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funguy2playwith

@funguy2playwith@mastodon.online

Average guy. 🇨🇦 living in the 🇺🇸 since 2000. Computer Geek (SAP BASIS) and PS5 Gamer (currently APEX).

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funguy2playwith, to Ukraine
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@GottaLaff
@ 01:58 A fireman is wearing a Port Moody Fire jacket putting out the hypermarket blaze from orc bombing in #Kharkiv #Ukraine
Donated? Or maybe a volunteer?

https://youtu.be/TNFAe2gctZ0?si=gwFO23_ePSvUPnJM&t=118

funguy2playwith, to random
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funguy2playwith,
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@GottaLaff LOL
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, [You]- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' [New Place] Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of [Wine], Before it's too late, me hearty. [Michael] would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" [You]

funguy2playwith, to random
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@GottaLaff
If you haven't heard. New regs in bringing Hammy back into the US starting 01 Aug 2024.

markwyner, (edited ) to mentalhealth
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Previously when I’ve shared this a number of people DM me to say they didn’t know it existed. This really surprised me, so I share it every so often.

If you might need it, tuck it away. If you know others who might, make sure they know.

We can feel vulnerable talking with friends and family. The 988 folks are compassionate, and enable anonymity and care when it’s needed most.

(This is for U.S. and Canada.)

funguy2playwith,
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@markwyner
🇨🇦 It also works in now as of November 2023. You can call or text 988 as well
https://988.ca/

funguy2playwith, to random
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NYPD knocks down and arrests credentialed press Olga Federova (May 8 2024)

https://www.instagram.com/not_alex_kent_/p/C6sYAnfsKmn/

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵STARTS HERE
I CANNOT READ REPLIES. "NFL" (NotForLaffy) appreciated

1/...McBrien:

At 2:35 p.m. we have audio again, but still no video, and we hear Merchan say "Thank you, please be seated."

Merchan welcomes the jurors and starts by apologizing for how chilly it is in the courtroom.

Video is back on, and both sides are seated in the same seats as this morning

Merchan proceeds to read the boilerplate instructions for voir dire. Reminder: 30 mins per side

funguy2playwith,
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@voron @fondoffawns @GottaLaff
(AI generated by DALL-E 3)

GottaLaff, to random
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Um…

“A member of the Qatari royal family invested roughly $50 million in ..in a moment of acute Middle East tensions during admin. The investment bolstered a key conservative media outlet at a time when was facing intense diplomatic pressure from its neighbors & seeking allies in US” https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/26/qatar-newsmax-investment/

funguy2playwith,
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@GottaLaff
Here is the free (gifted link):

https://wapo.st/3xbV1FI

tantramar, to random
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10 make tea
20 forget I made tea
30 tea gets cold
40 goto 10

funguy2playwith,
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@tantramar
10 make tea
20 forget I made tea
30 tea gets cold
40 microwave cold tea
50 forget it in the microwave
60 goto 10

tiamat271, to USpolitics
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@GottaLaff You’ve probably already seen this, but just in case…she’s not out yet but it looks like NBC is getting cold feet

H/T @riversidebryan https://hugs.lgbt/@riversidebryan/112148620521266498

funguy2playwith,
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dnc, to random
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funguy2playwith,
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@dnc
Looks delicious. Almost perfect!
The only things I can see are minor, maybe trim some of the fat on the one slice and it looks like the bottoms of the asparagus could have been trimmed a cm or so more before cooking.

Want to take it to the next level?
Drizzle au-jus over the meat/potatoes or serve it on the side.

Rasta, to animals

There's cat hair inside my computer keyboard again? Wanna tell me how that happened?

He feels moderately guilty.

I'll get the shop vac.

funguy2playwith,
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@Rasta
This stuff is amazing! Clean your keyboard, car dash, etc...
https://www.amazon.ca/Keyboard-Universal-Keyboards-Calculators-ColorCoral/dp/B07GW9TJ3G

GottaLaff, to random
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You’ll have to find the video, it was great.

But damn, he left out the part where Trump ID’d E Jean Carroll as Marla Maples.

Rupar:

Oof -- Nadler put together a brutal supercut of Trump gaffing and shorting out

.

funguy2playwith,
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@GottaLaff
JUST IN: Jerry Nadler Plays Video Montage To Attack Trump's Mental Fitness At Robert Hur Hearing

[Montage introduced @ 04:27]

https://youtu.be/Bx2Yg4h9nwo?si=GcMS6T7fbnAXFLq7&t=267

skykiss, to random
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Breaking: #91Felonies rapist has posted a bond of nearly $92 million in E. Jean Carroll defamation case. The posted bond is exactly $91,630,000.00, which includes a district’s courts common practice of requiring a bond of 110% of the judgement.

Insurance company Chubb underwrote the $91.63 million bond for Donald Trump, which the former president signed on Tuesday, March 5.
Under the terms of the bond, Chubb will only secure the appeal of the $83.3 million judgment, not any future appeals.

#91Felonies Rapist got someone to give him almost exactly that amount. America has no idea who that is or who he is now beholden to, and that is unacceptable as a counterintelligence matter.

The whole world wants to know where the money to purchase the bond came from.

And U.S. intelligence needs to know.

A billionaire shouldn’t need an agency to post his $90M bond. That should be chump change to a billionaire. Where’s Mr. I’m so rich when it comes to paying his bills?

#rape #defamation #crime #insurrection #natsec

funguy2playwith,
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@KimSJ @skykiss

"A surety bond also replaces the need for collateral. The plaintiff, or party to whom the money judgment is awarded, is fully protected by the bond and ensured payment, that is if the appealing party can afford the bond. [7]

[7] "Supersedeas Bonds And Money Judgment Appeals". Juris Co. 13 March 2012.

Chubb is on the hook to pay and $100 million is a pittance for them. 2023 profits were $5.2B on $44.7B revenue.

funguy2playwith, to random
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Here’s how to get free as many times as you need it

https://wapo.st/3uwSZix

GottaLaff, to climate
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More than 83 million people in US currently exposed yearly to "unhealthy' air quality as defined by EPA created by #ClimateCrisis, according to a new report on Monday.

..represents 25% of the U.S. population..

..the air for 10 million falls in the "very unhealthy" levels and another 1.5 million are at "hazardous" levels” https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/02/12/air-quality-study-unhealthy/3301707744468/

funguy2playwith,
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@Lizette603_23 @GottaLaff
My blueair purifier (rated very good by consumers reports) has that feature as well.

kravietz, to poland
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ministry of foreign affairs did a pretty good job at deconstructing ’s pseudo-historical ramblings in their statement published here:

https://www.gov.pl/web/dyplomacja/oswiadczenie-msz-ws-10-klamstw-prezydenta-wladimira-putina-nt-polski-i-ukrainy-ktorych-nie-prostowal-tucker-carlson-wywiad-z-dnia-8-lutego-2024-r

It’s in Polish, so I will transcribe it here.

Putin: Poland collaborated/collaborated with Nazi Germany.

Before World War II, Polish diplomacy tried to maintain good neighbourly relations with Germany. There was no question of Poland entering into any military alliance with Hitler. Poland in the interwar period was between two aggressive neighbours: Germany and Russia, which did not in practice recognise the right of the Polish people to an independent state. A Polish-German declaration of non-violence was signed in Berlin in 1934 to guarantee the resolution of disputes by peaceful means. But earlier, in 1932, an analogous non-aggression pact was signed with the USSR.

Putin: The Poles forced Hitler to start World War II with them. Why did Poland start the war on 1 September 1939? It was uncooperative. Hitler was left with no other option in carrying out his plans [but] to start with Poland.

The Second Polish Republic rejected Hitler’s demands and also the proposal of a Polish-German alliance against the USSR. It was Hitler’s Germany and the Soviet authorities who, on 23 August 1939, signed an agreement against Poland (the so-called Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact), which enabled Germany to carry out its aggression against Poland on 1 September 1939. Soviet Russia and Nazi Germany cooperated unanimously until June 1941.

Putin: Poland became a victim of the policy pursued towards Czechoslovakia, because under the famous Ribbentrop-Molotov Protocols, part of these territories fell to Russia, including Western Ukraine.

Poland did not participate in, nor was it a party to, the Munich Agreement (30 September 1938), which de facto severely restricted Czechoslovakia’s sovereignty. Polish demands for Zaolzie were made after the Munich Pact was signed.

Putin: Thus, Russia, under the name of the Soviet Union, returned to its historical territories.

The USSR incorporated the eastern territories of the Second Republic as a result of armed aggression (17 September 1939) at a time when Poland was fighting the German invasion. It was a stab in the back inflicted on the Polish state. The so-called people’s referenda in the Polish borderlands, conducted by the Soviets, were carried out in an atmosphere of terror and falsification. Lviv and the territories of the then Lvov and Stanislavl Voivodeships (today’s Western Ukraine) had never belonged to the Russian Empire. The Vilnius region was not historically part of Russia either.

Putin: Ukraine is a de facto artificial creation created by Lenin and Stalin.

Modern Ukraine as a state was created by the Ukrainian national movement. The Bolsheviks did not create it, but only conquered part of its territory, turning it into a Soviet republic. Ukraine was created by the will of the Ukrainians themselves.

Putin: The left bank of the Dnieper, including Kiev, is historically Russian territory.

Kiev - was the historical capital of Rus, and Moscow did not exist at the time. In 1991, Ukraine became an independent state with internationally recognised borders.

Putin: The idea of Ukrainians as a separate nation emerged in Poland.

The process of self-determination of the Ukrainians as a separate ethnic group took place in parallel with analogous processes in 19th century Europe. No one artificially ‘invented’ the Ukrainian nation.

Putin: NATO bases were created on Ukrainian territory.

There are no bases on Ukrainian territory.

Putin: There have been two coups in Ukraine aimed at artificially breaking ties with Russia.

In the Orange Revolution, the Ukrainian people refused to accept electoral fraud. The organisation of another round of voting allowed the election of President Viktor Yushchenko, who actually won a majority of the votes. After the Revolution of Dignity, President Petro Poroshenko won democratically in the presidential elections.

Putin: In 2014, Moscow was forced to take Crimea into its defence because it was under threat.

There was no threat to Crimea in 2014. The Revolution of Dignity led to a change of power peacefully, through democratic elections. Russian ‘green men’ appeared in Crimea to destabilise the situation in Ukraine.

funguy2playwith,
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@kravietz
Well done, thank you.

Here is another:
Fact-Checking Tucker Carlson Interview With Vladimir Putin: Baseless Claims About The War In Ukraine
Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty

https://youtu.be/q9EFJEyDL6U?si=lgBEKUXUtb_efhBk

Rasta, (edited ) to random

"Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Edgar Allan Poe?"

(REF) https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48860/the-raven

funguy2playwith,
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@Rasta
I couldn't help but immediately think of The Alan Parsons Project - Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1976)
https://youtu.be/y7htAlPqwBI?si=HUPh94ucgeL3oojN

GottaLaff, to random
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📌Robbie Kaplan and will be on with on Monday 🗓️

funguy2playwith,
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@GottaLaff Shawn Crowley was on All In With Chris Hayes last night.

https://youtu.be/CUQlZ6UUx-0?si=R_ZRUxHlRCp_s9i5

TechDesk, (edited ) to apple
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@arstechnica reflects on the evolution of Apple's Macintosh computers with a list of the weirdest and rarest released over the past 40 years. Which one was your favorite?

https://flip.it/SZUYKt

funguy2playwith,
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@TechDesk @arstechnica
(not Mac but Apple and yes, I had a 100 and later a 2100)
1993 Apple Newton MessagePad

mekkaokereke, to random
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60% of Iowa GOP caucus goers believe that the election was stolen from Trump. But y'all wanna say "Ban TikTok because disinformation?" 🤡

Y'all are not serious.

The real, dangerous disinformation, is coming from traditional media channels and places like Twitter, and it is in service of white nationalism, and its primary victims are Black people. But we don't want to talk about that. We just want to yell "Ban TikTok!"

funguy2playwith,
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@mekkaokereke Don't forget "conservative" talk radio. It is an often overlooked major source of all the crap going around in rural areas.

RickiTarr, to random
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Show me the most 80's thing you can think of!

funguy2playwith,
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RickiTarr, to random
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Hey All, just wondering if any of you have had experience with this:

My husband was feeling a little under the weather and took 4 Covid tests. The first one was negative, the second had a very faint line, and the second two were negative. I took two also, both of which were negative. I'm not really sure what to make of it. He works from home and everyone in the house has gotten every booster, obviously we are gonna stay put and test again tomorrow. Has anyone had this happen to them?

funguy2playwith,
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@RickiTarr Both of the most common US antigen tests state something to the effect of "If there’s a line under the “T,” then the test is positive for COVID. “It doesn’t matter how faint or how bright the line under the “T” is, if it’s there, it’s a positive test for COVID,”

i.e Any, even very faint, red in the Test section means you are positive. Best to assume he is positive and retest daily or get a PCR.
https://health.ucdavis.edu/news/health-wellness/how-to-do-an-at-home-covid-19-rapid-antigen-test-correctly/2022/02

funguy2playwith, to random
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- Telegram
on a winter evening is especially beautiful❄️

📷: Instagram / fantakr / wavemeart

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Fall colors in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia (FB group Only In Canada)

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