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Faintdreams

@Faintdreams@dice.camp

Geek. Curious. #Critter. Cross-Platform User. Occasionally sweary.
Likes Problematic (so most) Disney films.
Bippity boppity back the fuck up.
Pronouns: She/They

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cstross, to random
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Welp, I knew Microsoft's CoPilot+ Recall was going to be a privacy disaster but I didn't expect it to turn into an enterprise computing catastrophe for Microsoft quite this fast!

But this can't be a one-off. Any large enterprise that has to comply with a regulated privacy environment—HIPAA in the USA, GDPR in the EU, banking/insurance/finance globally—must be considering a ban on Microsoft installations on laptop/desktop computers right now or be breaking the law.

https://infosec.exchange/@SecurityWriter/112558224281615019

jt_rebelo,
@jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt avatar

@WhyNotZoidberg my thoughts exactly, as a lawyer I'll be all over that in discovery, even if where I practice it is rare to ask for computer records in possession of the parties unless specifically identified. With Recall I can ask for the whole database to be entered into evidence.
@cstross

binbows, to random
@binbows@labyrinth.zone avatar

reminder:
you should block/mute/unfollow people who make you feel uncomfortable, make you feel horrible about yourself, feel weird to see on your timeline, etc. there is no shame in it.

ALSO IF YOU’RE A MINORS DNI ACCOUNT THEN DON’T INTERACT WITH THIS POST (OR ME IN GENERAL) IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!!!

SomeGadgetGuy, to windows
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

It just clicked in my brain. What I haven't been able to articulate about why I'm so anxious about Recall. I'm sure others have already gotten to where I am.

It's worse than "a system that tracks everything you do" and stores that info in a basic database that could be easily compromised.
It's worse than a nanny surveillance tool for companies to spy on their employees.

It's inescapable.

It doesn't matter if I make a dozen "how to disable recall" tutorials. The second YOUR data shows up on someone ELSE'S screen, it's in THEIR recall database.

It won't matter if you're a master expert specialist. You can't account for EVERY other computer you've ever interacted with. If a family member looks up an old email with your personal data in it, your data is now at risk.

If THEIR system is compromised YOUR data is at risk.

I just went from "vague feeling of unease" to "actively writing templates to canvas elected officials, regulators, and attorneys general."

radicalrobit, to random
@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party avatar

honestly feel like I'm losing my fucking mind reading this shit. how does this make any fucking sense? you send an AI bot to a video meeting you're not attending where presumably other coworkers will also send their bots?????? to what fucking end? what is the point of this? why are we having NPCs video chat with eachother? what gets done with this? what is the purpose? how is this not just a fucking email? is this what jokerfication is? this doesn't make any fucking sense!

daveley, to cargobike
@daveley@mastodon.social avatar

Me [walking into hardware store wearing bike helmet]: I’ll take two of the 18kg of organic dirt.

Sarcastic guy at counter: You gonna ride them home on your bike?!

Me: Uh ... yeah actually ....

#CargoBikes are such a superpower you forget how impossible everything seemed before.

#BikeTooter

ElleGray, to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂

clarkesworld, to random
@clarkesworld@mastodon.online avatar

We're still rebuilding subscriptions (since Amazon abandoned them) and pushing back against the generated submissions on a daily basis. We'd like to keep doing so. The path forward requires us to keep shouting from the rooftops, so...
https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/
Thank you!

karohemd, to random
@karohemd@dice.camp avatar

@Jennie Saw this and thought of you (from a bsky post, art credited to "JohannesVIII")

gutenberg_org, to Aviation
@gutenberg_org@mastodon.social avatar

in 1783.

The Montgolfier brothers publicly demonstrate their montgolfière (hot air balloon).

in 1784.

Élisabeth Thible becomes the first woman to fly in an untethered hot air balloon. Her flight covers four kilometres in 45 minutes, and reached 1,500 metres altitude (estimated)

touaregtweet, to random
@touaregtweet@mastodon.social avatar

(also, cats are assholes)

Heliograph, to random
@Heliograph@mastodon.au avatar

also my seems happy on my balcony 😯 :awesome:

anvit, to random
@anvit@dice.camp avatar

TIL that someone made a "Literary podcast for cats" (every episode is just a guy saying "meow" for about 25-40 mins 😅) — https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/meow-a-literary-podcast-for-cats/id1642762603

anvit,
@anvit@dice.camp avatar

"Ugh, they make ONE podcast for cats and get a human to record it? Wtf! Look, I don't have opposable thumbs and can't operate recording equipment but I would've been happy to be the host if they just asked! Rude." — Affogato

Mxzzyzx, to animals
@Mxzzyzx@gaygeek.social avatar

😅🫠 me, tired, heading to bed early, only to find the dog has tucked himself into my bed to sleep already. Yes he has his own pillow (semi shared with the cats), yes he figured out how to tuck himself under a blanket, and yes he is spoiled

zakharov, to random
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Adventure Location: Cruel Dens of the Amorphous Beast.

tennyson, to movies
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btravern, to mtg
@btravern@dice.camp avatar

To no surprise, /Hasbro has gone back on their word about not using in or .

grickle, to art
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kfogel, to random

So, is there a patterned fabric you can use to make a shirt that is anti-optimized for modern video stream compression, such that your meetings totally bog down for all participants because everyone’s client-side code is working so hard to encode/decode the wildly demanding images of your shirt every time you shift slightly in your seat?

Asking for a friend.

Also adding tags at the request of @femme_mal :

eclectech, to animation
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davidrevoy, to random
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GossiTheDog, to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Very big cyber incident playing out at Snowflake, who describe themselves as “AI Data Cloud”. They have a free trial where anybody can sign up and upload data… and they have.

Threat actors have been scraping customer data using a tool called rapeflake, for about a month.

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Snowflake: there is absolutely no cybersecurity incident.

Also Snowflake: Please run these commands and look for "threat activity" logins with the user agent "rapeflake" using this knowledge base article we haven't listed on our website.

https://community.snowflake.com/s/article/Communication-ID-0108977-Additional-Information

cybeardjm, to Cats
@cybeardjm@masto.ai avatar

As an example, all kittens in NYC have 0 conviction...

fluffel, to opensource
@fluffel@chaos.social avatar

Cool, all my tokens are gone. Because an project got bought by a shady company, which now, after almost a year of owning it, broke the app with their first(!!) update to it!

Oh and of cause they want money in form of a subscription now. Can't make this shit up.

In short: DON'T USE !

The issue tracker on Github is fun though: https://github.com/raivo-otp/ios-application/issues

keefmarshall, to random
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If I'm going to play in the #progRock pool on #Mirlo, I'm going to have to do a lot better with my cover art :)

Hey, at least it makes everyone else's artwork look even better by comparison!

axwax,
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@keefmarshall

I don't know what could be improved? It's perfect!

Artwork by https://www.deviantart.com/stinkek/art/Aardvark-629908617

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