caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

There are so many ways to break a website and by the time he is done Elon will have personally overseen all of them

caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

BTW this is why it was stupid for all those government / emergency services accounts to resume posting on Twitter. Absolutely unreliable in critical situations

happyday,

@caseynewton I'm wondering if we should look at the functions of Twitter like the Public Library and our cities, etc. should own their instance that gets federated. Then really rich people backed by rich people who must at all costs get their billions back or end in a cage fight won't be able to foist their reality on us.

dwgill,

@caseynewton I am personally wondering if, in the event Meta's Twitter competitor takes off, why don't these public services stand up their own instances and insulate themselves from the brittleness of the platform? I feel like that could be appealing, especially if the infrastructure for running an instance eventually becomes commoditized

travis,
@travis@nodespace.social avatar

@caseynewton This is why centralized social media is a problem and people and organizations need to have their own domains, websites, and blogs. RSS needs to be expanded with new features so that it's easier to follow and find sites as well as receive critical alerts - especially for governmnet/emergency service accounts. I wrote about why we need to decentralize the web again on our corporate blog: https://www.nodespace.com/blog/its-time-to-decentralize-the-web/

JohnGrahamIV,
@JohnGrahamIV@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton people love the status quo ❤️

airplaneian,

@caseynewton I dunno if that's fair. As an emergency services person, it's not like we have much of a choice. Changing how we do public alerting and messaging is not something we can do overnight, and for good reason.

My grad school capstone was on social media use in the emerg mgmt world and unsurprisingly agencies are extremely under-resourced when it comes to social media comms. Relying on them to lead vs follow best practices and trends is unrealistic imho.

caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

@airplaneian I hear you but you're giving your community a false sense of security by suggesting that they can rely on Twitter to find out about emergencies. The downside risk of that is enormous imo

airplaneian,

@caseynewton Many agencies have spent time in recent months informing their audience about other places they can receive messages

but we can't just stop posting on twitter overnight, that has immediate real world consequences to the people that do still rely on that vector for information

in the world of life safety, you have to be conservative about your decision making... I think expecting us to abandon a platform in protest is not actually the kind of behavior you want from emerg svcs

caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

@airplaneian it's not even about protest ... it's that Twitter can no longer reliably serve as a real-time information source in critical situations. It's like saying "we can't stop using this fire truck any more just because it doesn't have an engine”

airplaneian,

@caseynewton sure but even if I think public comms are just as essential as a fire truck, I'm not the one you have to convince

priorities are instantiated by funding and the money comes from elected officials... you gotta convince them first

it's not like we're not having that fight, but we don't have many resources to fight it successfully

someone_95,

@caseynewton

I really like this metaphor! on a completely unrelated topic what's your Meyer briggs mbti ? I have this habit of guessing random people I follow on social media and people I know irl's mbti so just curious

mikesilva,

@caseynewton Yup. It’s not a reliable utility. Unless, the government is going to regulate it like a utility.

Lemniscate,

@caseynewton Yup. Fires have been increasing in the area daily and the real time news sources from the fire dept are Twitter and Facebook only.

zbeeble,

@caseynewton My uncle was (among other things) a for a large university here in Canada. Every so often, he'd receive an , subject: Email's down. Always, his reply: "no it's not"

timo,
@timo@hetzel.net avatar

@caseynewton Not sure if it was me alone, but at least the local fire department is off of Facebook for their reports.

benjedwards,
@benjedwards@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton Time to nationalize Twitter as public infrastructure 😜

Probably a terrible idea, but I am only half joking…

jeffc,
@jeffc@mastodon.online avatar

@caseynewton
I've been thinking lately about emergency comms and comms in areas with poor or no network coverage.

Federated works better than centralized, but ActivityPub still assumes there are servers, and that they have a stable network.

Is anyone working on an ad-hoc social network? Something that's peer-to-peer between handsets over opportunistic connections?

dan131riley,
@dan131riley@federate.social avatar

@caseynewton there are reasons why our local EMS still uses SMS

Runyan50,
@Runyan50@newsie.social avatar

@caseynewton @danwentzel Well the government is responding the same to the demise of Twitter as it is to the ecological collapse. 🦤

bart,
@bart@moth.social avatar

@caseynewton if only we’d offered an alternative that didn’t have a big “we don’t really want new people here” sign out front

zsoltsandor, (edited )

@caseynewton if anything, commune, municipal, federal, state, etc should be running their own ActivityPub servers, whichever they feel more fitting. The EU has Mastodon and PeerTube. Good call.

GeriatricGambino,

@caseynewton That and we can't trust Musk to do the right thing if there isn't something in it for him.

tootswoot,

@caseynewton
I wrote to the White House about this very subject earlier today

the_Effekt,

@caseynewton

Yes definitely. I wondering if they realize that all they have to do is come here and bring their followers for the Fediverse "to have relevancy" as they would put it.

SteamHeaterson,
@SteamHeaterson@oslo.town avatar

@caseynewton
Rock Hudson In A Bucket Hat Alert!!!

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danfaltesek,

@caseynewton the best way to get school district closures here (snow) is a banner on their website.

spherulitic,

@caseynewton nobody can see it anymore. Only people logged in to Twitter which is like three people

bgrinter,
@bgrinter@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@caseynewton native apps with push notifications - all the way

regphunt,

@caseynewton Well, yes and no. I think we have to get used to relying on redundant services.
There will be no "one stop shop" in the future, I think.

RandomCoolzip,

@caseynewton It used to be reliable (or so is my impression) but then Musk fired the people who were keeping it going.

grumble209,
@grumble209@techhub.social avatar

@caseynewton Seems a waste to carry Twitter over TCP. UDP would be fine and reduce a lot of traffic.

Sparker032,
voron,
@voron@mstdn.party avatar

@caseynewton let me rephrase that a bit, BTW this is why all those government emergency services accounts resuming posting on Twitter after it had already proven unreliable is absolute proof of the abject subservient nature of governments to billionaires interests

fleg,
@fleg@chaos.social avatar

@caseynewton @liroyleshed And this is what Mastodon/Fediverse excel at. Your own domain (built-in validation), your own server, but connected to a larger network. Happy to say the German government is active at social.bund.de

caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

Also I think Bluesky is down right now? We used to have proper social networks in this country

jtds,
philip,
@philip@mallegolhansen.com avatar

@caseynewton Good thing you’re using one right now ;)

jens,
@jens@coma.social avatar

@caseynewton Thanks for the heads-up, was about to check my wifi. 😂

pauliehedron,

@caseynewton I'm watching it at https://firesky.tv and it's doing about 1 message/sec and that's the firehose. lmao

Noupside,
@Noupside@saturation.social avatar

@caseynewton it is. The mass migration of people complaining about the twitter outage will maybe have to come here.

caseynewton,
@caseynewton@mastodon.social avatar

@Noupside certainly it's why i'm here right now 😆

mike,
@mike@thecanadian.social avatar

@caseynewton @Noupside The fediverse handled much bigger waves than this. That's the beauty of decentralization.

tech_noir,
@tech_noir@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton bluesky too?? the power users are going through it fr fr

bradsbrown,
@bradsbrown@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton not down, but struuuuuuugling for sure

jessel,

@caseynewton yeah its not loading new posts for me anymore

genxjamerican,
@genxjamerican@hachyderm.io avatar

@caseynewton Bluesky still appears up (for me), but the performance does seem to have degraded rather quickly and significantly for some reason.

pratik,
@pratik@sciences.social avatar

@caseynewton Aren't you posting on one that works?

minimaxir,
@minimaxir@sigmoid.social avatar

@caseynewton given the circlejerking about Bluesky being decentralized it's v funny

halfcocked,

@minimaxir @caseynewton it's innovating in the centralized decentralization space.

fancypat,
@fancypat@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

JungleGeorge24,

@caseynewton "degraded performance" on BlueSky

wunderbar,

@caseynewton yeah bluesky is completely down. So.. Mastadon it is.

gagan,

@caseynewton Make Social Networks Great Again!

Scott1984FP,
@Scott1984FP@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton , ,Doesn't Want Me Yet :( 😞

,Permanently Suspended My August 2009 - 2022/2023 - Account On: Too :( 😞

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erraggy,

@caseynewton I worked at MySpace in its hay day, and we were definitely not considered reliable. LOL

But we never made all public profiles locked behind a login on purpose.

zbeeble,

@caseynewton Unlikely to take down like ... The design of the is best when .

pygmalion55,

@caseynewton lolol can't take a bunch of people merely going active. We know they are't having a massive onboarding event because they don't allow it.

matdevdug,
@matdevdug@c.im avatar

@caseynewton Back in my day I could read 700 maybe even 1000 posts in a day before I hit my rationed internet quota.

rickyxlaw,

@caseynewton "1001 ways to break a website for Dummies" - Elon Musk

mer_edie,

@caseynewton I'm beginning to forget those days, feels like so long ago!

lisieshy,

@caseynewton Damn, both Bluesky and Twitter down?! But where are we going to do our social networking now?!

oh

lgtm,

@caseynewton the problem people think of it as a single website, it’s just one instance now. It’s going to be more or less like mastodon when people start spinning up their own bluesky instances

Joelsef,

@caseynewton When I was a kid, AOL chat rooms never broke down! 😆

Erex12,
tkaz99,

@caseynewton He has been radicalized, and we all had a front row seat.

franchesko,

@caseynewton like the infinite typing monkey. A kind of "infinite oligarch"...?

jonhendry,
@jonhendry@iosdev.space avatar

@caseynewton

Quick, someone call George Hotz, Elon might need help breaking Twitter in new ways.

costrike,
@costrike@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton And I am here for it.

fizzily,
@fizzily@toad.social avatar

@caseynewton

hahaha

ToxicCookie,

@caseynewton everything that guy touches breaks at some point

barkmeat,
s_ridenour,

@caseynewton @KennyLogins

Paul Simon voice

🎵 50 Ways to break your website 🎵

mansr,
@mansr@society.oftrolls.com avatar

@caseynewton Isn't that a Paul Simon song?

lpah4all,

@caseynewton Well, he knows what a depth-first search is ;-)

SandyO,

@caseynewton
Instead of breaking a popular social media site, Musk could have, used $44,000,000,000 to benefit others. There are so many people in need. So many organizations that could do more good than they do now.
Years ago Ted Turner gave the UN $1,000,000,000 to fill such a shortfall.
Not as smart as Howard Hughes. Not as smart or as caring as,Ted Turner.
Just another greedy dweeb. Sometimes we get better results by dispersing the wealth to the masses where some actually do good with it.

e_kelley,

@caseynewton

Not paying the companies bills would be an easy way to break a website.

Will Twitter be on Russian Cloud Services by end of day?

https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-is-refusing-pay-its-google-cloud-bills-platformer-2023-06-10/

dan131riley,
@dan131riley@federate.social avatar

@caseynewton I have confidence he’ll invent new and different ways to explode

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton

He has one special talent… his ego…

wsrphoto,
@wsrphoto@sfba.social avatar

@caseynewton Isn't that a Paul Simon song, "There must be 50 ways to leave your Twitter"? Some lines:

  1. Say so long Elon.
  2. Don't be brusque Musk.
  3. Just delete Pete.
Maestrodon3,

@caseynewton one of world’s most expensive fiascos in the history of mankind

aldente,

@caseynewton will this finally stop from scraping tweets which would finally bootstrap his social network?

DamiDraws_vt,

@caseynewton facts. He's acting like a giant man baby. Why doesn't he just sell if he hates the site so much.

lgtm,

@caseynewton lol I just discovered the likes and boosts are actually way bigger than what you see. On this post my server shows only likes form members who are on this server, I switched servers and saw way more likes on this post. Mastodon needs to sync all the likes counts, you are actually get get way more engagement than you think

Edelruth,
@Edelruth@mastodon.online avatar

@caseynewton

He isn't even the CEO anymore!

What the eff is he even doing?

WHY is HE doing anything?

I'm actually losing my reason over why he is doing decision-making at all, since he handed off the CEO position because he is so bad at it.

I won't be driving his cars,
I won't be implanting his chips in my brain (!)
I won't be riding his spaceships, or voting for politicians who advocate for Space X.

Worst self-advertizer ever.

ashiisbest,

@caseynewton What a visionary

the_other_jon,
@the_other_jon@mastodon.social avatar

@caseynewton @glennf We now have “The Elon Principle”

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