GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

lol

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

2/ Via Dan Pfeiffer:

If Trump is too old and weak to stay awake at his own criminal trial, what do you think will happen in the Situation Room?

GeralltGymro,
@GeralltGymro@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Aside from the glumping sounds gurgling from Trump’s entrails, you mean?

PointlessSpike,
@PointlessSpike@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff To be fair, trials are super boring and Trump is doing a LOT of them right now. I wouldn't necessarily attribute it to age.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@PointlessSpike I didn't attribute it to anything.

And to be fair, I've never seen this happen, esp to someone who claims to have more stamina than anyone on earth.

PointlessSpike,
@PointlessSpike@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Yeah, come to think of it, I've never heard of anyone falling asleep at their own trial.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@PointlessSpike LOL right?

Grant_M,
@Grant_M@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Plenty of time for naps in the holding cell :)

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

3/ Via Angry Staffer:

Hillary testified for 11 hours during a Benghazi hearing.

Biden had a five-hour interview with Robert Hur.

Trump fell asleep after an hour in court.

mrblissett,
@mrblissett@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Sleepy Don!

Bam,
@Bam@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff @nedhamson1

He just doesn’t have “the stamina.” 😏

GottaLaff,
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GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

4/ Via @lolgop:

(the adhjucated fraud and rapist wants you talking about his antics, including sleeping, in court and not the massive frauds and betrayals he's obviously guilty of.)

mastodonmigration,
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@GottaLaff @lolgop

And Maggie is right there to pump the story.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@mastodonmigration @lolgop Every single person I follow is pumping it. I give her a pass on this.

lolgop,
@lolgop@journa.host avatar

@mastodonmigration @GottaLaff gotta say. i'm a bit torn about this now. probably worth amplifying that he's doddering.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@lolgop That's my inclination. It's a perfect visual as well. @mastodonmigration

ralfmaximus,
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@GottaLaff @lolgop @mastodonmigration

Isn't sleeping in court a contempt charge? I can't imagine a judge tolerating that, especially from the defendant.

Eka_FOOF_A,
@Eka_FOOF_A@spacey.space avatar

@ralfmaximus @GottaLaff @lolgop @mastodonmigration
It won't help at all.

ME/CFS saved me from jury duty because I fell asleep waiting for the lawyers and judge to come out of some conference.

CatHerder,
@CatHerder@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff @lolgop @mastodonmigration
I'm going with the he needs an Addy bump theory. 👃

Busybelle,
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@CatHerder @GottaLaff @lolgop @mastodonmigration I have mentioned on other platforms that his lawyers might make a motion that he’s incompetent to stand trial given his increased manifestation of dementia. I’ve become increasingly concerned they might do it.

GottaLaff,
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Okanogen,
@Okanogen@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff @lolgop @mastodonmigration
One picture of him slack-jaw asleep, drooling on his tie and this election is over.

JamesGleick,
@JamesGleick@zirk.us avatar

@lolgop @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff Entirely correct to report this. Plus, imagine if Biden nodded off at his own trial …

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@JamesGleick @lolgop @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff Can't imagine Biden ever being on trial at all, thank you very much

ppatel,
@ppatel@mstdn.social avatar

@darwinwoodka @JamesGleick @lolgop @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff Except that if TFG wins and has his way, there will be a sham trial with sham charges.

Chrisdowney,
@Chrisdowney@mstdn.social avatar

@darwinwoodka
If TFG wins in November, he will be. No way Trump passes up that opportunity for revenge.

@JamesGleick @lolgop @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@Chrisdowney @JamesGleick @lolgop @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff

Nah. There's simply nothing to prosecute Biden for, ever.

And TFG is not winning. We are all gonna work our butts off for this election, make sure everyone votes, and that everyone CAN vote.

paezha,
@paezha@mastodon.online avatar

@mastodonmigration @GottaLaff @lolgop

Ah, Maggie The Plumber Haberman, always up to date about what goes on in Trump's sewers

peachfront,
@peachfront@toot.community avatar

@GottaLaff @lolgop

maybe he's sedated

Eka_FOOF_A,
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@peachfront @GottaLaff @lolgop
I could see Trump's lawyers sedating him in self defense.

Okanogen,
@Okanogen@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff @lolgop
In my view, it's more effective in turning off voters than the facts of the case. People are that shallow.

cherold,
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@GottaLaff @lolgop I don't think so. One of Trump's strengths as a candidate is the (false) idea that he is more vibrant and active than Biden. The last thing he wants is for people to start talking about how he's an elderly man who can't stay awake for an hour in court. Guaranteed he'll take a lot more Adderall tomorrow.

GottaLaff,
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@cherold Read the rest of my thread. @lolgop

BarryCooke, (edited )
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@GottaLaff Well, to be fair, it was well-past his jailtime.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@BarryCooke 👏🏻

BarryCooke,
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@GottaLaff Oh dear this is blowing up. All credit to Jimmy Kimmel - a very funny guy.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Someone darted him to shut him up....probably his defense team...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

roque,
@roque@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff NFL - it’s going to be absolute torture for him to be forced to sit in a chair and stay quiet for so long. Torture. Like church, except he can’t skip it.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@roque Instead he uses breaks to give campaign speeches on the court steps

jztusk,
@jztusk@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

NFL

So I guess the hashtag is going to start trending?

paul,
@paul@oldfriends.live avatar

@GottaLaff

Maggie Haberman and the NYT's, if it were Biden...

"Biden appears to be having a stroke. His head keeps dropping down and his mouth goes slack."

richard_merren,
@richard_merren@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Biden is spending late nights blowing up Iranian missile launchers in Yemen that are trying to indiscriminately kill Israeli civilians just days before Trump is falling asleep in the first hours of his criminal trial for business fraud to cover up a years-old affair with a nude model in a secret deal he made with the National Inquirer.

mmalc,

@GottaLaff

NFL

I think you meant “loll”?

(🙂)

mckra1g,
@mckra1g@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Low energy and anti-stamina. What a limp noodle he is. Impotent and flaccid.

billmason,
@billmason@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Fair, his schtick is pretty damn boring at this point.

Eddiethebulldog,

@GottaLaff please, Maggie, report that in the NYTimes. Let's talk about Biden's age, MFers.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Eddiethebulldog She said in on TV

EvilBunnyPottymouth,
@EvilBunnyPottymouth@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Too many drugs.

Lizette603_23,
@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff NFL his normal stance, no doubt. Drugs to calm him are putting him to sleep. Soon they'll give him the wakey wakey pill and he'll be all over the fucking place

BigBoppa,
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@Lizette603_23 @GottaLaff His lawyers probably put him on a no Adderall diet for the duration.

Thus: weak, low energy, doesn’t even know what’s going on around him. 😂

billwixted,
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@GottaLaff could explain why he fought so hard to delay this trial.

He manages to get himself pretty amped up for his rallies but that is only for a couple hours.

If he is relying on a drug cocktail of amphetamines, opioids and sleep meds to function every day then he's going to have a hard time sitting in a courtroom for 8 hours a day for 6 weeks.

billwixted,
@billwixted@sfba.social avatar

@GottaLaff maybe "sleepy Joe Biden" was projection?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@billwixted I've said for years, including here: Everything out of Trump's mouth is a lie and/or projection/confession

ChrisHolladay,
@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Maggie wants to be the next recipient of 130k the way she gushes on him.😼

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@ChrisHolladay How was that tweet a gush?

ChrisHolladay,
@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff he's comatose from getting his image shredded sitting at the defendant's table...I guarantee she gushes for him at the drop of a hat....she is blatant about it.

Lazarou,
@Lazarou@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff 'sleeping' or 'trying to think' ......it's difficult to tell with him.

rlstone4dems,
@rlstone4dems@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff LOL. I just hope that the courtroom is as noisy as it can be...

OrionKidder,
@OrionKidder@mas.to avatar

@GottaLaff

Sleepy Don

Snoozin' Don

Nap-time Don

Snorin' Don

We'll workshop it...

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@OrionKidder
Dozin’ Don has got the alliteration going for it.

@GottaLaff

OrionKidder,
@OrionKidder@mas.to avatar

@qurlyjoe @GottaLaff We have a winner!

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar
OrionKidder,
@OrionKidder@mas.to avatar

@GottaLaff Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

Don Snoreleone. Guys. DON SNORELEONE.

https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/don-snoreleone?utm_campaign=post&showWelcomeOnShare=true

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
skydog,
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@GottaLaff

I don't imagine he got a lot of sleep, last night.

I used to go thru the same thing before a simulator checkride, which would not have been as intense...and still not a minute of sleep.

He's in a stress position where I'm fairly confident he's going to fuck up, and think he's righteous. Probably with some disturbance in court. If so, I hope it's handled with appropriate dispatch.

GottaLaff,
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@skydog 🤞🏼

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