HeliaXyana, to writing
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The story so far.

Catch up on the adventure so far in "Something Fishy in Tu-na" a lovely but absurd Mastodon authors D&D style role-play fantasy... Hmm... Thing.. with zero editing Happening in written by myself and the delightfully strange @strangeseawolf
Download or read the PDF here: https://cloud.cumulonimbus.space/s/fAff2gztLLHpySq

Or the e-book: https://cloud.cumulonimbus.space/s/PyDqC8bsRmWLQcF

wloczykij, to random Polish

Kocham PKP. Właśnie konduktor przyszedł i powiedział, że pociąg ma drobną awarię i mamy 20 minut poślizgu. Jak się spytałem co to za awaria, to stwierdził, że silnik się przegrzał i musi się ochłodzić😁.
Wiem, że brzmi to absurdalnie.
Na dworze raptem 20 stopni, a silnik się grzeje. A co będzie latem, albo jak będą jeszcze wyższe temperatury przez to ocieplenie klimatu.

Wczoraj jechałem i odwołali dwa pociągi. Dzisiaj silnik się grzeje. Jak ludzie mają jeździć pociągami, skoro nie wiadomo, czy się dojedzie do celu.

SandraNabbefeld, to Humor German
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Susan_Larson_TN, to Florida
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Susan_Larson_TN,
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"Apparently, being “” includes an not to see of ."

gbraad, to github
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So is showings ads in the file viewer?

jankhambrams, to writing
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Here's some fun flash fiction I wrote about some absurd and petty internet drama earlier this morning:

https://jankhambrams.com/the-knob/

His name is more of an aspiration I think, really.

MrBerard, to random
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SandraNabbefeld, to Humor German
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Da hätte ich auch keinen Hunger mehr ...

angelus_04, to random
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glynmoody, to hongkong
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Jimmy Lai pleads not guilty to all charges at national security trial - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/02/jimmy-lai-trial-plea-not-guilty-hong-kong-democracy-advocate "Media tycoon and pro-democracy activist is accused of conspiring to commit foreign collusion and publish seditious material"

slcw, to instagramreality
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Nothing that comes out of 's mouth has any connection with . Not one word. Every day it's more than the last. And yet far too many outlets report on it as if it was normal. There should be no reporting on his words that don't also include a disclaimer that it's a . The media has to be more .

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-joe-biden-violating-constitution-presidential-election/

terjefjelde, to random
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Good morning to you!

sixtus, to random German
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Es ist überall die gleiche Scheiße mit der CDU: Innerstädtische, öffentliche Verkehrssysteme, die einfach funktionieren und die Menschen dorthin bringen, wohin sie wollen, interessieren Konservative nicht, denn in ihren Augen fahren die Menschen ja Auto. Stattdessen kommen sie immer mit Quatsch an: https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/schwarz-rot-einigt-sich-auf-verkehrsprojekt-berlin-soll-magnetschwebebahn-durch-die-innenstadt-bekommen-10802683.html

robirobsen,
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@sixtus Hihi, Tilmann Heuser, Berliner Landesgeschäftsführer des BUND, ordnet das Ganze Mal schön präzise ein ❤️



(Quelle: ZEIT online https://www.zeit.de/mobilitaet/2023-11/magnetschwebebahn-berlin-cdu-projekt-bau-bvg )

sandra_nabbefeld, to Humor German
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Just stop for a moment… Imagine how Bill Clinton, then President of USA, along with most of the rest of the world would have reacted in this scenario:
Tony Blair, Labour PM of UK orders the immediate indiscriminate bombing of the city of Derry, killing thousands of civilians in the aftermath of the Omagh bombing by the ‘Real IRA’ in 1998. To be followed by humanitarian crimes in an invasion of the Irish border strongholds of nationalist terrorist ops.

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sandra_nabbefeld, to Humor German

Tag (20) 21: Phishing/Baustelle

Da es mir gestern nicht mal möglich war geradeaus zu denken, heute ein Doppelpack, um das Phishing nochmal aufzugreifen ... und irgendwas mit "Baustelle" ...

slcw, to random
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is STILL claiming he's about to drop iron-clad that the was "" from him. This despite the fact that his claims have been reviewed and rejected by more than 60 courts. This despite the fact that in all this time, he has yet to produce even a single shred of evidence that his loss to was anything other than legitimate. Don't you think if he actually had any evidence he would have presented it by now? 🤔

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-promises-massive-information-and-100-evidence-on-rigged-election-from-three-years-ago/

funhouseradio, to Meme
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Tekchip, to android
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Really? You're integrated in the OS. The OS with root level access to the device with built in GPS where you've already hassled me into most (all?) of the location sharing permissions and you can't tell me at the most base level where TF I am?

NickEast, to writing
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mazigazi, to random

Found this is the bathroom very late at night in a Chinese mall in Flushing, Queens a few years ago. Best advice ever! Now, try to obey it...

rybson, to art Polish
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I made 2 collages out of trash papers, cardboard and acrylic paint.
I wanted to post them as is, but then realized it would be very difficult to add alt text because of the various ways to read it. The text also looks very small on photos of the pieces. So I decided to record the "alt text" myself and make it into a video, and add thus another layer to my pieces.

Most of the text is in Polish, some random words are in english.
This collages background is abstract and mostly red, yellow, orange, with some small blue and white splashes. It was painted using a sponge.There are some protruding pieces of cardboard glued to it. There are also 4 window-like openings in the background. There is a string with metal loops attached to it, that can be used to hang the piece.
This pieces theme is my experiences with and

https://spectra.video/w/aXCzcuT2mbMgx9BQVUurTK

wolnelewo, to random Polish
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Czy Konfederaci to wolnościowcy? Oczywiście. Przykładowo: pracowników chcą wyzwolić od stabilnego zatrudnienia, kobiety od wolności decydowania o swoim ciele, osoby LGBT od wolności decydowania o sobie i swojej tożsamości, ateistów od własnego osądu na temat wiary, chorych chcą wyzwolić z okowów życia, bogatych chcą wyzwolić od obciążeń podatkowych (żeby na wojsko i policję płacili głównie biedni, bo ktoś musi pilnować tych wszystkich "wolności" od którym niezamożnym może się zawrócić w głowie), lokatorów wyzwolić z mieszkań pod byle pretekstem, Polaków chcą wyzwolić z "unijnej niewoli", a Ziemię generalnie chcą uwolnić od ludzi przyspieszając kryzys klimatyczny.

A teraz odtwórzcie sobie w głowie głosem Testovirona: "Patrzcie, wolnościowiec! Ja pier...dolę, prawdziwy wolnościowiec. Co wolnościowiec to ja nawet nie".

Cały tekst:
https://wolnelewo.pl/polski-serial-nominowany-do-zlotych-malin/

SchlocklusterVideo, to random

On July 6, 1983, Absurd debuted in Paris, France. Here’s some art inspired by the Video Nasty classic!
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Schrank, to random German
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Just got the context of this „cis is a slur“

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