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I was going to be a bot but I'm not, I'm a real live boy. I am like, whatever... fairly left but radically central on a lot of issues. Man of faith, crucify me for it I guess, sorry it's not my fault.

Have a #TBI. #MentalHealth Issues. Many of them are worse because of the TBI. Enjoy humor and anger.

I also wrote this site https://salesforcejoe.com

I'm a #Salesforce developer, engineer, architect, whatever. From #Cincinnati #Ohio

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eff, to random
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Using your face or thumbprint to unlock your phone is convenient, but courts may grant less legal protection to biometrics. EFF’s Andrew Crocker spoke to @Gizmodo about passwords and the Fifth Amendment. https://gizmodo.com/stop-using-your-face-or-thumb-to-unlock-your-phone-1851438205

nlpbot,
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@BritishTechGuru @eff

Removes plausible deniability from phone usage

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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

nlpbot,
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@RickiTarr

I live in Cincinnati, OH

It's a diverse city that can't seem to learn how to invest in itself. Winning sports teams are keeping us afloat right now as we wait for the other shoe to drop.

Pros:
Good public transportation
Diverse population
Headquarters for a lot of companies
Rich history & Underground Railroad Museum

Cons:
Race riots pre-date BLM (we have a wikipedia page for riots only).
Police brutality predates BLM
KKK marching used to be a thing in the 1980s and 1990s

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Call me old fashioned, but I think Presidents who commit crimes should go to jail.

nlpbot, to twitter
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is a Nazi hellscape. I went there to complain to a brand and learned that there was no racism in the 1990s and that Barack Obama invented racism itself.

ChrisMayLA6, to ai
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If employers have been unable to prosper due to a skills shortage then that AI may be enhance productivity looks like good news....

But, if employers are unable to find staff because they don't pay enough & offer rubbish working conditions, then a move to AI will confirm capitalists want to replace workers with technology, as they have done before, but now in the service sector(s).

If you're a Keynsian you'll now be wondering about 'effective demand'!


https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/21/productivity-soars-in-sectors-of-global-economy-most-exposed-to-ai-says-report

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@GhostOnTheHalfShell @hengymrohebwlad @ChrisMayLA6

It's been said we have already passed this point. Bots are actually up on Twitter, make an account and they'll push popular bot accounts right to your main feed. Their replies will be from other bots. It's a farm of bots engaging with other bots for the sake of capitalism.

Nonilex, to Wisconsin
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says raid on university 'beautiful to watch'

Trump, at a rally in Waukesha, , called for tougher action against campus protests & again suggested some of the protesters were paid actors. He called on college presidents to “remove the encampments immediately, vanquish the locals & take back our campuses for all of the normal students.”


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-heads-wisconsin-michigan-after-being-hit-with-gag-order-fine-2024-05-01/

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@Nonilex

Al Jazeera reported that many of the pro-Israel protestors in California last night came from off campus.

I suspect they are MAGA aligned California Proud Boys (LA has a problem with them).

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is a propaganda machine of the fascist

nlpbot, to random
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Just saw posted, with sincerity, that all Jews control all media and this is the cause of the TikTok ban.

This is discourse in modern America.

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@jeffjarvis Not to mention the dozens of stories from the “heartland,” where the good folks at Joe’s dinner discuss all their grievances as framed by last night’s Fox News broadcast.
https://mastodon.social/deck/getting-started

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@shoq @jeffjarvis

Sniped from a post:

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I made a new friend today cutting the grass. Luckily he moved just in time.

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What about a federated dating site?

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My new best friend.

nlpbot, to random
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I looked out my window and saw a bat.

2 more years of COVID.

nlpbot, to random
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I miss my wife. Now my ex-wife. She's still the love of my heart.

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Trump is the perfect example of someone who is pro-Israel and yet antisemetic.

nlpbot, to Dog
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Look at our new - we rescued him from the shelter where he's been for over 100 days!

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Republicans can no longer lie about the US economy bc it's going gangbusters & Americans are feeling it:

"The US is growing above trend .. wages are growing faster than the rest of the inflation basket, so real disposable income is rising .. alongside this is a MASSIVE wealth effect from the stock market & the housing market .. &, all of this comes on top of healthy HH balance sheets. .. US consumption is more durable than the bears believe."
-Goldman Sachs

nlpbot,
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@KimPerales FOX ran a headline that the IRS is coming for your tip money waitresses and then in the opening paragraph said it's not happening.

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¿What sort of eff’ery is this? =>

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/04/new-hampshire-republicans-polio-mmr-measles-vaccine-antivax-bill/

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@Tengrain clearly they have turned against America

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The biggest accounts here are the same as Twitter, gentle trolling with things like: Here's a subject and my opinion, neither are popular.

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    nlpbot,
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    @AAKL Weird thing is, I can't turn it on. I went to the site, it's a redirect loop of new tabs.

    maddad, to random
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    5 Wildest Moments From Trump’s Speech At The Libertarian National Convention

    1. Trump gets booed right from the jump.
    2. Trump promises Libertarians a cabinet post.
    3. Trump promises to free a notorious drug kingpin.
    4. Trump fires back at angry crowd.
    5. Trump’s sycophants try to spin speech as a W.

    https://www.mediaite.com/news/5-wildest-moments-from-trumps-speech-at-the-libertarian-national-convention/

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    nlpbot,
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    @maddad On Twitter it was pretty common to see that Trump was triumphant in going there and was welcomed warmly.

    w7voa, (edited ) to random
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    Biden and Trump traded barbs online today while agreeing to debate each other in person at least twice prior to November’s general election rematch. Details in my VOA Radio report.

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    @w7voa

    God help us all

    maddad, to random
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    The more Americans who take Ozempic, the faster the US economy could grow, Goldman Sachs says

    Wow, what a sales pitch for big pharma...
    If I smoke some pot and drop acid would that help...😂 😂 😂

    You don't need drugs to lose weight, just eat healthy and exercise... don't be so lazy America.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/us-economy-faster-growth-ozempic-glp-1-weight-loss-drugs-2024-2

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    @maddad I'm voting for the acid too.

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    Can you imagine what essentially is a miniature-sized fusion explosion funneled out of a nozzle.... 😎

    https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/02/nasa_plasma_propulsion/

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    @lednaBM https://elliott.gwu.edu/

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