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jbonewald

@jbonewald@mstdn.social

#Wisconsin raised, #NOLA cultured, #Iowa cured; transracial #ethiopia adoptive parent (yes, #blm); former #pcusa church pastor; on my 3rd career - health admin - much the same as the 1st; hobbyist #photographer; WI sports fan (#brewers #packers #bucks #badgers); #pcgaming; Alum of #vanderbilt, #tulane, and #dubuque; {he/him/his}

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rasterweb, to random
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If you wanted to explain to a 10 year old how a button or switch can change between two things, like AM or FM on a radio, but didn't want to use a radio because it may be outdated... what example might you use?

jbonewald,
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@rasterweb ice machine?

jbonewald, to iowa
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With some kind of impending weather this evening, the whole state of is shutting down like it's a freaking blizzard. Guess I better get some milk and bread on my way home.

stux, to random
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15 min left before mstdn.social will go offiline for a server migration! ⚠️

We will be back up within a few hours ❤️

jbonewald,
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@stux now I know where everyone went last night.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 18 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Stephen Colbert.

jbonewald,
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@lowqualityfacts I knew it!

jbonewald, to random
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Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate.

ElleGray, to random
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  • jbonewald,
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    @ElleGray I did hear that today and thought well that sure explains a lot.

    GottaLaff, to random
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    Sidebar via Ron Filipkowski:

    just violated his again by posting a video on Truth Social of Steve Bannon attacking the judge’s daughter. https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-violates-gag-order-by-posting-video-attacking-judges-daughter

    jbonewald,
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    @GottaLaff is he asking for, begging for jail time? which is so dangerous because then he can really claim political persecution.

    j, to MLB
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    Oh fuck off, .

    @baseball

    jbonewald,
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    @j @baseball that's the yearly motto is it not?

    Strandjunker, to random
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    As long as I live, I will never forget that the only major action they took after the Columbine High School mass shooting was to immediately ban Marilyn Manson and trench coats.

    jbonewald,
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    @Strandjunker and canonize a 'martyr'

    stshank, to random
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    How much did the solar eclipse whack our solar power generation over in California, three time zones away from totality? A significant amount, it turns out. Monday was the eclipse, Tuesday was a regular sunny day.

    jbonewald,
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    @stshank this was our home in Iowa

    rasterweb, to random
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    Sure, people like to complain about the Fediverse but I've achieved a Pixelfed feed that is 35% cats, 35% art, and 30% random stuff that isn't cats or art. I am winning.

    jbonewald,
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    @rasterweb I feel like I should give this a chance, though my Instagram and flickr accounts are languishing in neglect.

    rasterweb, to random
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    I kind of don’t even care about the eclipse…

    jbonewald,
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    @rasterweb we're only getting 83% here

    GrimmReality, to random
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    55ish percent of Iowans now shifting seamlessly back to ending and her teammates' basic rights as human beings.

    jbonewald,
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    @GrimmReality Governor was very excited to be on the bandwagon.

    mekkaokereke, to random
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    The highest paid WNBA player makes under $1M a year. WNBA and NBA teams play 5 players to a side.

    Ice Cube has a 3 on 3 basketball league called "The Big 3" that is made up mostly of retired NBA players. Ice Cube just offered Caitlin Clark a $5M contract to play in the Big 3. 🤯

    Many WNBA players play in other leagues during their off-season, in places like Russia and Greece. The Big 3 plays during a time of the year when there is no WNBA season, so she can play in both leagues.

    jbonewald,
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    @mekkaokereke I live in Iowa but am not from here so I don't normally root for Iowa, esp football or men's basketball. Clark changed that for sure for me. She is a phenom and has been so fun to watch these couple of last years.

    jbonewald, to baseball
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    My teen is not happy that I refuse to pay MLBtv any money so that we can't watch a bunch of games here in Iowa.

    exchgr, to random
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    not going to watch the tr*mp clip because that’s what he wants me to do

    jbonewald,
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    @exchgr oh dear what did he do now?

    gavi, to random

    my entire timeline is giving me whiplash right now as it seems everyone who im following is talking about the exact 3 things at the same time

    jbonewald,
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    @atomicpoet @ada @gavi I did this in America tonight.

    ElleGray, to random
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    If I had to wear one of these I'd be hungry all the time. I would constantly be smelling toast (Stroke!) Every night in my dreams I would eat my own hand

    An oven mitt that looks like a loaf of bread

    jbonewald,
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    @ElleGray imagine all those crumbs in bed.

    LeftistLawyer, to random
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    Serious question, please boost for reach.

    I’m a 50+ white male.

    How many old white guys out there would be willing join a 501(c)(3) whose mission is to oppose old white guys in positions of power? How many people would be willing to provide financial support for the same?

    Nothing like this currently exists in the U.S. and I think it could be a damn effective form of protest. Personally, I’m sick and tired of seeing old fucking white guys in power everywhere I turn. Am I an aberration?

    Oh, and despite thinking of myself as a bit of wordsmith, I’m admittedly terrible at acronym generation. What’s a good name for an organization pursuing said mission?

    jbonewald,
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    @LeftistLawyer I'm 54. I'm having a hard time accepting the 'old white guy' label but I guess that's what I am now. I've always been supportive of non-old white guys in positions of power. This is an interesting idea.

    dgar, to random
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    wonders how many other people have tried to shoo an moth off the computer screen with the mouse pointer?

    jbonewald,
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    @dgar no but I've tried to Photoshop out a spot on a photo that was actually on my display.

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    Via Kyle Cheney: 1/...

    has often been typecast as a tough sentencer of Jan. 6 defendants, and she has been. But that's just a sliver of the former public defender's cases.

    And she made clear today that she would have trouble sending any 79-year old to a long jail term.

    jbonewald,
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    @GottaLaff jail is not necessary but a public flogging would be good.

    Seriously though I really can't see a scenario where an ex- president lands in jail.

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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    Jack Posobiec at CPAC: “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely. We didn’t get all the way there on Jan. 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it.”

    A video of Jack Posobiec at CPAC.

    jbonewald,
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    @BlackAzizAnansi I saw that quote earlier and thought it cant be for real but then there it is.

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    You ever write a long post and after you've finished you delete it because you suddenly realize that you just don't give a fuck as much as you thought you did?

    jbonewald,
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    @Mrfunkedude usually it's me thinking, "no one else gives a fuck"

    Free_Press, to random
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    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), the public sex afficionado, came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.

    Boebert, who was first elected to represent Colorado’s 3rd in 2020, announced she would switch districts and instead run for reelection this year in the 4th District, after its House member, Rep. Ken Buck (R), decided to retire

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4435329-boebert-colorado-district-straw-poll/

    jbonewald,
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    @Free_Press hopefully this means it's over for her and she can just go away

    ElleGray, to random
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    great news gang the eagles are with us too

    jbonewald,
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    @ElleGray unless it's my Amazon delivery!

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