Well fuck. I wasn’t watching where I was stepping as I swept the roof, fell through a plastic roof panel on the patio. Saved myself on the way down, nothing serious barring a few scrapes and bruises. #lucky#stupid#cleaning#accident
@MorpheusB That was me genius move! I made sure I didn't hit the ground, not immediately. I managed to catch myself on my elbows while my son got a ladder. Sadly, just as he got the ladder in position, the next panel failed and I fell again. Tbh, I'm lucky I came out of it as good as I did!
Create an image that depicts a chaotic and humorous environment filled with unusual, three-dimensional shapes and objects. The setting should suggest a playful absurdity, with a sense of overflowing nonsense. These forms and figures should defy conventional understanding of dimensions, floating aimlessly and colliding in unexpected ways. The colors should be vibrant and varied, enhancing the comical and nonsensical ambiance of the picture.
I think I'm going to apply for a job at Apple. Specifically in the Maps division.
As soon as I get the job I am going to add a setting to disable Low Emission Zone warning. I might even change it to default to off given how people with iPhones tend to have newer cars which are not affected by Low Emission Zone regulations.
I’ll probably quit was soon as the change is deployed to production.
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I would have said
"What the fuck did I just make a big fucking point of saying, ASSHOLE!. JFC. can you listen to what I am saying before you come in and yap? #mansplain#sexism#stupid
Today is the kind of day where I feel like cracking skulls together.
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WHY are so many people stupid af??? HOW? How can they be that f'n stupid and have driver's licenses and jobs??? And shoes with laces?? HOW? #life#joinin#wtf#stupid
The Wall Street Journal reports that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has met with officials from the United Arab Emirates to pitch his plan to build lots and lots of new chip factories. The cost? $5 trillion to $7 trillion.
With that much money available, we could solve most of the problems we are having on this planet...
Everyone could have a home, and children would never have to go hungry ever again...
Unfortunately we still wouldn't be able to fix #Stupid
The UK bungled covid response just like the US did, and the NHS is under attack by people trying to wreck it so it can be privatized-- so you're not far behind us. There will always be people nervous about vaccines, but the problem gets magnified when healthcare institutions aren't trustworthy.
@violetmadder@cmsdengl@iamcanehdian our problems with antivaxxers started long before covid. We have struggled with MMR uptake since at least Andrew Wakefield.