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bison

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Are you a side effect of my medication?

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sundogplanets, to random
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Watch this satellite obliterate the Kuiper Belt object moving through this set of images.

The dumb satellite is so bright that our auto-detect software threw out the whole stack, because it destroyed the average brightness.

It pisses me off to no end that my taxpayer-funded telescope time is now less and less effective because of one for-profit private company.

(P.S. software dudes: please don't try to mansplain workarounds, believe me, a LOT of astronomers are working hard on this)

A gif of a Kuiper Belt object slowly moving across a set of images. It just looks like a fuzzy dot. Toward the end of the sequence, there's a super bright diagonal line that covers up the moving dot - that was a satellite.

bison,
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@sundogplanets oh damn :sadness:

bison, to monitors
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"Why do I have six monitors? Because I don't have room for eight." – Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)

nixCraft, to random
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New fresh hell just dropped- get ready for a brand new interview experience 😂 who needs enemies now?

bison,
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@nixCraft Your account has been permanently banned from applying to any job ever again.

ErikUden, to random
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“I've raised my son well”

Sir, your daughter is meowing on the Fediverse

bison,
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@ErikUden i dont see how the second sentence would negate the first ^^

arstechnica, to random
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Researchers make a plastic that includes bacteria that can digest it

Bacterial spores strengthen the plastic, then revive to digest it in landfills.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/04/researchers-make-a-plastic-that-includes-bacteria-that-can-digest-it/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

bison, (edited )
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@arstechnica we already had an anime about that, it went very well

edit: found it again

Arjuna / Earth Girl Arjuna / Earth Maiden Arjuna

gamingonlinux, to random
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Just a reminder we won’t ever be using AI tools for articles 👍

We also don’t chase search engines with clickbait SEO crap either. By humans for humans.

bison,
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@gamingonlinux well... technically we are an infinite amount of monkeys and one of us already has written the works of Shakespeare, so.... there is already plenty of writing in existence

Gargron, to random
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I'm 31 years old now :catjam:

bison,
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@Gargron HAPPY LEVEL UP DAY :pensive_party_blob: 🎉 🥳 🎂 🥃

https://i.gifer.com/origin/0b/0b22b052691b3b6098523e9186c039b6.gif

bison, to random German
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Weisheit des Tages-Toot

von geklaut

bison, to climate
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nixCraft, to random
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Why in god's name would ANYONE pay someone to type words into Google/OpenAI when they could just quickly do it themselves???

bison,
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@nixCraft because people even lack that skill

bison, to mentalhealth
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mastodons list feature to hide a complete list of accounts you follow is awesome.
So I can follow all the news accounts but only "see" them when I feel like it, for less unintentional doom scrolling.

Timeline hygiene and mental health are important!

Note: It's a new feature, so it might not be available to everyone yet (but most probably soon).
Read more about that here: https://mastodon.social/@alopex@furries.club/110663198711615308

bison, to random
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: warum ich über jeden scheiß (schlechte/unpassende/ironische/sarkastische) Witze mache

why I make fun of every (bad/inappropriate/ironic/sarcastic) shit

bison, to random
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it was me again

bison, to IndianaJones German
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nice! ein nazi face-punch-simulator.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2677660/Indiana_Jones_und_der_Groe_Kreis/

gerade auch genau das richtige
denn wie wir alle wissen:

bison, to Twitch German
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ich glaub ich hab raus wo die ganzen "verlorenen follow" in letzter zeit her kommen auf twitch
das entfolgen ist wenn ich durch die Gegend tabbe in fenstern dauernd "fokussiert", wenn man dann anfangen würde zu schreiben, weil man denkt man wär im chat fenster könnte das zu nem unfollow führen, sobald man leertaste drückt

bison, to random
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told you so, the musical ^^"

The Amazon Prime Video team was able to reduce cost by moving from Serverless backed by Lambda to monoliths running on VMs.

"Moving our service to a monolith reduced our infrastructure cost by over 90%. It also increased our scaling capabilities."

from

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1654098279116992513

https://www.primevideotech.com/video-streaming/scaling-up-the-prime-video-audio-video-monitoring-service-and-reducing-costs-by-90

bison, to fediverse
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pyToot, a minimalistic terminal client for mastodon

supports images in your terminal

supported platforms: windows/mac/linux and with docker support

https://github.com/bison--/pyToot

bison, to motivation
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Hard work is not rewarded, it’s exploited.

original by/via Pinko69420 from :birdsite:

nixCraft, to random
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Running htop and other random Linux/Unix terminal commands are always associated with scams or hacks. LOL.

bison,
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@nixCraft i wonder what the one on the right is ^^"

bison, to intel
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The #NuXT, a new #intel 8088 mainboard from #monotech with #rgblights ?
OF COURSE!

(repost from 18. Sep. 2019 :birdsite: )

cc
@lazygamereviews
@linustechtips
#rgb #retro #retrogaming #dos

bison, to random
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was ein jahr, huh?

bison, (edited ) to mechanicalkeyboards
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bison,
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@cerement i mean i assembled the keys of the last one ^^"

bison,
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@pineapplelover i think the first 2 have gateron browns, the last one i couldn't buy some/out of stock, so i bought Cherry Xtrfy Kailh switches and tbh i can't tell the difference ^^"

verge, to random
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Why does Apple make it so hard to share the Vision Pro? https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/16/24058318/apple-vision-pro-sharing-difficulties

bison,
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@verge to sell more! its a "bit" obvious

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