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jann

@jann@twit.social

Husband to Mike.🏳️‍🌈
Father to Rosie. 🐶
Brother to Carla.😈
Uncle to Gigi.🐶

Computer #programmer: #Perl, #ObjectiveC
Platforms: #macOS, #iPhone, #iPad, #AppleWatch
Twitter handle: @jgobble
Facebook: Over my dead body!

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GottaLaff, to random
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NEW: THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT IN THE TRUMP TRIAL.

GottaLaff,
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13/ ON ALL COUNTS!!!

GottaLaff, to random
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BREAKING: In a win for voters, a federal judge strikes down New York's line-warming ban that prohibits handing food and water to voters waiting in line at the polls. The judge rules the law violates the U.S. Constitution.— Democracy Docket

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paul, to random
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How did this get through App Review?

lawprofblawg, to random
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BREAKING: Spouse of Justice Alito readying flags for jury verdict.

#Satire

glennf, to random
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Your Honor, we find the defendant incredibly guilty

rayckeith,
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@glennf "That's guilty! Guilty, guilty, guilty!"

lexfri, to random
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god bless america

glennf, to random
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All I ask is the NY Times not suddenly reintroduce the Needle.

philsplace, to random
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Just got a notification: Airpods Case 5%

WHICH airpods case? There are 4 on my desk… and they all have distinct names!

Why doesn’t it use that name when giving the notification…

🤷‍♂️ We’ll never know.

Disney_Timeline, to random
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1966 :disneylandd: The grand opening ceremony is held for “it’s a small world” in Fantasyland at Disneyland

tvaziri, to random
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Harsh but true.

"AI Can Ruin Movies Now, Too - Aliens and True Lies on 4k" by Nerrel
https://youtu.be/BxOqWYytypg?si=Srl7xl6GQfI4R61w

christianselig, to random
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Other visionOS/SwiftUI/WebKit question: anyone know why if I move my WKWebView from my view to my model (instead of the view, for more control), if it's ever re-used in another window (after its original window closes), it loses all interactivity?

Code: https://gist.github.com/christianselig/702c1759626db20aa905d740fe70e9c5

Video of a WebView being opened in visionOS, and then closed, and then re-opened, and it’s suddenly not interactable

genecowan, to random
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Any peeps representing on Mastodon? https://sync2024.org

Nonilex, to Law
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Tues 28 May 2024 🧵 to Begin in

faces 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in connection w/a payment made to a porn star to influence the 2016 election. The case could be in the jury’s hands as early as Wed.


https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/05/28/nyregion/trump-trial-closing-arguments?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

Nonilex,
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Back from lunch, #Trump has returned w/ Don Jr. & Eric& Lara, & Tiffany.

When we left, #Blanche was admonished by Justice #Merchan for imploring #jurors not to send Trump “to prison” on #MichaelCohen’s words.

The issue is that Blanche told jurors Trump could face prison due to their decision.

Jurors are ONLY responsible for deciding whether he is guilty or not guilty of the charges, sentencing is not in their purview.

#criminal #law #TrumpTrial #CatchAndKill #conspiracy #ElectionInterference

GottaLaff, to random
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The DNC will move to conduct virtual party proceedings to certify Pres. Biden and Vice Pres. Harris as the Democratic Party nominees before Ohio's Aug. 7 ballot certification deadline -ABC News

daniellesatm, to random
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@jann A rather timely and bittersweet anniversary of It's A Small Wold's opening. Check out The Boys about the Sherman Brothers on Disney+.

Disney_Timeline, to random
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1966 :disneylandd: “it’s a small world” opens in Fantasyland at Disneyland

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markarayner, to irony
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Don't worry, the Irony Police have already been alerted.

The_Icarian, to random
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Alice, to random
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People will say things like "I'd never stay in an abusive relationship" while simultaneously subjecting themselves to nonstop ads just so they can get their Words With Friends fix.

tvaziri, to random
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“why couldn’t they just do it for ‘real’”

It’s all pretend, folks.

https://tiktok.com/t/ZTLneYBf5/

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riversidebryan, to random
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😳🥺😡 I went searching for the Memorial Day color scheme on our beautiful bridge ... and sadly found this ... likely directed by DeSantis 😤

👇

Red, white, and blue display on Acosta Bridge means no colors for ‘Pride Month’ or other events

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/mixed-reactions-red-white-blue-display-last-all-summer-acosta-bridge/F2M2WSRQIVFX7NBTQMQVXD5N3M/

flargh, to random
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It's a sign of just how irrelevant and just plain bad today's Libertarian Party is that they gave podium time to not only Trump but RFK too.

joshua, to random
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Nathan, in kitchen: [screams like he was bitten by a snake; cat was atop fridge and almost fell on him when he opened the door]

Me: “You scared the everloving fuck out of me!”

N: “Nessa scared the everloving fuck out of ME, what did you expect me to do!”

Me: [exasperated tone] “Die quietly!!”

N: 😂🖕

tvaziri, to random
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I'm swamped and stressed, so why not take questions

Just don’t ask me what I'm working on right now

http://ngl.link/toddvaziri

tvaziri,
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"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.” -Roger Ebert

(yeah they’re too long)

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