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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Profile pic of cartoon me, white, bald, with a full gingerish beard.
Header pic of galaxies scanned so far 0.1% and one galaxy per dot. Fan shape. Rainbow colours. Better if 3D

I delete posts shortly after writing them, if you like it then I know you read it. It doesn't warrant existence on a web server for life. This is not my diary.

Talking absolute shite as a comedy coping mechanism. Leakage connoisseur.
Possibly manic depressive.

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spytfyre, to random
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Childhood best friend calls after a few beers
As usual I don't get many words in
They're disillusioned with as "they need to get own house in order, stop just saying you did worse things"
They're critical of gender reform and hate bill
They're considering voting for bloody Alba
They're sick of electric cars because battery mining and making is toxic and mostly in China
Sick of woke colleagues triggered by his company mental health awareness
Tells me not having daughter means I can't comment

simon_brooke, to random
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Humza isn't a great politician, but he isnae a rubbish politician either, and the is short of talent at Holyrood. would be unwise no tae gie him a cabinet seat; and gien hoo has performed on an ither maitters furth o Scotland, it would be guid tae see him in a foreign relations brief.

If we're aiming for , we need to be developing strong relationships with the rest of Europe and beyond.

spytfyre,
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@Lassielmr @Thebratdragon @simon_brooke MB for me, or Alyn Smith, he kicks ass and his final speech at European Parliament got a standing ovation

spytfyre, to random
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OK John Cleese.
If is dead, why does Viz still get printed?
Your argument is invalid.

JackTheCat, to random
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Dodgy Dave at it again.

David Cameron backed Israel arms sales two days after death of UK aid workers.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/02/david-cameron-backed-israel-arms-sales-two-days-after-death-of-uk-aid-workers?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat
Aid workers?
Scum of the earth you mean!
Helping lazy, jobless, homeless, layabouts to NOT DIE?
Public enemy number one
Aid work isn't real work
It's PRETEND work
Worse than that's it's in forrin places
Can't even aid good old UK homeless starving jobless homeless etc
Going over there just makes them unpatriotic
Kill more than three if you can
Here's more weapons hit them more
I'll be watching on TV with my new pig

#sarcasm #Tories

NudelnAlDente, to random
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I have a horrible suspicion that if I am to get better at speaking Spanish I am going to have to actually speak to people. 🫤
Why is my life such a trial? 😭

spytfyre,
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@NudelnAlDente
https://translate.it/HPWDA

spytfyre, to politics
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At least our one outlasted a turnip. (Therefore several lettuce).
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

simon_lucy, to random
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Yousaf is mistaking himself as the problem, they're after the whole Govt. Weariness with a Govt that's run too long isn't just a Tory problem.

spytfyre,
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@simon_lucy I think it's more weariness with a government that the press has constantly belittled and hounded to death.
Returns scheme killed by London
Gender reform killed by London
We need independence and 2014 lies and Brexit reset all that so we should involve the entire UK and let England boot us out instead

spytfyre, to politics
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Radical #political idea for transport
Make it illegal to drive past a bus stop with empty seats in the car. Even if you take them in the general direction of their destination and have to drop them at the last bus stop they can use before your route takes you off in the wrong direction. If you can drop them on your route you get to have the bus fare for petrol, electricity, maintenance etc.
And they can check your insurance and MOT from the license plate so you can't drive anyone daft.
#Politics

junesim63, (edited ) to home
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The Home Office will launch a surprise operation to detain asylum seekers across the UK tomorrow..
Officials will hold refugees who turn up for routine meetings at immigration offices & also pick people up nationwide.
They will be immediately transferred to previously prepared detention centres & held to be put on later flights to Rwanda.

Anyone who takes part in this disgusting operation is breaking international law.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/28/home-office-to-detain-asylum-seekers-across-uk-in-shock-rwanda-operation

spytfyre,
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@junesim63 are there lists of where I can go to protest and prevent these detentions?

spytfyre, to Scotland
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@patrickharvie I was intending on switching my vote in the general election from SNP to green (as I can't in conscience vote for Joanna Cherry).
Green always got my councillor vote and second list vote in Scotland elections.
If the green party go for no confidence and side with the Tories you will also lose my vote for good.
Just so you know.
Sincerely

fitheach, to politics
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So, Humza's favourite colour isn't Green.

What now?

spytfyre,
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@fitheach well, I don't know about you but my plans to move to Ireland may be getting dug back out and dusted down...

spytfyre,
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@fitheach my dad stopped checking his family tree once he passed his grandfather, my mother says that's because they were descended from Irish lol

alexanderhay, to news
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Thanks to the antics of my local MP, we have a by-election soon, which means lots of election material being spammed into our letter box.

Apart from the Labour candidate's pamphlet looking like BNP material via all the flag-shagging, the one that stood out was from a 'Non-Political' political party.

And when it started ranting about "the woke mind virus", I knew this was yet more far right populist bollocks.

But then, isn't that UK politics in general these days?

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay if woke is a virus then there fucked if they use Matt Han(djob)cock's playbook of planning to keep it from infecting more people

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay they will be demanding them when bird flu jumps species

jake4480, to mastodon
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Something odd, (at least the Android version of) @Tusky doesn't have a translate option for posts like the web version of Mastodon has. Wonder if that's a feature that's coming?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @Tusky I only use web version now

spytfyre, to Israel
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Is anyone else, like me, just waiting for the pages to stop loading, WiFi and mobile signals cut out and the screen go off shortly before the lights?


jake4480, to Horror
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Joe Jusko

@horror

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @horror
1 star on that deliveroo delivery...
2 stars they were not caught in traffic

pvonhellermannn, to UKpolitics
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Rapidly reaching the surreal stage

Farmers who have their entire cropping land submerged underwater have found they are ineligible for a government flooding hardship fund – because their farms are too far from a major river.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/11/flooded-farms-england-ineligible-compensation-distance-from-rivers

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn because water always obeys the 150m limit and evaporates thanos style if it strays across

Lazarou, to queer
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Did he actually apologise to the mother of Brianna Ghey for what he said?

https://news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunak-offers-fulsome-apology-to-adidas-samba-fans-13112090

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay @Lazarou and not the "fun" RSI either

jake4480, to random
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Because OF COURSE there's no way to contact the IRS, after I filed my simple refund early (January) and it's just been sitting in some kind of weird audit state since then. Because of course. It's my money, but to hell with that, right?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 "oh sorry sir, envelopes of that size with that colour handwriting, written in the morning, while facing south south east, wearing a hat... Those go through a space time rip and get into another dimension. That feed them to Cthulu and he now owns your soul. I'm terribly sorry but it is th in the find print if you use CERN to magnify the atoms in the . After the first sentence.
Please resubmit your forms and take the hat off and I'm sure EVERYTHING won't devour you, at least not slowly"

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
IRS
Irritating.
Really.
Sucks.

tod, to Diablo4
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Hey players… what are these green wisps? They seem to drop from certain enemies. I can “collect” them but they don’t appear to heal or buff my energy.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @tod they are souls and fill a nearby pot in a mini event, once full you get a chest of loot but they're mediocre at best.

jake4480, to random
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Sometimes a random Roy Orbison song pops in my head and I love it. Roy passed when I was only 8. But that's how powerful that dude was. His songs still pop in my head, despite the fact that never really actively listen to them. That's art. That's eternal.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Roy was one of the few musicians my dad would play thatI just didn't get. Too sad i think. Same reason I don't get Lewis Capaldi.
Queen. The who. The kinks. The animals. Moody blues. Manfred Mann. Dire straits. Chris rea. Jerry Rafferty. Joe Cocker. The Beatles. Billy Joel... My brain is getting sleepy so I'll stop there. Plenty to like though.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
Dum
Dum
Dum
Dumbee
Doowah

spytfyre, to Diablo4
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Calling all players. Especially new players through game pass.
Restarted clan.
Mastodonians
Tag MSTDN2
Come one come all

(Please note, the use of the word "come" here means "join" but if you do get that excited then I'm not going to judge)

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