Technology #security#it#data#speaker and Silicon Valley veteran making a change for a more balanced life outside the US. 💕 protect open source communities #linux#foss 💛 encourage civil discussion 🕊️nonviolence & peace #endthewar
Bank: “Please create a secure password”
Me: Types in secure password
Bank: “thats too secure, fuck yourself”
Me: what?
Bank: i dont like those characters
Me: types new password
Bank: “you misspelled it once and you cant see it, fuck yourself”
Me: “ok” uses password generator
Bank: “we dont allow copy paste, fuck yourself”
Bank: “you did it too much. Gotta call us. 3 hour wait.” :)
This is why women are leaving #cybersecurity
Faster than new women are joining. Women talk, but you know that. So when there are weirdos, we warn other women.
#cybersecurity baby (cb) i am going to get #certification so i can break into the field”
Cb: gets certification
Cb: unable to get a job
Cb: “I feel manipulated! I had to pay for that! I dont have money! I am not employed”
Cert company: laughs in evil
Bootcamps: laughs in evil
Me * #jedi#lightsaber fighting certification companies*
Me: “knowledge should be free! Opensource activism! Help others! 0 gatekeep
Capitalism: beats me until i die
The smexiest #cybersecurity serve is when i went on a date and this guy was asking what i do for work and i said i expose cheaters and liars and am a private inv & he got nervous
The funniest thing about #mastodon is that I muted this trollicious individual and no longer see their comments…
…but can see from the comment count that they do comment on everything I post, sometimes several times.
