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alexanderschnitzler

@alexanderschnitzler@mstdn.social

#TYPO3 freelancer, #PHP developer

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ewolff, to random
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OH
"What is your truck factor?"
"Zero"
"?"
"Nobody needs to be hit by a truck. The project has already reached a halt."

ddev, to random
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There is now a way to install the @phpstorm extension/plugin with PhpStorm 2024+, see https://github.com/php-perfect/ddev-intellij-plugin/issues/307#issuecomment-2108257078

renewable_energy_club, to random

Portugal is crushing it: renewables met 91% of Portugal’s electricity needs in the first 4 months this year & have pushed their⚡️prices to a 4 yr low!

In fact, renewables are carrying an increasing % of their electrcity demand in the first 4 months in 2024:

  • 95% in April
  • 91% in March
  • 88% in February
  • 81% in January

Portugal’s rapid transition is evidence it can be done: their share of renewables is up from 27% in 2005 and 54% in 2017 with their last coal power plant shut down in 2021.

bassistance, to random
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Can't wait for this trend to die

VQuaschning, to random German
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Braunkohletagebau wird zum . Deutschlands größte Solaranlage geht ans Netz, groß genug um 200.000 Haushalte mit Strom zu versorgen.
Geht doch.
https://www.pv-magazine.de/2024/04/09/605-megawatt-photovoltaik-kraftwerk-in-sachsen-komplett-am-netz/

jimray, to random
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Me, an idiot: “So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we’re doing our part to make the world more sustainable”

VCs, very smart: “We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world’s largest AI supercomputer. It uses as much power and water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs.”

maritvandijk, to random
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Schrödingers documentation:
If there are docs, noone will read them.
If there are no docs, everyone will complain.

ramsey, to random
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This whole job-search experience has left me quite jaded and cynical. I don’t think I’ll look at my open source contributions the same way again. I’ve never contributed for the sake of putting it on my resume, but I now know for certain that absolutely no one cares about your open source contributions. Managers and engineers will use as much open source as they can to do their work, but they have absolutely no care about who makes it or how it comes to be. It’s all magical, free labor to them.

martingommel, to random German
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Depression ist ein Arschloch. Glaub nicht, dass du weißt, wie sich diese Krankheit anfühlt, weil du an Regentagen gern mit Honigmilch und der Sad-Songs-Playlist im Ohr am Fenster sitzt oder montags schlecht aus dem Bett kommst. Bittedanke.

draconigen, to random
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Totally didn't do this while slacking off another project.

tomkalei, to firefox German
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Ihr wisst schon alle, dass ihr in einfach die Option „cookiebanners.service.mode“ auf 1 setzen müsst und dann behandelt der Browser so weit es geht die für euch?

Konkret wir da automatisch „Reject all“ geklickt, falls es geht und ansonsten halt akzeptiert. So wie man es als Mensch eben auch macht.

Zugänglich ist die option über ansteuern von „about:config“ und dann Suche danach.

metronaut, to random German
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Jetzt wo die SPD-Ministerpräsidenten der Ampel in den Rücken fallen ist ziemlich klar, dass die Agrarkonzerne (und Bauern) ihre Subventionen verteidigen werden. Politisch ist krass, wie schnell und effektiv die Interessen einer kleinen Minderheit durchgesetzt werden können, während zig Millionen Menschen, die unter Wuchermieten ächzen, nicht den Hauch einer Chance haben, dass sich ihr Leben verbessert.

Nfoonf, to random
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cammerman, to random
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The great dirty secret of the software industry is that an awful lot of the work that is critical to sustainably build and maintain a software system/product/whatever only happens in the wild because one person with a little extra care and a little extra time decided "I'm not going to wait for this to get priority. I'm not going to wait for permission. I'm just going to do this because it should be done, and damn the consequences."

ocramius, to random
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Reminder to use @mozilla Firefox:

it works, it respects your privacy, and you should do your part in stopping the web from becoming a glorified Webkit workspace.

yogthos, to random
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isotopp, to random German
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Die SPD-geführte Bundesregierung fördert die Energiesanierung von Gebäudehüllen und die Installation von Wärmepumpen.

Tagesschau, Dezember 1977 (vor 45 Jahren)

video/mp4

geekysteven, to random
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You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka

ddev, to random
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Nice words about and exciting happenings in the Drupal world from @kevinquillen , https://kevinquillen.com/ddev-being-considered-official-drupal-development-environment

ProvenPudding,
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@ddev This sounds like a great idea for . is a and tool I love! ❤️

As Randy mentions in the thread, it doesn't have to be hard: “Both and have instructions embedded right into all their docs, so the path is clear and unambiguous. They don't dodge the fact that there's more than one way to do it, but it doesn't require guesswork.”

tveskov, to random Danish
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Many will know that feeling..

beberlei, to random
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We are looking to hire a software engineer (any gender) to work on the Tideways PHP Profiling Extension and its related agent. This is a remote job but you must be living in Germany.

https://tideways.jobs.personio.de/job/1199569?language=de&display=de

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I know this is not a new theory, but too many programmers are not on projects long enough to see how their bullshit opinions on code quality, testing, and architecture causes problems going forward.

ploum, (edited ) to random
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Wow, my small brain eventually managed to understand UTF-8 thanks to this great article:

https://tonsky.me/blog/unicode/

Yes, it was hard to me. Even @bortzmeyer was not enough to allow me to grasp the thing.

I like UTF-8 even more now.

PHPCSFixer, to random
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📢 NEW RELEASE!

Version 3.34 provides new way for using our tool as a linter! Instead of doing fix --dry-run you can now run check command, which will only analyse your code, without applying fixes 😍.

Brought to you by @codito 💪!

https://github.com/PHP-CS-Fixer/PHP-CS-Fixer/releases/tag/v3.34.0

Perowinger94, to random German
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Seit 2021 gilt in 🇩🇰 das "Wahnsinnsfahrt-Gesetz". Wer 2x so schnell fährt als erlaubt, dem wird das Auto entzogen. Getroffen hat es jetzt erneut ein Paar aus 🇩🇪. Sie fuhren 107km/h in einer 50er Zone. Das Auto wurde jetzt kassiert und wird nach einem Gerichtsbeschluss womöglich zu Gunsten der Staatskasse versteigert😀 Ich finde so etwas brauchen wir hier unbedingt auch.

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