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andymoose

@andymoose@mastodon.social

Immune compromised Scala/Java/Golang/Rust/Haskell self employed developer, stuck at home because of how mild COVID is. Getting rather pissed off about it. Father of autistic boy. Anti-fascist. See a nazi, punch a nazi. 🌈 I hold the opinion that convicted billionaire fraudsters should go to big-boy prisons and not minimum security country clubs (ok Emma?)

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andymoose, to random
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We've had one job yes, but what about night job?

Migueldeicaza, to random
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https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/exclusive-israel-planning-ring-checkpoints-prevent-men-fleeing-rafah

andymoose,
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@Migueldeicaza incase Gatling guns burst out of their chests presumably.

GrimmReality, to random
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If you coined the term "tug-of-war" today, I think everyone would assume it was some pretty rough kink shit and that's why society today is materially better than it was then.

andymoose,
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@GrimmReality if students threw tomatoes at the cops do you think they'd literally call in an airstrike.

andymoose, to random
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H5N1 minimizers: “53% mortality is nothing - I’ll worry when it’s 75%. Right now you maskers are just being paranoid. I’m going to brunch”

andymoose, to random
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Management: we’ve hired Bob - he’s an expert in <long list of crap> and oh so much better than any of you lifers lol. He’s going to whip you into shape. You can learn a lot from Bob. We are betting the company on his genius.

7 weeks later: we’ve had to let Bob go.

andymoose, to random
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How soon before Windows 11 has ads after every powershell command.

C:&gt; mkdir test

%% Enjoy Diet Pepsi %%

C:&gt; _

andymoose,
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@andrewfeeney systemd basic, systemd standard, systemd professional, systemd ultra and systemd ME

andymoose, to random
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“You do you” is what you tell someone who’s trying to decide what to put on their hotdog. It’s not a pandemic response.

18+ dave, to random
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    andymoose,
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    @dave get your bingo card ready for “you don’t have to wear a mask” and “are you sick?”

    andymoose,
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    @dave that’s great.

    andymoose, to random
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    Bowel: so. Big day tomorrow.

    Me: yup.

    Bowel: been a while huh.

    Me: certainly has. Certainly has.

    Bowel: shame if something were to happen.

    Me: what do you- oh dear god no.

    Bowel: /maniacal laughter/

    andymoose, to random
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    With so many “new-hotness” programming languages coming out all the time, be sure to include some made up ones in your resume and impress the middle manager who ends up hiring you over everyone else’s objections.

    andymoose,
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    @dave 3+ years of Hurl, using Hurl-Connect with GonadDB.

    andymoose,
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    @dave can have some fun with high pressure environments.

    "Fuuk 3.1, working in a high pressure, 3 atmospheres environment, 300m below the pacific ocean"

    andymoose,
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    @dave how far did it get?

    andymoose, to random
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    H1N5 currently has a mortality rate of 53%. Those of you still masking, carry on. Those of you pretending it’s 2019, lol. Best of luck.

    eniko, to random
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    i dont know how to deal with the fact that some of the smartest and most well informed people i know are clearly making life choices that assume covid isn't a big deal

    andymoose,
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    @eniko In my experience, all the “smart” people I know have not given any thought to COVID for a number of years now. It’s not something they are concerned about because it just isn’t something that they devote any attention to. They don’t see any news about it, they don’t see it on the social media platforms they use and none of their friends, family or peers talk about it. If they do get sick, it’s a cold. And if they have long term health issues from LC they aren’t saying.

    rbreich, to random
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    "We are going to put on the armor of God. And maybe strap on a Glock on the side of us just in case." -AZ Senate candidate Kari Lake

    The blending of White Christian Nationalism and increasingly overt calls for violence is a dangerous combination.

    andymoose,
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    @rbreich they honestly don’t think those on the left are also armed. I’d like to see them try something - they might be shocked at what happens.

    augieray, to random
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    Went to see my first movie in a theater in 6 months, and I'm confident we did it safely. We waited until COVID had declined ~85% in our area. Then we bought tickets the 6th week Dune 2 was released for a noon Sunday showing. Outcome:

    Only one other person in the 180-seat theater. I had my CO2 monitor, and it never went above a safe 500 ppm. (Outdoor air is just 400 ppm.) There's never a guarantee--everyone has to assess their risks and make decisions--but I loved the movie and am glad we went.

    andymoose,
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    @augieray if they had 3am showings I would totally go.

    andymoose,
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    @augieray for this particular movie I would try. Caffeinated and well rested beforehand. I’m a night owl anyway - I think I could do it!

    andymoose,
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    @augieray my bedtime is determined by a random number generator (aka a young child, work, pain levels)

    andymoose, to random
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    There is no low life scum that a conservative voter won’t vote for. There is no bottom. In any country. It’s a form of mental illness.

    arstechnica, to random
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    Measles could once again become endemic in the US, the CDC warns

    This year's measles cases are over 17x higher than cases seen in the first quarters of 2000 to 2023.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/measles-could-once-again-become-endemic-in-the-us-the-cdc-warns/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    andymoose,
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    @arstechnica ah. I see “endemic” is now “bad”. Cough cough COVID.

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    As per usual, we are the only people with masks on in the ONCOLOGY office.🙄

    andymoose,
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    @billyjoebowers @Compassionatecrab @slowmart @s31bz @StillIRise1963 I wish I had the balls to answer with “you must be one of those people who have been in low earth orbit with a downed comms system for the last 4 years - we here on earth just went through a continuing pandemic, hence the masking. If you’d like to know more, check out various newspaper archives”

    shoq, to random
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    Have you tried to go back to search for old tweets you want to keep for posterity? I cannot find most of what I search for at xitter.com. I haven’t checked my last archive. I assume they’ll be there. But I won’t be shocked if they’re not.

    andymoose,
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    @shoq I got locked out when they changed the 2FA and I can’t get back in. So I’ve let my account to rot. Who knows what they are doing to it.

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