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GottaLaff, to random
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Dear real estate agents,

Please tell our agent that you will be showing our house BEFORE surprising us with a visit and setting Hammy's barkage off like a broken car alarm.

Especially only minutes before another agent was coming over.

Kthxbye.

LawrenceShop,
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@GottaLaff I have you beat. 30 years hence I was mopping in the nude my brick and glass Casa (just listed for sale) in Santa Fe NM. No showing scheduled for that day but surprise surprise surprise a great looking nude 30 year old athletic man with large wash tub and industrial string mop just gyrating and swabbing Embarrassment red face, another beautiful day in Northern New Mexico.

LawrenceShop,
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@GottaLaff it warms my heart to know you got a chuckle.

JoshuaHolland, to tesla
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I inherited my dad’s and I have so far been unable to get insurance for it, possibly because of their tendency to hit people and blow up.

LawrenceShop,
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@JoshuaHolland Do yourself a favor and sell it asap. Neighbor has the roadster and it was in a MINOR collision…6 months for replacement parts and $90k in cost.

AchesAndPains, to HashtagGames
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You put spirit fluid and special paper in this machine and crank it by hand (or if you were lucky enough, your school had an electric one). This is how your teacher made copies. They smelled delicious!

LawrenceShop,
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@AchesAndPains Loved the smell of those fresh Mimeograph prints. Additionally the smell of the clear erasers that were pretty colors.

LawrenceShop, to random
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LawrenceShop, to random
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Some thoughtful individual placed this message for our neighbors!

GottaLaff, to random
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About to leave Sacramento for home, the longest and most utterly boring part of our trips. (I5– Grapevine) Harris Ranch does have great bathrooms though. 🤭

Our realtor timed it out so we’d be driving home during an Open House today instead of kicking us/Hammy out for 3 hours tomorrow. Pays off to have our neighbor/friend in that role.

As always, posting & replying may be spotty.

LawrenceShop,
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@GottaLaff @Fred_Hymans @davidbraze I’d be happy to furnish my favorite lunch spots in the Eugene-Springfield area along I-5 for one of your commutes. Do you ever stop in Dunsmuir, I hear the great Sengthong Thai restaurant is closed but it’s a great spot to drain the pipes and stretch one’s legs✌🏽

Rasta, to random
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See you at Bible Study, Brother

LawrenceShop,
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@Rasta Gotta love a presidential candidate who pimps his daughter by allowing her to consort with a known pedophile and panderer.

LawrenceShop,
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@Rasta How so?

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  • LawrenceShop,
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    @aetataureate Cobbel it together and impress your friends and your own inner doubter. It could open a window to unknown abilities you never knew you possessed…pun intended!

    rbreich, to random
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    Waffle House reportedly deducts $3 from workers’ pay for each on-shift meal, even if they don't eat it.

    The policy could cost all Waffle House workers ~$30M per year.

    This is a company that already pays some workers as little as $2.90/hr before tips.

    Textbook corporate greed.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @rbreich A simple solution…never eat at a Waffle House and if you must slip the tip in cash to the wait staff quietly!

    GottaLaff, to random
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    ’s Truth Social is now a public company. Experts warn its multibillion-dollar valuation defies logic

    “Despite the late-day slide, Wall Street is still assigning Trump Media an eye-popping valuation of nearly $11 billion — a price tag that experts warn is untethered to reality.”
    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/markets/trump-media-stock-truth-social?cid=ios_app

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff Sell short! If it’s Trump branded it’s bound to fail, need I mention Trump Shuttle, Trump Casinos (5 bankruptcies for that alone) Trump Vodka, Trump Water, Ivanka Clothing, Trump Steaks, TRUMP UNIVERSITY a $25,000,000 judgment, Trump Signature Clothing! Everything Trump touches turns to debt, financial loss, personal embarrassment and CRIMINAL charges.

    GottaLaff, to random
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    👋🏼Bye rainy Oregon. Hi drier Washington!

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff Welcome! Here in Oregon it’s referred to as Oregon Sunshine. It’s where 2 days of rain a weekend makes. The dampness helps keep the Californicators south of the Banana Slug Line. In a good year it starts raining on September 1st and doesn’t stop until May 15th except for ice and snow storms! Gotta run and have my finger webs trimmed, peace out

    rbreich, to random
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    Republicans already have a plan to rapidly privatize Medicare if Trump wins.

    Tucked deep into Project 2025 is a call to “make Medicare Advantage the default enrollment option.”

    This would be a historic handout to the insurance industry.

    And the death of Medicare as we know it.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @rbreich Please please keep hammering this information. Republicans are driven to make people suffer, it’s their brain chemistry! Stop Republican criminality, VOTE Democrat!

    GottaLaff, to random
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    Thom Hartmann shared this on his show today. Thread 🧵via Marty Taylor, Executive Director NewBlueUSA. President niteflyermedia. Pilot. Musician. Political and media consultant. 1/...

    A personal story about Donald Trump, Marla Maples. The “Carpet King” Bob Shaw, Adolph Hitler and my wife Martha.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff Agreed! I fear the violence of a Trump presidency greatly

    rbreich, to random
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    Billionaires have seen their fortunes surge by $2 trillion+ since the Trump tax cuts.

    What's the GOP doing about it? Doubling down. They're trying to permanently extend provisions of the law that disproportionately benefit the rich.

    It’s crystal clear who they work for.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @rbreich Today the Republican Party is nothing but a party of criminals, wannabe dictators and child labor proponents,! Intentionally medically invasive to women and children! Do republicans want a cop asking your sister , daughter, mother or wife when her last period was or if they have traveled out of state during child bearing years? That’s what republicans want!

    mondoweiss, to Palestine
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    UN expert: Israel is engineering famine in Gaza

    UN Special Rapporteur Michael Fakhri says Israel’s intentional starvation of Gaza is unprecedented. “We’ve never seen a civilian population made to go hungry so completely and so quickly,” he tells Mondoweiss. “Never in modern history.”

    https://mondoweiss.net/2024/03/un-expert-israel-is-engineering-famine-in-gaza/


    @palestine @israel

    LawrenceShop,
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    @mondoweiss @palestine @israel Funny the diseases that parallel famin don’t recognize borders. Israel is heading for typhus, cholera and non stop diarrhea.

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    Via Kyle Cheney: 1/...

    has often been typecast as a tough sentencer of Jan. 6 defendants, and she has been. But that's just a sliver of the former public defender's cases.

    And she made clear today that she would have trouble sending any 79-year old to a long jail term.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff My humble opinion in this case, a short sentence at hard labor…oh say 5 years in the early greystone portion of Leavenworth is fair for a U.S. president of any age. Seditious and treasonous conduct deserve nothing less. “Breaking rocks in the hot sun, he thought he was above the law…but the law won”

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    ‼️#BREAKING 💥 1/...

    Supreme Court to weigh #Trump immunity, keeps D.C. trial on hold— Bloomberg #SCOTUS

    “Supreme Court to decide Trump’s immunity claim in election interference case

    “Even if the justices ultimately rule against Trump, the court’s intervention adds a further delay, meaning his trial will not start for weeks, if not months.

    Supreme Court to decide Trump’s immunity claim in election interference case” https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-decide-trumps-immunity-claim-election-interference-case-rcna139026

    LawrenceShop,
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    @mwk2244 @GottaLaff Language please! It’s Fuck Trump not F#ck Trump.

    TonyStark, to random
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    I wouldn’t analyze the Michigan primary vote totals (and I mean Republican and Democratic totals added together) too hard as Republicans still are in a contested primary and a whole lot definitely don’t like Trump (see South Carolina) and Democrats are not in a contested primary unless you count Dean Phillips which nobody does. He got fewer votes than Marianne Williamson who dropped out February 7.

    That said, nobody should be doing much of anything except helping get out the vote for Democrats.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @TonyStark Bingo! Perfectly said, thanks!

    GottaLaff, to random
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    I'm scrolling through @atrupar's and Acyn's video clips of 's vile spew at CPAC, now in its 2nd hour..

    Sorry to be redundant, but if Biden said even ONE thing in any of those clips, it would be over for him.

    Yet Trump has duped The News & all too many voters into accepting him "as is."

    I don't. At all. And I am not laughing at him. He's lethal. He's toxic. He's malignant.

    And the GOP Fascist Party is right there with him.

    We MUST do everything we can to end this nightmare.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff May South Carolina fly up its own asshole and disappear with a quiet belch…God willing 👼🏼

    georgetakei, to random

    Talk about "down under" 😳

    LawrenceShop,
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    @georgetakei A new take on the Blooming Onion…I thought it tasted shitty the only time and last time I went there!

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to animals
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    I take requests! Here you go, your Hamilton fix. Here’s and Henry (my late FIL’s dog) snuggling.

    Watch my Debbie Downers say, “THEY LOOK HUNGRY/SAD/UNDERAPPRECIATED!!” (They’re none of those things)

    LawrenceShop,
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    @GottaLaff Clearly they are gravely concerned about the current state of the world…deeply affected to the point that a plate full of broiled calf liver is required to return their faith in humankind, right?

    LawrenceShop, to random
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    dabertime, to random
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    My dad loved birds, so when he passed, I found a beautiful soundtrack of birds softly chirping and singing, that we decided to play at low volume as background music during his memorial service.

    Of course, besides our family, no one knew about the recording, so people were constantly looking for birds that had somehow got inside the building.

    It was hilariously perfect.

    LawrenceShop,
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    @dabertime I relocated to New Mexico a few years (30) back. On my first morning waking up I was amazed at the bird sounds that early morning stunning in their range and melody. Funny thing the next morning it occurred again, and again the third morning. On the forth day I realized the dial on my clock radio was tuned to a local university fm station that played 1 hour of bird song between 5-6 am.

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