BenjaminHCCarr, to news
@BenjaminHCCarr@hachyderm.io avatar

Negativity drives online consumption
Dataset comprises ~105,000 different variations of stories from Upworthy.com with ∼5.7M clicks across more than 370M impressions. Although positive words were slightly more prevalent than negative words, we found negative words in news increased consumption rates (positive words decreased consumption rates). For headline of average length, each additional negative word increased click-through rate by 2.3%.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-023-01538-4

ai6yr, to Funny

Hard hitting Washington Post headline today, LOL.

Spoiler: "Is it true that drinking soy milk can cause men’s breasts to enlarge?

The idea is all over social media, but the answer is almost certainly no."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2024/04/20/soy-milk-men-breasts-myth/

ai6yr, to climate

"More Than Just Climate Change" ?!?! 🙄

ai6yr,

Next article: "Lung Cancer: Maybe Smoking Six Packs A Day Isn't To Blame"

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@ai6yr

hmmm, what's more than change.... disaster?

Yeah, let's go with climate disaster...

news, to worldnews
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https://www.wacoca.com/news/2005576/ ロシアで石油製品をタンカーに輸送するパイプが爆破 – ウクライナの国防情報

SocraticEthics, to Ukraine
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nitpicking, to journalism
@nitpicking@mstdn.party avatar

AP headline: "A big airline is relaxing its pet policy to let owners bring the companion and a rolling carry-on"

Which one? I need to know to avoid them. (It's American, as it turns out, my least favorite US airline.) They really had to contort to avoid putting the only important part of the story right in the headline, didn't they?

https://www.audacy.com/wcbs880/news/business/a-big-airline-is-relaxing-its-pet-policy-to-let-owners-bring-the-companion-and-a-rolling-carry-on

news, to worldnews
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https://www.wacoca.com/news/1981938/ モスクワで投票用紙に「プーチンは殺人者」と書いた男性を拘束

ai6yr, to journalism

Who is writing these headlines nowadays?

(I was wondering what was going on with commercial real estate prices in Arkansas, but it's not about that -- it's about a DOJ charge against a company and their warehouse's sanitary conditions).


https://apnews.com/article/family-dollar-stores-rodents-unsanitary-conditions-eba160fd372cef92da2a2e63d53aa33b

sollat,
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@ai6yr
I took a picture of this one the other day because for a second I wasn’t sure who was found in the freezer.

ai6yr,

@sollat Exactly!!!

samloonie, to random
@samloonie@mstdn.ca avatar

News items in my feed usually come with a teaser picture. Sometimes the picture provides useful context, more often it is totally useless like this one, a picture of some guy.

The headline has four nouns "FBI dismantles Ubiquiti Router Botnet Controlled by Russian Cyberspies"

I'm left wondering, because the article never says, is the guy

a) the author of the article
b) an FBI agent
c) a Russian bot
d) a Ubiquiti router, or
e) a Russian Cyberspy ?

news, to news
@news@wakoka.com avatar

日米演習で中国が初めて仮想敵国に指定 https://www.wacoca.com/news/1934851/

#breakingnews #globalnews #headlines #NEWS #World #worldnews

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

This was a real newspaper headline in my childhood home town.

Proving once again that proper punctuation is very, VERY important.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

news, to news
@news@wakoka.com avatar

国連機関、10月7日の攻撃に関与した疑いで職員を解雇 https://www.wacoca.com/news/1925005/

SlovakNewsFF, to random Slovak
@SlovakNewsFF@mstdn.social avatar

(thread)

It is not only the US where and the are at risk of being dismantled by authoritarians akin to fascists. Similar tendencies can be seen all around the world, including countries that keep under the radar of global news, such as Slovakia.
The country of five million at the "heart" of Europe is small enough to be overlooked (and rightly so) in the greater scheme of things, making international only when it fucks up on a large scale.

slcw, to instagramreality
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

Nothing that comes out of 's mouth has any connection with . Not one word. Every day it's more than the last. And yet far too many outlets report on it as if it was normal. There should be no reporting on his words that don't also include a disclaimer that it's a . The media has to be more .

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-joe-biden-violating-constitution-presidential-election/

DoesntExist,
@DoesntExist@mastodon.social avatar

@slcw
Oh, you mean "constitutional scholar, Donald Trump?"

slcw,
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

@DoesntExist Constitutional scholar AND astronaut!

cjonthehudson, to random
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Beware the Poisonous Cheese.

(Yes, it's a funny sectionhead today, but it's taken from a very serious book on adulteration of foods from 1820, and in this case the poison was from red lead used in the coloring agent.)

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