la_sombra

@la_sombra@mstdn.ca

Nerdy older trans chick #music #guitar #StarTrek #pubs #DanceMusic #cannabis and two specific PC games are some of my favorite things. she/her, looking to expand socially, including irl 🙄😂

Recently returned to #yyc after a time in #yyz

I'm not enthusiastic about supernatural beliefs, especially monotheism, especially Christianity.

I'm a settler and a product of the worst, most destructive blight ever to appear on Earth: Western Civilization

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reginasbread, to random
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oh no, my girlfriend started organising her vinyl collection. thoughts and prayers.

la_sombra,

@reginasbread This post made a lot more sense after I looked more closely at one word.

Pentapod, to cpp
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I don't know who originally created this but it was too true not to share. What else would you add to this list?

la_sombra,

@Pentapod A fart after Taco Bell

Skepticat, to random
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My toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am.

la_sombra,

@Skepticat I think all those things should go without saying.

la_sombra,

@Skepticat 😂 No, please don't. I said they should go without saying, not that they do! Thanks for helping establish some reasonable expectations! 😉

shippychaos, (edited ) to random
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do you have the equipment necessary to play music from a CD today?

la_sombra,

@shippychaos Don't know. My car, which I've had four months, has a CD player. I don't know if it works. If not, then no.

br00t4c, to random
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la_sombra,

@br00t4c Oh, but he was SOOOOOO popular! 😂😂😂😂😂

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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la_sombra,
nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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It's the weekend, baby

la_sombra,

@nocontexttrek Dammit, she says that every week and it never does!

I'm starting to think Seven of Nine isn't even real!

😂

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your first experience with the Internet? How old were you? What did you look at?

la_sombra,

@RickiTarr I don't remember what the first website I looked at was, but what I do remember is that I started out with a strictly-text browser called "lynx", and I was happy with my user experience with that, I could occupy myself with endless stuff that I could read and it was great!

Then came the advent of pictures on the net and I hated that. More and more commonly, lynx wouldn't load a site at all and if I used a browser that would, I'd have to wait several minutes for a (1/2)

la_sombra,

@RickiTarr stupid picture to load before I could read anything. I didn't put up with that. I didn't use the internet again for several years until the machines were able to load the (still stupid, in my view) pictures in a timely fashion so I could read the text.

georgetakei, to random

Trump can’t help but violate any gag order a judge puts on him. Already a judge in NY has fined him twice for attacking his clerk and will keep ratcheting up the penalties. And he’s lucky Judge Chutkan put her gag order on hold pending appeal in his federal case because he just violated that one by attacking Mark Meadows as a witness.

It’s time to up the penalties. Put him in jail for a night next time, I say. He needs to get used to being there anyway.

la_sombra,

@georgetakei If he isn't given a real penalty of some kind very soon, I'm going to conclude it's because his side is too powerful and he has effective immunity, regardless of what the law might say.

And I don't mean being fined what to him is slap on the wrist money.

JoscelynTransient, to TransJoy
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Some personal : been working on upping my nail polish game, and so I've been experimenting with nail polish stamps the past few months - and I think I am finally getting the hang of it!

I could never pull off nail art freehand of any sort, but a friend had suggested I try nail stamping where you put polish onto a design on a metal plate, then press the stamp to it transfer the pattern, and then apply the stamp to your nail. It took some practice to get it just right, and getting some stamping-specific polish and well-designed plates has made these really pop I think

Other designs of nail art using golden nail polish stamped on a background of black nail polish
Various spooky and skull designs in gold on a black background for nail art

la_sombra,

@JoscelynTransient Wow!! 🤩

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Friends, y'all looking at the new Youth Programs Manager for Trans Family Support Services!!!

These are pictures of me jumping up and down with excitement! I get to work to help make trans youth have support and joy in their lives!!! I am crying a little, I'm so excited 😄🥹

Me jumping up and down with excitement

la_sombra,

@JoscelynTransient Yeah!! 🥳👍

Terra, to random

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  • la_sombra,

    @Terra 😂 Now that's some trans power right there!! ✊👍

    Crazypedia, to random
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    For those wondering why I didn't add the drake meme emojo format :geordi_like:

    la_sombra,

    @Crazypedia The guy in the other format isn't just some random dude?

    MnemosyneSinger, to random

    It's me I'm a balterer

    la_sombra,

    @MnemosyneSinger Baltering is awesome!

    la_sombra, to random

    A (true) scary story for Halloween. WooooOOOOooooo...

    https://www.okdoomer.io/10-reasons-our-civilization-will-soon-collapse/

    la_sombra,

    @AccordionBruce Sorry Bruce. I guess that wasn't the nicest thing to share. Kind of the ultimate of "sad but true".

    I've known thanks to other writing that things were this general shape for a solid 10 years now and made my peace with it. I'm also the kind of person who prefers the real truth over sugar coating, no matter what it's about. (I know everyone says that, but...)

    la_sombra,

    @AccordionBruce I start to think about the world my niece and nephew (much younger than your twins) are likely to inherit and I have to stop thinking about that in short order because I just can't.

    I guess I have to stand corrected about how music will be performed in the future. No, I don't forsee much (any) sheet metal or steel wire being made much out from 20 years from now, but that's just my own guess.

    Certainly the ability to repair any non-electric thing at all will be a big deal!

    la_sombra,

    @AccordionBruce There's going to be an incredibly harsh time coming up in those ways, yes, I'm sure.

    Salvage will for sure be an important part of how things are done in that time. You clearly have a better idea that I do about whether accordions can be built/maintained then!

    MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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    How Canadians are hatched:

    Eggs are laid in early fall and hatch mid-winter. The pucklings then make their way into the forest to forage for syrup amongst the moose.

    la_sombra,

    @MeanwhileinCanada "pucklings" 😂😂😂😂😂

    Private
    la_sombra,

    @CynAq @actuallyautistic

    That being said, would I be far off the mark if I guessed that first grade really was excruciating for that exact reason?

    Well, it was for me anyway.

    RiversideBryan, to Florida
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    la_sombra,

    @RiversideBryan He looks like he got back to the nest just in time to find his wife with a crow.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    la_sombra,

    @lowqualityfacts Every time? Awesome!

    Wait, does it have to actually be their birthday?

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I somehow never knew this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    la_sombra,

    @lowqualityfacts This'll probably be the all-time Lowest Quality Fact! 😂

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