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cerhnn

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@cats are people too. Also, people are probably people as well. Depressed human, environmental advocate and unfortunate recipient of the skyrizi commercial jingle.

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misc, to random
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There are so many map-based apps that should be pretty simple to implement and yet haven't been (afaik)

  • Chances of rain along your bike route for different start times
  • Given a route, best rated restaurants that don't take you far away from that route, for pick up orders
  • Best restaurant to meet up for two parties, that requires them to travel a roughly equal amount
cerhnn,
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@misc definitely like the last

selzero, to random
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Fill in the blanks.

I am often mistaken as ______, because ______

I'll go first.

I'm often mistaken as an adult, because I happen to have been born half a century ago.

cerhnn,
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@purplepadma @selzero @artcollisions

I was allowed access to a cell phone once a week when I was in-patient. Family could not visit me nor drop off anything for me at the front desk. I had a dial out phone but no one could dial in. They checked on me every three hours at night, so it was easier to leave my door open than to hear it click and wake up. I think that was the part I hated the most. Most mail was misrouted and never made it. I asked after I left.

cerhnn,
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@purplepadma @selzero @artcollisions Only thing that kept me sane was my spouse, because I did call out every chance I got.

Jaden3, to random
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Just wan say I joined mastodon by accident. Just saw this ho trending 1 day an I thought yeah what tf.
It is so fking good tho. So many different posts yall don get on other socials.
I no I'm younger than most folks on here but this shit good.
Looking fo mo people to fw. Hit me up if yall interested.
Love Jaden ❤️

cerhnn,
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@Jaden3 excellent intro

nixCraft, to random
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Just saw a job posting for a network admin who doubles as a licensed plumber. Someone needs to explain this to me.

For the network job: Additional Information Applicant must be a Delaware Licensed plumber

cerhnn,
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@nixCraft Sewer SCADA?

petergleick, to random
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Hey, GOP, chew on this.

cerhnn,
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@petergleick Pres, VP

QasimRashid, to random
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In her latest unhinged rant, Nikki Haley now says "Texas can secede if that's what it's voters want."

Okay, let's do the math on that.

If Texas secedes:
•Texas loses $68.2B in Federal aid
•GOP loses 2 US Senate seats, Dems lose 0
•GOP loses 27 US House seats, Dems lose 11
•Dems win permanent control of US House, US Senate, & White House

MAGAs never think these things through, do they? They don't care about the Constitution or national unity—only uninhibited power.

Vote GOP Out Permanently.

cerhnn,
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@QasimRashid Do Texans want this? It's been nearly purple for the longest.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Via Matt Campbell @bluehogreport:

This is the funniest thing I’ll read all day.

cerhnn,
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@GottaLaff @bluehogreport lolol

nixCraft, to random
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We lost a titan of programming languages, programming methodology, software engineering, and hardware design. Niklaus Wirth passed away on the first of January, 2024. He designed several programming languages, including Pascal, and pioneered several classic topics in software engineering.

cerhnn,
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@nixCraft I'm really sorry. I didn't know him, but ...

cerhnn, to random
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Actually run outside.

Gargron, to random
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It's been a very difficult and stressful year that almost broke me multiple times, but there were good bits too: I got married, visited the @yogscast office, saw The Dear Hunter live, got into analog photography, and adopted two very silly cats.

cerhnn,
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@Gargron @yogscast congrats on all, but especially the marriage and the cats.

gamingonlinux, to random
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People and SEO Spam like this are ruining the internet. Fuck this shite.

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cerhnn,
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@gamingonlinux yeah

Green_Footballs, to random
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I honestly believe comedians like Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, Desi Lydic, John Leguizamo et al are doing a vastly better job of informing the public about important issues than our hopelessly compromised fourth estate.

cerhnn,
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@Green_Footballs I watch late night pretty much every night, and I love all of those folks, but it's literally the same issues that 'our compromised fourth estate ' brings up during the day. Explain the difference, if you want.

nixCraft, to random
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If it makes you feel any better... nobody actually knows how to use Git. We all just memorize a few shell commands and hope nothing implodes. 😉

cerhnn,
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@nixCraft thank you for saying the quiet part out loud.

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CYBERED

WHAT DO YOU DO?

cerhnn,
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@SwiftOnSecurity cyber harder. Ask for more funding.

Terra, to random

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    cerhnn,
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    @Terra I don't feel either, but I can imagine that sense of identity.

    Tattooed_mummy, to random
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    I'm being mansplained to on Facebook and it's the funniest thing ever. a guy is telling me how watches can't work without electricity, it's not possible even if they're wind up, that power needs to be stored in a battery. I'm trying to explain to him about springs, but he doesn't understand I'm dying 😂.

    cerhnn,
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    @Tattooed_mummy steampunk or mechanical engineering not his thing, I take it?

    malwaretech, to random

    An unintended side effect of Twitter becoming paid is it makes existing accounts more valuable. It may be more convenient for bad actors to purchase hacked accounts rather than make their own. Verified accounts used to face a lot of phishing attacks, but less so now you can just buy verification.

    If phishing of regular Twitter accounts does become more common, it's going to absolutely suck for users. Previously, it was near impossible to recover a hacked Twitter account when they actually had a support team. Now, there's absolutely no way they could handle an volume of support requests.

    cerhnn,
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    @malwaretech it also destroys the basis of the platform. Sure, twitter sucked, but it was where anyone, anywhere, could tell the world it sucked and why.

    ChrisPirillo, to random
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    this is the way

    cerhnn,
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    @ChrisPirillo Candy corn and circus peanuts are excellent

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random

    A lot of today’s UX designers never made a WinAmp skin and it shows.

    cerhnn,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity fitbit is awful right now

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