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fkamiah17, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

#InternationalWomensDay

fkamiah17, 9 months ago to random

Mood.

fkamiah17, 4 months ago to random

😂 👍

fkamiah17, 5 months ago to random

"My whole head started to burn like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican"
"I implore your marketing department and design department to include the words "VERY SPICY" printed on the front of the label. Along with "MAY SHIT PANTS"
Funniest. Review. Ever. Do read all of it. 😂 😂 😂

#SundayGiggles

As a long time customer of your saline washes, I was left to assume that "EXTRA STRENGTH PLUS" referred to the sodium level in the saline spray. I stand corrected in my assumption. It actually means SPICY ACID BATH OF NOSTRIL LAVA. This product set off an unexpected chain of events which led me to quite literally shit my pants. As with prior sinuses I inserted the nozzle into my nostril, tilted my head back, and began to spray the saline wash into my nose, letting it work its way through my sinus canals. Suddenly, with a thunderous vengeance, the menthol activated. It felt like I had snorted pure wasabi. M whole head began to burn like a prostitute trying to enter the Vatican. It was so hot, my third eye began to water. I can only describe it as my "inside face" had caught on fire. Meanwhile my teeth, armpits and groin suddenly felt freezing cold. Parts of body began to tingle, as if my Spidey sense was warning me that the worst was still yet to come. 2 of 3
This sudden combination of sensations prohibited me from leaning forward to let it drain from my nose into the sink. Instead, it began to run down the back of my throat sending me into an uncontrollable coughing fit, ultimately leading me to lose control of my rectal retention. Thus removing my ability to govern self control over my sphincter - which regrettably induced an episode of what I'd like to call "unexpected wet farts of despair". I'd estimate I coughed five times in total, whilst simultaneously farting each time. Each one sounding exactly like air escaping balloons blow hole was being pinched and spread apart. Crying out in a high pitched whine mimicking someone whispering the word "Whhhhhhyyyyy?" in a really really sad voice. Take note Arm & Hammer: "half blind, on fire, and shitting your pants" were not mentioned in potential side effects. You might want to add that for legal purposes. I implore your marketing and design department to have the word "VERY SPICY" printed on the front of the label. Along with "MAY SHIT PANTS". Your loyal customer, Sean Ends

fkamiah17, 4 months ago to random

Posted by Steve Bray on the other place.
#TogetherWithRefugees

fkamiah17, 7 months ago to UKpolitics

Best placard I've seen for a while.
#UKPolitics #Immigration

fkamiah17, 6 months ago to poland

GOOD NEWS ALERT!
The people of Poland have voted for democracy. The opposition has won a majority of seats and the authoritarian PiS is defeated.
The main factor was huge turnout.
Voting matters.
#Solidarity #Poland #Democracy #ResistFascism ✊🇵🇱 🇪🇺

fkamiah17, 13 days ago to random

WEEK 30: Just a member of staff at Indiana university escorting two snipers to the roof of an administration building.

#FreePalestine

fkamiah17, 19 days ago to random

WEEK 30: Protesters call for the resignation of Netanyahu in Tel Aviv last night. The demonstration was so big it stretched either side of a bridge. Pictures show both sides.

Another huge crowd on the other side of the bridge

fkamiah17, 9 months ago to uk

Very British Signage - Pest Control
h/t No Context Brits
#UK #Humour #Gardens

fkamiah17, 9 months ago to random

A little light relief for all of you who've not heard about this.
#Wizard #LiveYourBestLife

fkamiah17, 8 months ago to UKpolitics

😂😂😂
h/t christhebarker on the other place
#UKPolitics #DeathStarExpress

fkamiah17, 11 days ago to UKpolitics

This is brilliant. Some rancid TERF emailed the Lib Dem Mayoral candidate in her area with some "polite questions" and got this response.
Bravo Hannah 👏 🤣

#UKPolitics #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Dear Vonny I unequivocally support trans rights, as do the Liberal Democrats. I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in any of your hate filled agenda which is persecuting an already vulnerable minority and putting children at risk. Trans people are no threat to me whatsoever as a cis woman. You are extremely welcome to take your mayoral vote elsewhere. Best regards Hannah

fkamiah17, 3 months ago to random

Morning.

#FreePalestine

fkamiah17, 2 months ago to random

So it seems that there's an avalanche of people cancelling their subscription to the New York Times, since it was discovered that their story about October 7 was written by someone who had previously been in the IDF.
If you want to do the same, here's a template letter being circulated by Writers Against the War on Gaza.

#FreePalestine

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1soDrQL38RxB144WQCwlVos55GWWFQruzSw8-p5BWTQU/edit?pli=1

fkamiah17, 6 months ago to random

Pro-Palestine marches are banned in Hamburg, so they did this instead. ✊🇵🇸 🇩🇪 😭
#CeasefireNow

fkamiah17, 7 days ago to random

WEEK 31: Remember the elderly lady who was shoved to the ground and arrested Wednesday night at Dartmouth?
Alan MacLeod is a senior reporter with MintPress News.

#FreePalestine

fkamiah17, 1 month ago to Life

Morning lovelies 🥰 🌍 🤗 🕊️

#Life

fkamiah17, 4 months ago to random

Spotted on the other place. These should be widely available.
#OctopusBlanket

fkamiah17, 1 month ago to random

How to respect pronouns in five words.

fkamiah17, 1 month ago to random

Morning troops 👋 🥰

fkamiah17, 3 months ago to random

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times.

#ICJ #SaveGaza #MediaBias #NewYorkTimes

fkamiah17, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

I endorse this graphic.
Edit: I have to say the response to this post has been eye-opening (in an excellent way) and hilarioius. Special shout out to the lady from Texas - welcome!

#CelticAlliance #TheUnionIsOver

fkamiah17, 3 months ago to eattherich

✊ 🌍

#RiseUp #EatTheRich #ClimateCatastrophe #WorkersUnite

fkamiah17, 12 days ago to discworld

Happy Terry Pratchett Day to all who celebrate! 🥳 🥂

#Bookstodon #Discworld #OTD