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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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I’ve got a day off tomorrow, so instead of banging on about my music, I’m going to stay up late listening to yours.

If you’re an on or and you have a toot with a track you’d like to promote, link your toot in the comments and I’ll give it a boost.

[edit: If you’re a musician or songwriter here on Mastodon and have your music somewhere else, please share a link! This is about the artists and their music, not any platform!]

Let’s listen to some original 🤘

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Have you ever watched an episode of Malcolm In The Middle?

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Here’s what people are saying about ’s moon-rock song “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”.

“Tasty!”
~ Rev. Watt deFalk, O.C.D.

“awesome…”
~ karin Sorenby

“I aways enjoy it!”
~ Maj1

“It's well-written and fun…”
~ Steve’s Place

“…it's outta this WORLD!!”
~ x.Félix_de_Fomento.x

“Yeah. We had that last week.”
~ Clara Listensprechen

“I never been there.”
~ Ken Dillermand

“Wha??? When did NASA ever go to the moon?”
~ ideaPDish

“I've got a gimp in the back room...”
~ Nuki writes Erotica in ur Feed

So what are you waiting for? Check out the song that’s taking by storm!

It’s Always Monday On The Moon
~ Dgar

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

Everywhere else: https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

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I wasn’t going to toot because I don’t have anything to toot about, but then I decided that I would toot, and this is that toot.

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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is only ever a whim away.

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I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

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Shoutout to those born in the mid-to-late 1900’s!

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My guitar right now.

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Respect people who wear glasses.

They paid money to see you.

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Me: In Australia, it’s a lift.

Them: In the US, we call them elevators.

Me: I guess we were just… raised differently.

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How do you get followers on Mastodon?

(Asking for a friend)

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I tooted Hello World on November 30, 2022.

Then I began tooting my and a ton of , and . And you all responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I very quickly was made to feel at home.

My deepest gratitude goes out to the community, a that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. It’s unlike any other “social media platform” here.

Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of five thousand followers, and I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.

Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.

Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts on it with me, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. This has been amazing.

But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here is one of wonderful acceptance, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.

Massive big huge love to you all,

  • Jon (Dgar)
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Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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So I’m… not supposed to share this to peasants of England?

https://youtu.be/8sRoYvFTE3c

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So I wrote Stupid in my late teens and would play it on occasion in company. The usual first response is "You don't actually think you're stupid, do you?"
I didn't really know how to respond to that. The song is about myself, yes, but I don't think I'm stupid... most of the time. Because, sometimes I was made to feel stupid, because I'd forget stuff, or be absent minded. In fact, all the verses are about how others sometimes made me feel. I didn't know it at the time - it was decades later that I made the connection - that I was writing about ADHD.... I assume... I've never gone and got diagnosed. Anyway, shut up, I'm not stupid. Here's my song I just re-recorded. If this was a new song, I'd wait till it was released before tooting it, but an old, terrible version has been up on Soundcloud for over two years. It's gone now, and this is the new updated version. I'll have to pick a date in February to release it to all the streamy places.

Edit: Date picked. Stupid will go live on all the other streamy places on the 16th February, 2024.

https://on.soundcloud.com/cPb6h

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Ugh. My computer is sooooo slow.
168 frames to render for a seven second animation at about twenty minutes per frame.
I guess I’ll go do something else.

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You can get an answer to a question on the internet a lot faster if, instead of simply asking the question, you instead post an answer that you know is wrong.

People are more likely to correct your wrong answer than they are to simply respond to a question.

This is known as the Pythagoras Theorem.

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Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity,
relative to you.

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According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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It’s okay to kiss a nun, but don’t get into the habit.

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