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dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

mjgardner,
@mjgardner@social.sdf.org avatar

@dgar The fantasy starts the moment your players say they’ll all show up on a regular schedule

christerk,
@christerk@mastodon.social avatar
dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Username: admin
Password: admin

BigMcLargeHuge,

@dgar

I bet the SysAdmin that left those default passwords used to work for a major credit bureau.

It's their style.

billjurgensen,

@dgar
username: admin
password: incorrect

Your password is incorrect

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Kids in High School:
"I don't understand why I have to take biology, chemistry, and other basic science classes. When am I ever going to use this stuff in my life?!"

As Adults:
"Vaccines cause autism, GMOs are unsafe, climate change is a lie, the earth is flat, and chemtrails!! l've done my research. If you disagree with me, you're a sheep!!"

gi124,
@gi124@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar to be honest the adults who sprout this bs are also the ones who say they don't need basic science in school.

rejinl,
@rejinl@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar It would help if teachers were better prepared to answer this question. I once worked with someone who's student asked why he needed to learn math and she replied that he probably would never need this info but he just had to learn it. 🤦🏽‍♀️

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Happy 32nd birthday Linux. Here’s your damn cake. Go ahead and compile it yourself!

ipd,

@dgar
He can have his cake and heat it too.

CosmicTrigger,
@CosmicTrigger@kolektiva.social avatar

@dgar I've had this image in my pics folder for close to 10 years now

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
RandyNose,
@RandyNose@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar

Just a thought, perhaps Hercules should put on some pants first and some good gloves?

@TywyllSeren
@thepoliticalcat

the_turtle,
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org avatar
dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

The existence of Norway implies...

me_,
@me_@sueden.social avatar

@dgar Wait... this is the correct NORway flag 😂

dannotdaniel,
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar

not only does NORWAY exist, it is functionally complete.

that's right: you can create all those other countries with different combinations of NORWAYS 🤩

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
ritchiepage2001,
enoch_exe_inc,
@enoch_exe_inc@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar “Only government-approved platforms may legally spy on you and track your every movement.”

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

A SEO expert walks into a bar, tavern, pub, grill, public house, irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

jrod3737,
@jrod3737@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar
You forgot to duplicate all of these with “best” and “nearest”

CarstenPfeffer,
@CarstenPfeffer@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@dgar A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, jumps into a bar -
and orders 1 beer, 2 beers, 3.14159 beers, "quertyuiopo" beers.

Tests passed.

A user walks into the bar and asks for the restroom.

The bar goes up in flames

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

Katiame,
@Katiame@masto.ai avatar

@dgar

Do this if you want to create chlorine gas and seriously harm yourself, by all means.

Please don't mix bleach with vinegar.

janisf,
@janisf@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar Next time donate it. There are Goodwills and Salvation Army stores
f*ing everywhere. There's a poor person out there who knows the formula, is willing to put on the elbow grease, and will keep it out of a landfill.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not impressed.

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity,
relative to you.

barbiche,

@dgar @mrundkvist

Roses are red
but could also be blue
if, at great speed,
they come unto you

abimelechbeutelbilch,

@dgar Does anybody know the german grandmaster of black and sometimes very bizarre and intelligent Martin ? Here's a strip about the
🇩🇪

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

amiserabilist,
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar
Quantium40,
@Quantium40@sueden.social avatar
dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

~ DeviantArt user: zoiks81

DesRoin,
@DesRoin@geekdom.social avatar

@dgar there's so much truth in such a simple comic strip

RobertM,
@RobertM@mastodon.pl avatar
dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

aprilfollies,
@aprilfollies@mastodon.online avatar

@dgar I saw an organic chemist, but I’ve never seen an inorganic chemist.

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@dgar I met a theoretical physicist the other day

I was surprised to find they were quite real

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
mambear404,

@dgar

That's a fantastic idea.

Now. How do I do that.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

@dgar
Caturday Lisa

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
mafeesh,

@dgar
I put that there

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@sabik @kkarhan @MennoWolff

The eucalyptus tree, the left-hand drive, the wheelie bins, the old Queenslanders. This is definitely Australia and the green sidewalk is definitely public land. Bike lanes are common. If you zoom in on the left side of the road, you can make out a white fence which is where the property line is.
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