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engravecavedave

@engravecavedave@mastodon.social

Sometimes I'm amusing

Fediverse resident Neanderthal

30,000 years old (or 30 but close enough)

#NoAI #NoBot #NoIndex #NoSearch #nobridge

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MrLovenstein, to random
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devilish new Eggs n' Ben comic

uncensored version HERE 🥚 https://tinyview.com/eggs-n-ben/2024/05/23/enter-devil-eggs

reading on Tinyview directly supports the artists ♥

engravecavedave,
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@MrLovenstein definitely Cartman vibes right there

Kurt, to random
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The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.

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engravecavedave,
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@Kurt isn't that still hallucination? They always get it from somewhere. It's just that gen AI can't descern what is true or not

Edent, to DoctorWho
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I found a small continuity error in !
In the episode Space Babies, after The Doctor enables Universal Roaming on Ruby's phone.
Can you spot it?

video/mp4

engravecavedave,
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@Edent it's not a continuity error. The Doctor can just change the orientation of objections instantaneously. It's how 12 managed to keep a filled cup of tea in his pocket.

How can they do that you ask?
Something something wibbly wobbly wooweeeoooh

thomasfuchs, to random
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Just read a take that “30 years ago we’d have to wait days for pictures of the Aurora”.

I think this is a case of “mysterious old technology mythical tales”.

First of all, digital cameras or the ability to convert analog video to digital stills existed, widely, since the 1980s. For consumers digital cameras were available in 1994.

For film, the fact is that in the 80s/90s there were 1-hour photo places literally everywhere.

Newspapers had photos of current events since the 19th century.

engravecavedave,
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@thomasfuchs so sending nudes predated phone sex

Yes, that is all that I took from that information

tonyarnold, to random
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Unless Apple is about to announce that you can choose to install macOS on iPads at WWDC (or a huge overhaul of iPadOS), the pricing of the new iPads is pretty wild.

(US prices shown)

engravecavedave,
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@tonyarnold I am wondering what insane niche usecase must there be for someone to need 18 GB RAM on a tablet

Edent, (edited ) to random
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You receive a call on your phone.
The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraud.

"Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right?

The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank."

Your phone buzzes. You tap the notification This is what you see.

Still think it is a scam?
1/3

engravecavedave,
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@Edent I had to look up what Chase is. As sophisticatingly horrifying as this is, I guess those of us who aren't with Chase are not vulnerable to this?

Yes, that was a legit question

engravecavedave,
@engravecavedave@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent I have no idea as I've never received anything like it

glyph, to random
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story prompt: alternate universe where we still have iPhones/smartphones that are functionally identical to our versions of those things but due to a quirk of product development we call them "QuickTakes" and "cameras" rather than "iPhones" and "phones"

engravecavedave,
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@glyph even better ... they're still called PDAs

lzg, to random
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  • engravecavedave,
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    @lzg this sign just means disappointment

    ai6yr, to ArtificialIntelligence

    Yes, yes, that's a GREAT idea, let's arm robot dogs with flame throwers! Great idea! (they are pitching this for prescribed fire burning for wildfire prevention and "snow and ice removal from driveways"... at least until they find a military buyer, I am sure). https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/company-unveil-robot-dog-companion-with-flamethrower-attached/vi-AA1nvoEb

    engravecavedave,
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    @ai6yr robot with flame thrower ... 👀

    Preparing bow and arrow ...

    sundogplanets, (edited ) to random
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    Quick poll: off the top of your head, without searching online, do you know what "Kessler Syndrome" is?

    engravecavedave,
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    @sundogplanets I voted yes but it took me a while because I knew it as the "Kessler Effect" instead of Syndrome. For a second I thought it was some medical thing 😅

    I think Europeans tend to refer to it as "Kessler Effect" more. Idk if this is of any significance

    rileytestut, to random
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    Woke up to see @delta is now the #1 app in the entire App Store!! In less than 12 hours!!!

    I feel like I’m dreaming 🥹

    engravecavedave,
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    @rileytestut @delta sorry to say man that I'm not of these people because download the app though the App Store.

    I sideloaded it ... through AltStore PAL

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What kind of high-school experience did you have? Were you in a clique? Were you popular, unpopular, the coolest kid in your Homeschool? Did you have a sweet jean jacket with patches, or maybe a leather vest? Were you an evil villain or a Mary Sue?

    engravecavedave,
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    @RickiTarr not a US highschool. We call it Sixth Form and it's optional technically i.e. by 16 you can legally work full time so this school is only if you wanna go to uni

    There were no social dynamics similar to US ones I see on TV. Popular and unpopular doesn't really mean anything. Everyone knew each other and hung out but you'd tend to stick with the ones you got along with the most but still would occasionally hang out with other groups

    jensorensen, to college
    @jensorensen@mastodon.social avatar

    Latest comic: If media talked about the donor class the way it talks about college students

    #uspol #cartoon #comic #college #protest #education

    engravecavedave,
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    @jensorensen all of the panels depicted are true though

    lzg, to random
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  • engravecavedave,
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    @lzg tbf that does sound absurd even to me when put on paper

    tveskov, to random Danish
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    Jesus..

    engravecavedave,
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    @tveskov just realised when you zoom out the image when trying ti get rid of it on the screen, it looks like Jesus as well

    mcc, (edited ) to random
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    Holy fuck I have just discovered that the phone app in Android 13 [EDIT: no; see below] vibrates when an outgoing call connects

    An outgoing call

    There is no way to turn this off except to disable all vibration on your phone

    So you make a phone call, you put it up to your ear, and then this thing that you've put up to the side of your face vibrates intensely. It is the most deeply unpleasant, unnecessary thing. I already knew I was making a fucking phone call I pressed the button

    engravecavedave,
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    @mcc does it change if you use a different phone app? Maybe FOSS app?

    lzg, to random
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  • engravecavedave,
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    @lzg didn't even grow up with bunnies and eggs as a kid. It's definitly a very recent cultural import in my country. Easter was about finally being happy for Jesus after 40 days of forgoing the stuff you like but it had to be important enough that it hurt

    ned, (edited ) to random
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    'Diversity, equity, and inclusion (usually abbreviated DEI) are organizational frameworks which seek to promote "the fair treatment and full participation of all people", particularly groups "who have historically been underrepresented or subject to discrimination" on the basis of identity or disability.' (Wikipedia)

    engravecavedave,
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    @ned no you see, they earned by exploiting others. Under US conservativism, benefiting off od exploitation means you worked smarter

    thor, to random
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    Sol invictus.

    engravecavedave,
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    @thor it's weird you'd post this considering in Scandinavia, we barely the sun except for maybe 5 minutes in summer

    davidho, to random
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    So we’re gonna shoot mirrors into space and put a 100 km-long underwater curtain in Antarctica before we ban private jets?

    engravecavedave,
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    @davidho I mean, do you expect these politicians to get on planes with ... common people. Ugh, disgusting!

    Alice, to random
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    St. Patrick's Day is that one special day of the year when a bunch of people get drunk just like they do every other day of the year.

    engravecavedave,
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    @Alice oh well the answer to this is rhat ancestry tests are bullshit

    engravecavedave,
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    @Alice I'll be honest, I have no idea what this means

    engravecavedave,
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    @Alice don't you have like a public record of great-grand parents and beyond you can just check by going to a government office or something?

    engravecavedave,
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    @Alice I'm really not sure what you mean.

    I guess it depends on the reliability of the record keeping of the country? I mean ... if I were to look at my family tree, I'd go to the citizenship office and look up birth certificates of my family members. Sure people lie and there is definitely a cutoff point where things start getting less reliable, but I'm pretty sure I'd be able to track my family back for 100 years ... maybe 120 where I'd say it's pretty reliable

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