Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
Kids in High School:
"I don't understand why I have to take biology, chemistry, and other basic science classes. When am I ever going to use this stuff in my life?!"
As Adults:
"Vaccines cause autism, GMOs are unsafe, climate change is a lie, the earth is flat, and chemtrails!! l've done my research. If you disagree with me, you're a sheep!!"
@dgar It would help if teachers were better prepared to answer this question. I once worked with someone who's student asked why he needed to learn math and she replied that he probably would never need this info but he just had to learn it. 🤦🏽♀️
@dgar A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, jumps into a bar -
and orders 1 beer, 2 beers, 3.14159 beers, "quertyuiopo" beers.
Tests passed.
A user walks into the bar and asks for the restroom.
For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.
Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.
@dgar Next time donate it. There are Goodwills and Salvation Army stores
f*ing everywhere. There's a poor person out there who knows the formula, is willing to put on the elbow grease, and will keep it out of a landfill.
The eucalyptus tree, the left-hand drive, the wheelie bins, the old Queenslanders. This is definitely Australia and the green sidewalk is definitely public land. Bike lanes are common. If you zoom in on the left side of the road, you can make out a white fence which is where the property line is.
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