluralistic 90% off is a pretty good deal!

BernieDoesIt, to actuallyautistic
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That One Direction song, except she doesn't know she's autistic instead. @actuallyautistic

RickiTarr, to random
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Someone is waiting in the Fediverse to fight with you about some point in history at all times.

BernieDoesIt,
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@edgeofeurope @aronow @RickiTarr Ugh, I'm reminded of the thread I read where the guy who occasionally had good points kept on insisting that people who have strongly Nazi-like beliefs aren't technically Nazis and it just derailed the entire thread.

JeremyMallin, to actuallyautistic
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If you know, you know.

@actuallyautistic

BernieDoesIt,
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@JeremyMallin @dyani @actuallyautistic Being able to turn off the sound was a requirement when we bought our microwave, but it ended up not bothering anyone in our household, so we never turned it off. There weren't too many models we looked at that we couldn't find a sound off code online for.

BernieDoesIt,
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@EVDHmn @JeremyMallin @dyani @actuallyautistic Some microwave manuals have a safety warning that

⚠️ it's dangerous to turn the sound off ⚠️

for some reason. I figure if the beeps are the only thing keeping your microwave from harming you your microwave has bigger problems.

GottaLaff, to Israel
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military fires 2 officers as probe blames World Central Kitchen deaths on "mistaken identification"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-gaza-world-central-kitchen-idf-fires-officers-investigation-blames-mistaken-id/

BernieDoesIt,
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@GottaLaff Imagine being involved in the process of trying to decide on who got thrown under the bus for that one.

BernieDoesIt, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic This , take a few minutes to think about how drab NTs report their world is like, then feel sad for them for a bit.

BernieDoesIt,
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@actuallyautistic Remember to and donate money to Allism Senses.

GottaLaff, to TeslaMotors
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#Biden “Takes Aim at #Musk’s SpaceX’s Tax-Free Ride in American Airspace

President Biden wants companies that use American airspace for rocket launches to start paying taxes into a federal fund that finances the work of air traffic controllers.”

Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/04/us/politics/spacex-biden-musk-taxes.html?unlocked_article_code=1.h00.c-DE.Kb-no1tm7Iqj&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

BernieDoesIt,
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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff Too bad that's such a low bar and there's so much damage to undo.

BernieDoesIt,
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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff This morning I realized that could be interpreted more dismissively than I really meant.

BernieDoesIt,
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@Snowshadow @Wileymiller @GottaLaff As far as I can tell, it all boils down to "he wants to hurt the right people." You don't know how disillusioned and depressed it makes me feel to say that.

BernieDoesIt,
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@GottaLaff @Wileymiller @Snowshadow But that's always subject to change as more charges get added. 😀

BernieDoesIt,
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@Snowshadow @Wileymiller @GottaLaff You're right. It means we have to fight harder.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

"Arguing with authority is like spelunking in a sewer. It's dark, unpleasant, and almost always results in a load of shit coming down on your head."

-Nick Twisp

BernieDoesIt,
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@Uair @actuallyautistic @LeftistLawyer But with the proper equipment it can be a lot of fun!

mattblaze, to random
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I just found out X/Twitter unilaterally "verified" my old and dormant account there ("because you're an influential user"), now making me look like I'm an idiot who's voluntarily paying Musk eight bucks or whatever it is a month.

A free gift of defamation.

BernieDoesIt,
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@dannotdaniel @mattblaze Impersonators can still ruin your reputation even if they use a platform you don't.

BernieDoesIt, to random
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I'm not surprised that no one cares about people like me, but I'm sad no one cares about people like me.

BernieDoesIt,
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I'm just sad because I put a lot of effort into an post on Facebook and it got less interaction than my posts usually get. Most of my friends don't know that I'm , although some of them know some of my children are.

@pathfinder @punishmenthurts
@lori @dibi58

KitOz, to actuallyautistic
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I was noticing that my cat and I seem to share some behaviors, which made me wonder if cats aren't a little bit autistic. Or maybe I'm a little bit cat?

Which gave me the idea to come up with a facetious self-assessment quiz: Are you autistic, or are you a house cat?

Take the quiz to find out!

@actuallyautistic

https://kitozbooks.com/2024/04/autistic-or-a-house-cat/

BernieDoesIt,
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@KitOz @actuallyautistic This is the only test I've ever came out as an average human for.

autism101, to actuallyautistic
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Do you need routines but actually dislike them at the same time?

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@actuallyautistic

BernieDoesIt,
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@autism101 @actuallyautistic I can satisfy both by having routines with parts that are ad-libbed.

lexx3000, to actuallyautistic German
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@actuallyautistic Can someone explain the logic of 'autism speaks' and 'autism parents' going together with the general at least internet assumption of being autistic automatically means your parent is autistic.

BernieDoesIt,
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@lexx3000 @tine_schreibt @actuallyautistic This is extra ridiculous because late-dx and early-dx just suffer differently. And it's not even all that differently.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm trying to come up with something witty to say about this sign in a Bible Book Store window, but I think it speaks for itself.

BernieDoesIt,
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@RickiTarr @cgsines I'm guessing they interpret it as curing the problems Christians have. And yes, complete unfamiliarity with Twain.

BernieDoesIt,
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@violetmadder @Mary625 @textualdeviance @CStamp @RickiTarr They make life pretty awesome for the sheep before that part.

This reply has no real point, so don't try to find one.

sundogplanets, to random
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Watch this satellite obliterate the Kuiper Belt object moving through this set of images.

The dumb satellite is so bright that our auto-detect software threw out the whole stack, because it destroyed the average brightness.

It pisses me off to no end that my taxpayer-funded telescope time is now less and less effective because of one for-profit private company.

(P.S. software dudes: please don't try to mansplain workarounds, believe me, a LOT of astronomers are working hard on this)

A gif of a Kuiper Belt object slowly moving across a set of images. It just looks like a fuzzy dot. Toward the end of the sequence, there's a super bright diagonal line that covers up the moving dot - that was a satellite.

BernieDoesIt,
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@sundogplanets Send them a bill.

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