iangriffin, to random
@iangriffin@mastodon.nz avatar

I love that, after years of not watching, when I drop into an episode of Coronation Street because I am in a random Wellington Hotel, I can vaguely understand what's going on.

SesameSquirrel, to random
@SesameSquirrel@mastodon.social avatar
otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@silverseasun @rljenk @MatthewTitus88 @SesameSquirrel A high pitched scream, followed by blood and an ER Visit?

croissant, to random
@croissant@zeroes.ca avatar

genuine question:

several times per day, I hear honking from random drivers as they pass by my house, usually in this pattern:

--*----

can someone explain why?

ErosBlog, to random
@ErosBlog@kinkyelephant.com avatar

Posting misinformation on the 1st of April isn't funny in this media environment. It makes you look like any other Boomer who has been overwhelmed by pernicious memes.

deborahh, to random
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

Seriously, though: doesn't a change from one major key to another major key just let a person/instrument with different range just sing/play the same song with the same mood?

(Ok, granted, the same song, played by a tuba or a clarinet, will perhaps have a different mood, but that's a different story).
https://social.horrorhub.club/

Celrunia_QT, to femboy
@Celrunia_QT@net4sw.com avatar
ADignorantium, to random
@ADignorantium@mstdn.social avatar

I only just discovered the Screaming Trees a year or so ago. They come up on some of my streaming channels every now and then. Good stuff.

otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@ADignorantium "...screamin channels?" --Dad

bitprophet, to random
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar

Why the hell does my house suddenly reek of cigarette smoke or something very like it?

The only way it's actually cigarette smoke is if somebody just came and sat on my back stoop and smoked heavily for a few hours or something, which seems rather unlikely.

Nothing appears to be on fire indoors or out.

Running the air purifiers on assumption something /was/ on fire outdoors previously and wafted through, but very rn

jerry, to random

Reminder: when you buy scissors, like when you buy llamas, you should get all the same gender, otherwise you wake up one day to this

hayo,

@jerry hangon, i have learned over the last years that gender is completely not related to organs at all? were the sociologists wrong?

monicarooney, to random
@monicarooney@mstdn.ca avatar

"It’s essential to use shampoo products that are made for humans and not dogs because of the differences in pH balance.” –Michelle Jones, Definitely not a Shih Tzu breeder and fancier

deborahh,
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

@monicarooney 😵‍💫 what is happening here?

mistakenotmy, to mastodon

OK, , how is something trending with 0 people talking about it? Also, it's isn't it?

Free_Press, to news
@Free_Press@mstdn.social avatar

DEMENTIA DON...

Trump Confuses Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley, Blames the Latter for Jan. 6 Capitol Riot: ‘Nikki Haley Is in Charge of Security’

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-confuses-nancy-pelosi-with-nikki-haley-blames-the-latter-for-jan-6-capitol-riot-nikki-haley-is-in-charge-of-security/

gbraad, to ObsidianMD
@gbraad@mastodon.social avatar

Q: Is there any print function in ?

A: No, it's missing. You have to export to PDF first.

A user. This sounds too basic to not include.

Faintdreams, to random
@Faintdreams@dice.camp avatar

Possibly weird question I know, but was recently asked for a photo gift from someone. They want a portrait photo of me and Boyf.

I was unaware of range of modern photo gifts available but why on earth does 'face / portrait on a towel' (or doormat!) seem so popular?

I just don t get it.

[Yes I know there is probably a Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy Joke - but I don't think that's it]

# Autistic

bitprophet, to rust
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar

fuck meeeeeee did I miss this or does basically no beginner Rust material fucking show you the dbg!(foo) macro?!?!?!?!?!

Fuckers all telling me to use println!(“{:?}”, foo) instead like some kinda person who loves typing extra bullshit!!!

merrysask, to random
@merrysask@thecanadian.social avatar

@mike I recently noticed when I go to follow someone that box is blank on their intro screen. How can I change that?

ForfarFairLady, to politics
@ForfarFairLady@mastodon.scot avatar

I don't think I'll ever understand the political system in the U.S. 🇺🇸
Why are only some States voting ? Why don't they all vote at the same time? 😕

soundshadow87, to random

With all of this talk about Virtual Windows options for Mac OS, I’m trying to find out why some hate UTM? It’s no more difficult to set up than VMWare or Parallels are, and it’s way more accessible than Parallels is too. Fusion is the only option I haven’t tried yet, but that won’t be happening until someone fixes something so that VO doesn’t make Fusion be stupid.

VisionSays, to creative

Hello. Is this how someone makes an ? Where is it supposed to go.. <__<. I'm a person looking for other weirdos in this interconnected social web. Mostly a lurker from reddit and a poster of abstract photography on instagram. Looking to support novel content in the fediverse!

JonBowie, to Halloween
jwz, to random
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Even when they're not trying to collect rent or surveil me, every new release and every new app just fills me with the dread of "please don't make me learn something new".

cazabon,

@ewhac @jwz @rodgerd

I don't have a problem with ; I use some, not a ton. And I remember DeluxePaint well - helped me sell a lot of , even if I couldn't afford a copy for my own.

What I object to is the absolutely decisions that lead to , users and horrible . Like my "just loaded an image, but can't select anything!" example.

I wonder how many people try for the first time, hit that, and it forever?

nick_tune, to coffee
@nick_tune@hachyderm.io avatar

Today I returned to Simpli coffee. They don't do Cortado but the machiato is similar to what other places call a cortado.

I also learned that the flat white is only a single shot of espresso, which explains the taste yesterday.

Different beans today as well.

Coffee card explaining source, processing, tasting notes, etc

andycarolan,
@andycarolan@social.lol avatar

@nick_tune I like a Cortado, but my go to is an Oat Milk Flat White.

Am I right in thinking that a Cortado is like a flat white, but stronger?

There seems to be so much ambiguity with Machiato... from what I understand, it's an espresso marked with foamed milk. But you can also have a Latte Machiato which is milk marked/stained with espresso lol. And then there's Starbucks who effectively hand over a Latte if you ask for a Machiato haha.

etenil, to emacs

So I'm really as to what the right way to is.

Periodically I'll do a git pull in my local copy of the git repo's emacs-29 branch. But most of the time, running make just ends up with an error about an Org version mismatch that forces me to run make bootstrap instead...

Could someone help shed some light on this?

Free_Press, to Ukraine
@Free_Press@mstdn.social avatar

Russian MP Andrey Gurulev:

"Whose ally is Israel? Of the United States of America. Whose ally is Iran and its surrounding Muslim world? Ours."

video/mp4

vick21,
@vick21@mastodon.social avatar

@Free_Press @ppatel Russian MPs and alike are as always. What about Dagestan and Chechnia? O, where does North Korea fit into this pan-Islamic coalition? :)

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