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DJDarren

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

Quality Ass Man by day, tired by night.

#iPod nerd, #ADHD brain, fundamentally lazy.

An actual DJ - Monday nights - 8:00-10:00 BST on https://labr.online

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DJDarren, to music
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It turns out that a vast number of people recorded a vast number of John Peel’s shows over the years, and so there’s an innumerable amount of them up on archive.org.

So that’s what I’ll be listening to today…

https://archive.org/search?query=John%20peel

DJDarren, to iPod
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Competent shitposter, and spewer of opinions, nonsense, and links to music.

Baldy beardy bloke living in the South of England, married to @Troggie, and have two cats.

Liberal uses of the , , and hashtags to be found here.

Used to make a , and am liable to do it again if the mood takes me - https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sixtythousand

Used to do a , but no one wants me on air anymore - https://www.mixcloud.com/DJDarren/

DJDarren, to ADHD
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About to try and collect my prescription that I ordered over a week ago, but haven’t had confirmation of yet.

Wish me luck, fellow folks.

DJDarren, to animals
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Lord Sir David Attenborough voiceover

"Here we see the domesticated cat in his natural habitat of sitting next to a thing that has been bought for him to sit on."

DJDarren, to sundaypix
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DJDarren, to random
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Morning comrades!

May today be the day the rich are finally eaten.

DJDarren, to random
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DJDarren, to animals
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The cats demand to be allowed outside, and this is as far as they get.

DJDarren, to random
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A question for Americans who follow me;

Do you see a difference between a pantomime dame and a drag act? Would one be more acceptable than the other when reading books to kids?

DJDarren, to random
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It occurs to me that the reason I struggle so much with those on the far right is that I honestly can’t understand them. I just can’t put my mind in a place that can comprehend what it is they’re so afraid of.

I could sit with them while they patiently explain that Muslim ray guns are taking over the country, but while there’s zero evidence, I just can’t put myself anywhere near that mindset.

DJDarren, to random
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Had a moment this morning where I missed what Twitter used to be.

I followed a guy whose weird niche was that people would send him photos of dumped mattresses they saw, which he would always repost with the comment “Lovely stuff”. It was the kind of odd shit that always made me laugh.

Hadn’t seem him on there for years, then this morning I saw a dumped mattress on my walk to work.

Lovely stuff.

DJDarren, to random
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“Be a grown up” they said, “It’s great!” they said. “You can drive cars, and drink beers, and have sex!” they said.

They never said anything about having to decide what to eat for dinner every night, as you stare blankly at a selection of disconnected items in the fridge.

DJDarren, to random
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Just seen a well known voice on here wanging on about how QTing should be a God Given Right, and illustrating their point by screengrabbing a post they wanted to quote.

But didn’t add any alt-text to the screengrab.

And none of their followers mentioned it in the many replies.

sigh

DJDarren, to random
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Being on the crane training course yesterday highlighted a very important hole in our working procedures that no one here has apparently considered until now.

We have pre-use checks for our cranes. A simple Google Form to answer yes/no that serves to highlight any issues that need attention.

Turns out that the brake on one crane is fucked, which has been reported over and over again, but the manager of that department apparently doesn't actually look at the reports.

DJDarren, to animals
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My Long Cat is as long as my leg, which is very long indeed for a cat. He could be Longer, but chooses not to be.

DJDarren, to random
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With the passing of , your periodic reminder that he’s on the cover of Band on the Run.

DJDarren, to PCGaming
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Tonight’s “For fuck’s sake!” moment while playing came in realising that you add technology slots exactly the same way you add inventory slots.

So all this time I’ve been struggling with not having enough tech storage, while I’m carrying shitloads of stuff…

DJDarren, to random
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This is a Tuesday that’s also a Monday, which is doubly terrible.

But it’s also a Monday that’s closer to Friday, which is good.

So a bank holiday Tuesday exists in a quantum realm of two opposite states…

DJDarren, to random
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What’s the deal with womens’ leggings being cut to go right up the arse crack? I’m seeing an awful lot of well-defined arse cheeks these days, which can’t be all that comfortable.

Is it an intentional effect, or just what fashion has dictated now?

DJDarren, (edited ) to random
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Big shout out to , making sure to include links to their merch in their big apology video. Venal fucks.

DJDarren, to random
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I'd be interested to see if anyone has made a website that examines political promises and tallies them up with the outcomes (if any).

For example; in a manifesto a party promises to increase nurses' pay by 15%, but when in government fight the union and only end up giving them 3%.

I've been thinking about why working class people vote Tory, despite them never, never making good on their promises, and would like to see the data on what they do actually provide.

DJDarren, to ADHD
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Need to cook dinner, but before I can do that I need to put the shopping away, but before I can do that I need to clear the sides, so I need to empty the dishwasher.

Being an adult with executive dysfunction is fucking shit.

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did anybody say asbestos?

DJDarren,
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@purplepadma @elilla @SallyStrange The Human Torch was dead from mesothelioma by the age of 35.

DJDarren, to random
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DJDarren, to random
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I guess I understand why it’s the case, but it still blows my mind that British Standards documents aren’t freely available from .gov.uk as a download.

They’re literally the documents that outline how things should be done, but you have to pay a vast amount to access any of them.

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