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lappenjammer

@lappenjammer@openbiblio.social

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Diplomierte Expertin.

Schutzheilige aller Hasen und Hörnchen.

Profile picture: The Grinch and his dog (Illumination)

Banner: Wide shot of a sunset on a beach. In the distance Sean is comforting his daughter Yoko (Raised by Wolves, UK, Series 2)

#MaskUp #CleanAir
#COVIDisAirborne
#CovidIsNotOver

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eclectech, to photography
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I've not been doing very well with - just haven't managed to get into the swing of it properly - but this popped into my head when I saw the weekly themes of "in the street" and "alignment".

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech This one is cute and puzzling. These are all chimneys for one building?

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Thanks for explaining. Very beautiful area. Looking forward so much to my trip to Scotland in spring (expecting temperatures to be still quite chilly though).

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Yes, Edinburgh is finally on! I have only ever been to Glasgow so look forward to a lot more first times. Starting with Glasgow and Edinburgh and still have to coordinate everything after that. So excited!

bookstardust, to random German
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Auf dem Rückweg zum Bahnhof, spricht uns ein Mann an und fragt, ob die Demo schon vorbei ist.
Ich sage, mit strahlendem Gesicht, ja wurde abgebrochen, es waren zu viele Menschen. 250k
Der Mann schaut mich entsetzt an
Er ist klassisch links-liberal aber was wir hier machen, Andersdenkende einfach als Nazis zu beschimpfen, sei ein Unding
und dann hat er auf den Boden gespuckt und ist weitergegangen.

Den Nazis gehts gerade nicht gut. Da bricht gerade was zusammen.

#muc2101 #m2101 #München

lappenjammer,
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@bookstardust

"Nazis sind Nazis, weil sie welche sein wollen" Wiglaf Droste 1993.

✊️❤️🖤

DemocracySpot, to animals
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This kitty jumped into my car on New Year's Eve, and the cat distribution system found them a foster home within an hour. I called this week, and cat is probably going to stay right where they are. I love a good foster fail. 😊

lappenjammer,
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@DemocracySpot 10/10 efficiency and efficatcy ❤️

lappenjammer,
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@DemocracySpot Kitty looks adorable. Of courde it must have been hard to let them go. So awesome they found their forever home so soon.

lappenjammer,
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@DemocracySpot I would have adopted them at 9.31 :)

(Sadly very allergic so no cats at all. And my very favourite ones are those cute tabbies)

eclectech, to photography
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Introducing the elusive borb boop. An audacious manoeuvre risking disapproval and reprisal, but still...

10/10 would boop again.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech There is a niche market for both here on Masto though :)

eclectech, to photography
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I was concerned about the lack of a head.

Feel better now.

lappenjammer,
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@greenpete @eclectech

No, it's a cute round thing with fancy hair!

eclectech, to animation
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Week 33 of adding a dancer a week to the and this one answers an important question:

What would it look like if someone with bendy joint-less arms tried to do big fish, little fish, cardboard box?

And with that... have a good weekend if you possibly can 😃

Drawn animation loop. Four planets, nearly white but with a hint of rotating disco ball, sit in a purple sky with twinkling stars. One planet, low in the screen, has the week 33 dancer on it and a rainbow moves around it, led by sparkles. There are three other planets which have the previous 32 dancers standing on them.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech I didn't know that style up until now. It's wonderful. Have an excellent weekend!

eclectech, to photography
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OMG. Look at him.

LOOK!

So very, very round 😍

lappenjammer,
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@evilstevie @eclectech

Came here to say that too.

hannaengelmeier, to random German

Die Pressemitteilung des Bundesverfassungsgerichts zum Scheitern des NPD-Verbotsantrags im Januar 2017: https://mastodon.social/@goncourt/111753708751338734

lappenjammer,
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@hannaengelmeier Danke! Damit bestehen erkennbar große Unterschiede zur . Diese Analogie "NPD-Verbot" ist also wenig stichhaltig.

cat_news, to Cats
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Anaisse (Liguria, Italy) can see her friend on the other side of the glass door, but she can’t get through the door! Very confusing!

Anaisse (Liguria, Italia) può vedere la sua amica dall'altra parte della porta a vetri, ma non riesce ad oltrepassarla! Molto confuso!

https://www.cat-news.news/

lappenjammer,
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@cat_news Poor sweet Anaisse!

eclectech, to photoshop
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Ah. B3ta is running a challenge for mashing up puppets and works of art and I couldn't resist.

I give you The Irritating Muppet.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Jesus eclectech!!!

freval, to random German
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journal

auf dem spreedampfer der den kanal entlangschippert spielen sie hannes wader.

lappenjammer,
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@freval Stabil! Tankerkönig ✊️

eclectech, to photography
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Found an adorable wee creature in the garden. I think I caught them just after their lunch.

A close up photo of a stone sitting on a mossy lawn. It has large animated googly eyes sticking up above the top of the stone, and a smiling mouth and arms drawn on. Their arms are wrapped around the front of their belly. They look contented.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Obviously a very delicious lunch. They are so happy!

thisismyglasgow, to glasgow
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Sunset this evening at the Clydebank Titan.

lappenjammer,
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@thisismyglasgow You are pulling my leg. It's truly stunning!

lappenjammer,
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@thisismyglasgow Do you do private tours for Glasgow visitors? You should be an official Glasgow ambassador.

augieray, to random
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Me: is surging.
My friends: Look, I'm celebrating the holidays at a crowded bar!
Me: Risks are multiplying. Be safe.
Musicians: Come see my gig this weekend.
Me: No, really, COVID is now at the 2nd-highest level of the pandemic.
Friends: Here I am maskless on a plane.
Me: I give up.
Friends: Dammit, I got COVID. FML.

🙄 🤦

I've truly never known more people with COVID than I have in the past month.

lappenjammer,
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@augieray I just stopped having friends. I cannot accomodate this at all.

lappenjammer,
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@augieray You are right, I am the same. Just really not many safe and nice people to choose from in my neighbourhood.

Losing the last remaining friends. Only meeting outdoors makes it too hard the six months of winter. Suffering from trauma and depression since forever so yes I am struggling Worte than the past few years.

eclectech, to animation
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Well, miracle of miracles, I have remembered it's Friday 🎉

The Friday dancers like to be topical when they can, but New Year is annoyingly on a Monday so they are celebrating the in-between days; reflecting on the past, anticipating the future.

And dancing, very badly, obvs.

A hand drawn animated loop of 30 dancers (1 added every Friday for the last 30 weeks), each doing their own moves. They stand on cartoon clouds against a teal background, in three groups. The furthest away are in a row, and individual dancers have letters on their torsos spelling out GOODBYE 2023. The middle range form a row reading HELLO 2024. In the front are the final set dancing in front of a rainbow that appears and disappears in a sparkling swoop. On the left is a sign, stuck in the cloud, reading THE INBETWEEN DAYS.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech The one with the bells is over excited :)

eclectech, to photography
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Sometimes hide and seek just becomes a bit of a drag.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Yay, you're back :)

cat_news, to Cats
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BREAKING MEWS: Cat News has finally received word from our repawter at the North Pole, Santa’s Cat (North Pole). Santa’s Cat and Santa’s Kitten both confirm that Santa’s sleigh was all filled up and Santa is now in flight and on his way around the world. No hitches, no hiccups, and the only thing left is for the elves to give the cats some ham.

https://www.cat-news.news/

lappenjammer,
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@cat_news Thank you for always providing the news I need.

eclectech, to animation
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Christmas Eve. Time to jazz up the fluffy advent with some festive dancing heilan coos.

Here's wishing a fun festive season to my fellow fediversians. x

Three highland cows dancing a highland fling (well, sort of). They wear sporrans and a santa hat. They wish you all the best for the festive season.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech Christmas must be so much fun in the Highlands 😆❤️

18+ eclectech, to animation
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Spotted earlier today - an amazing flock of juvenile ducks flying in formation.

CW: It's not really the ducks that are juvenile. It's me. Sorry.

An animated loop of a flock of ducks flying. Instead of the V shape formation you often see in the wild, these are in the shape of a crudely drawn cock. I am SO sorry. I realise it' not really the ducks that are juvenile.

lappenjammer,
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@eclectech My day is better for this :)

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