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juanejot

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Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄

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nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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He is risen

juanejot,
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@nocontexttrek And ready to deliver Priestly Blessings 🖖 more than three weeks early for Passover

theropologist, to random
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After having to figure out how to do some minor plumbing repairs around the house I have come to appreciate the humble gasket as the only thing separating civilized society from utter chaos

juanejot,
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@theropologist Must be why “self-sealing stem bolts” are such an ever-important commodity, as ill-defined as they are, in the Star Trek universe; they’ve got elements we’ve never heard of, glibly-named “Heisenberg compensators” and “inertial dampeners;” of COURSE they have apocryphal plumbing!

“Apocryphal Plumbing” is my new favorite band, BTW.

juanejot, to random
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Something odd is afoot with paywalled clickbait titles.

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

juanejot,
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@RickiTarr I too love all the Treks; it takes a galaxy.
I’m just wondering when the timelines will get as obscured as in that early oughts low-budget sci-fi thriller we all forgot but are going “Oh, YEAH!” about, in unison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primer_(film)

juanejot,
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@RickiTarr From XKCD, note the lower right.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/movie_narrative_charts.png

juanejot, to random
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These guys used to be my favorite band, but then they started paralyzing their audience by sliming them from on stage.

juanejot, to random
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Objects in Mordor are less indomitable than they appear.

juanejot, to random
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Q: What’s your favorite holiday-themed open-source audio storage codec?
A: Egg Nogg Vorbis

juanejot, to HashtagGames
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“F* Da~udley Do-Right”

juanejot, to random
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One reason we fear aliens: We assume “Take me to your leader” means “Let me speak to your manager.”

juanejot, to random
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Found the dogs standing, both of them, in the kitchen doorway as I retrieved their filled dishes to prep. Very nearly chose to serenade them to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.”

“In the doorway,
The tiny doorway,
The dogs stand ‘round tonight!
In the doorway,
The tiny doorway,
The dogs stand ‘round tonight!
Come OooOOo~oOn…!
(You’re in my way, you’re in my way, you’re in my way, you’re in my way—)
Move it doggos, for dinner time tonight!
(You’re in my way, you’re in my way, you’re in my way, you’re in my way—)
Move it, my doggos, if you want dinner made tonight!”

https://youtu.be/OQlByoPdG6c

juanejot, to random
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I “love*” the phrase, “You thinkin’ what I’m thinking’?,” because it leaves a Three’s Company-sized hole for misinterpretation.
*(can’t stand)

juanejot, to HashtagGames
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Croft1Chest

juanejot, to HashtagGames
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The airing of grievances. No wait, that’s… no, that’s right.

juanejot, to random
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Berenstoyne Bares/Schrödinger’s Mandela cognitive dissonance time:
Who remembered that this song was NOT by The Kinks?

https://youtu.be/Rqnw5IfbZOU

juanejot, to random
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Yay, a kilotoot on this account!

juanejot, to HashtagGames
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Refried refried beans

juanejot, to random
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“Golmek yelmoy garren?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sorry. I just ported in from an adjacent dimension, and my communicator hadn’t finished booting up yet. I said, ‘How are today’s soups?’”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s. As such, the chili is pretty good.”
“And the orange creamsicle frosty soup?”
“Get out.”
“What? I just mean to dip my fries in it.”
(The employee visibly reaches for the silent alarm. Prices on the displays behind them waver, then soar.)

juanejot, to random
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Found this calculator on my desk at work, so just HAD to test out the alphanumeric function.

juanejot, to HashtagGames
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The SE7EN Year Itch

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I see a new Talented Mr Ripley is also out this week. Why not just remake everything with a new spin on it. Godfather. Lord of the Rings. Schindlers List? PASSION OF THE CHRIST STARRING DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

juanejot,
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@TheBreadmonkey A remake of The Gladiator, with Cedric the Entertainer bellowing with wide arms, “Are you not entertained?!?”

juanejot, to random
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My eldest and I share a sense of humor.
E: “Hey Dad! [Without answer, proceeds to explain the setup for a Simpsons joke I either saw 20~25 years ago & so WOULD know by heart if it could be heard; or which I never saw because it’s too new & devoting attention to the show while my brain works overtime to determine whether it’s still good would be too much].”
Me (Looks up from the dishwashing or vacuuming or listening to music or whatever else I’m doing, invariably more than halfway through the explanation): “What?”
E: “Never mind!”
Classic.

juanejot, to random
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Did Andrew Garfield not get a reading?

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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All the President's REM


juanejot,
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@dannotdaniel Twelve Angry REM

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    juanejot,
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    @robertdalton The line* to hear these little nuggets of wisdom must span the galaxy.
    *(or in British English, …)

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