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asbestos

@asbestos@toot.community

Art, Science, Politics, & 4th grade fart jokes.
I'm either the first person to figure out what's going on, or the last.

MFA-sculpture, BKA, EMT, OCD,
I was a fan of goats before goats were cool.
Pacific Northwest.
He/him/Hey, Asshole!

Profile picture is symbol of United Corvids
With their slogan "An injury to one is an injury to all"

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lovelylovely, to random
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After Trump is gone one of the things I will remember is the cowardice of people that went along.👇

asbestos,
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@lovelylovely
When he finally dies, or starts becoming completely incoherent. The cultists will rewrite history. The gaslighting will go into high gear and he will lionized.
I used to think at some point people will run away from him and say they "supported the policies, not the man" but I don't think even they can back off their fealty to their orange god

luckytran, to random
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The US government is ending the program that provides free COVID vaccines to people who are uninsured and underinsured.

This is a public health failure that will further decrease already low vax rates, and puts marginalized communities at greater risk.

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4670459-cdc-ending-free-covid-vaccines-uninsured/

asbestos,
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@noyes @luckytran @themaskerscomic
JH noise, Master of the edgelords has graced us with his opinion

GayOldTime, to random
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In 1940s advertising, all families are in fact damn near identical

asbestos,
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@GayOldTime
Well one white suit and tie wearing dad smokes a pipe,and both wives are slightly shorter but do have different hair. . .

The_Whore_of_Blahbylon, to random
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F*ck the Police!

asbestos,
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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
She was not protesting for a right wing cause, therefore she was violent.

asbestos, to random
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My new business venture is getting close to launch.
It's going to be Bespoke artisanal urinal cakes.

asbestos,
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@angst_ridden
someone suggested an IOT function (or "functionality" in marketing speak) but IOT is so 2022.

taniel, to random
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Jaw-dropper in Montana: the AP is reporting that the Republican attorney general admitted on recording that he recruited a challenger in the primary so he could raise more money and skirt campaign finance rules. https://apnews.com/article/montana-attorney-general-campaign-finance-primary-opponent-54b427bb9f71d51adadcf76ca244c8c6

asbestos,
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@taniel

@RiaResists
$10 says he ran on a law and order platform
$50 says He prosecuted someone and said "if you think the law is bad or stupid than you can lobby to change it, but you just don't get to disobey it"

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Taylor Swift is going to direct and star in a Marvel movie and be given more creative control over that project than any of the award-winning directors they’ve paid millions of dollars to work with in the recent past. They would rather let Taylor Swift carry the studio on the back of her lore-obsessed, completionist fanbase than tell one good story to their own. It’s astonishing. And it’ll sell billions! This may be the nexus event!! HAIL SATAN!! Or HYDRA!! The theme park ride will be terrible!!

asbestos,
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@ryanhoulihan
But on the plus side the MAGA chuds will be all worked up.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

asbestos,
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@Basmitharts @RickiTarr
That would rule. you'd be sore AF though

AlexKourvo, to random
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Finally, some good news. https://medicine.wustl.edu/news/repeat-covid-19-vaccinations-elicit-antibodies-that-neutralize-variants-other-viruses/

asbestos,
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@Infoseepage @AlexKourvo
The writer said that not the researchers

asbestos,
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@Infoseepage @AlexKourvo
Yeah, well we just can't have nice things

asbestos, to random
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My job is to be small and lay in the sun.

asbestos,
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@Soupy51

We will continue to move forward building on our core strengths. Barking, sleeping, and eating. Barking is the foundation that we have built our business on. Delivery personnel, any truck that sounds like the UPS truck are all markets we remain strong in. We have expanded into barking at small children which is proving to be an area of strong growth. Of course we continue our leadership in barking at other dogs.
Resting and lying in the sun is is showing

asbestos,
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significant growth, with the warmer weather. Deck time is always a strong driver of profits. @Soupy51

mappingsupport, to pnw
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Too funny. Can’t make this up.

Currently if King County WA needs to produce an evacuation map they only do so as a PDF. County emergency management (EM) staff says it would be very expensive to have county GIS staff produce an interactive evacuation map.

I volunteered to write data conversion code (geojson > kmz) so King County WA could use Google maps as an interactive evacuation map.

EM staff says policy prohibits them from using outside help that is not officially approved. So I contacted county procurement asking how I can get approved as a volunteer consultant. See pic for their reply.
🙄 🤦‍♂️

asbestos,
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@mappingsupport

@shansterable

Ugh.

unabyssed, to random
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keep getting ads for a lawsuit against google for tracking people's incognito mode browsing which like, i'm happy they're facing repercussions but it's insane to me the idea that there are people in the world who thought incognito mode actually hid anything you were doing from anyone

asbestos,
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@unabyssed

@bmacDonald94
A pie chart of the people who thought chrome's incognito mode hid your identity and the people who used it to watch porn are a single overlapping circle

hauntedhideaway, to random
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That LunchNap was not nearly long enough. I'm really dragging.

asbestos,
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@hauntedhideaway
It's another long week

asbestos, to random
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I have come up with nothing but AI generated garbage when searching for a pretty obscure paint additive. The information in places, was wrong, contradictory and a mess, the person that does not realize this is going to be screwed

asbestos, to art
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While inverter machines and digital control TIG machines are incredible, and plasma cutters are super fast and cut a sweet clean line., They do not have the soul of a 70 year old cutting torch, I love breaking out the Airco 'corn cob' torch.

asbestos, to TeslaMotors
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gentrifiedrose, to random

Men who rape women also #rape men. #sexualassault #diddy #metoo

asbestos,
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@gentrifiedrose
I look back at certain kids I knew when I was a child, and some definitely seemed like a good candidates for becoming rapists. One kid I'd be surprised if he wasn't. Poor bastard's dad was such a POS kid never stood a chance.

asbestos,
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@gentrifiedrose
Not a "bad" family in the standard sense just a dad that was controlling, and never showed anything but disapproval and disappointment.

asbestos,
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@gentrifiedrose
This study I find not at all surprising. I say this based on my lifetime of being a man around men.

asbestos, to random
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This is a video of logging in Canada during the early 1950's and I am fawning and coveting the clothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI7b8JuR8NI

whitehouse, to random

On the 70th anniversary of the Brown v. Board of Education decision, President Biden reaffirmed his Administration’s commitment to advancing racial and educational equality for every student.

asbestos,
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@whitehouse
Chuds are for sure going to be all "blah blah blah woke"

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