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Special DLC available with preorder. Opinions in profile pictures are entirely my own. (Je ne suis pas un DJ français.)

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foo, to random
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I hope this email finds you well
I hope this email minds you
I hope this email brings you in
And in the darkness binds you

NanoRaptor, to random
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Remember when AOL would post these out everywhere, all the time?

foo,
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@NanoRaptor Nope, never got those. I lived in an affluent family, so we were likely targeted with newer tech as we used to get these sent all the time.

foo, to random
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UPDATE: https://badidea.zip/ now gives you a zip file named badidea.zip which contains a png of a QR code which takes you to https://badidea.zip/

foo, to random
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Nice headline, SFGate. That's the way to do it.

foo, to random
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There are two wolves inside you.

You are not allowed to change the number of wolves inside you until the next Open Enrollment period or Qualified Life Event.

foo, to random
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Have you tried turning it off and then tossing it into the woods?

foo, to random
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Happy Dave Brubeck Day!

foo, to random
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This is probably a terrible idea, but you can now print to the thermal receipt printer in my office by mentioning @lpd in your posts.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

https://github.com/rfinnie/mastodon-apps

foo, to random
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At long last, we are become death, destroyer of worlds, from the classic documentary Don't Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds

foo, to random
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If you're making a video and you say "without further ado", you probably already have too much ado, and you should have reduced the amount of ado in your video to begin with.

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as someone who has lived in both the US and EU i think the standard date formats are confusing as fuck and everyone should switch to ISO 8601 yyyy-mm-dd

foo,
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@eniko You have an international chain of stores which is famously 100% private label. You literally control the label and could use ISO 8601. THIS SIGN SHOULD NOT EXIST.

foo, to random
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I thought I saw a murder of crows, but I wasn't 100% sure.

I merely had probable caws.

foo, to random
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Not many people know this, but in my college days, I paid the bills by voicing self-checkouts. It didn't pay much, but hey, do what you love.

If we're ever at a party, feel free to ask me about:

  • Please insert cash or select payment type
  • Use pin pad to complete transaction
  • Please wait for assistance
foo, to random
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Fun fact: the name of the chief engineer on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine was changed when the show was localized for the American market. In his native home of Space Ireland, his actual name was Kilometers O'Brien.

foo, to random
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"Stay indoors. Close your blinds. If you see Taylor Swift roaming the neighborhood, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT and call 911 immediately."

foo, to Cats
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Just thought I’d let you know I still have an adorable cat

foo, to superbowl
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As we head into overtime, it's important to explain one of the most important aspects of professional football: there is a man in every NFL game whose sole job is to walk onto the field wearing bright fuzzy arm-length gloves whenever they're currently on a commercial break.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NFL_Sideline_Television_Coordinators.jpg

foo, (edited ) to random
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Everybody talks about imperial vs metric, but I'm asking the questions nobody dares to ask:

foo, to random
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Remember, YYYY-MM-DD is the Americanized version of ISO-8601, with the month before the date. The rest of the world does ISO-8601 the proper way, YYYY-DD-MM.

foo, (edited ) to random
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The United Space Space Force Space Systems Command is headquartered in Los Angeles (El Segundo).

Across the street is the Los Angeles Lakers practice facility.

People, the US government is training for SPACE JAM.

foo, to random
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Heading to Blockbuster, what should I pick up?

NanoRaptor, to random
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What was the last Apple device to have the full name 'Macintosh' on the case?

foo,
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@NanoRaptor How expensive are Sharpies?

foo, to random
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The ultimate in opulence: spending $30 on a keycap set because I thought it looked nice (before / after).

And it does look nice! Though my finger joints were not thrilled with the process.

Same keyboard and desk as previous image, but with different keys (dark teal for most keys, black for the rest, completely different font, more rounded keys)

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why does LLVM have a -DLLVM_ENABLE_CURL=ON|OFF option

foo,
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@whitequark To create uncertainty in smartwatch firmware

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foo,
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@NanoRaptor The per-piece price can be rather expensive, yes.

(And yes, I calculated what should be the correct aspect ratio for that tire size.)

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