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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Weapons grade idiot.
Anti: bigotry, war, religion, oppression, Westminster, Tory
Neuro-not-you
Depression PTSD? OCD? BiPolar?
IT support 25+ years, see above
Husband. Father.
Sewer level filthy mind
Hayfever, eczema, asthma, midge magnet
Deletes posts over a day old.

Avatar: comic of bald white guy with full ginger/brown beard
Header: image of black hole at center of our galaxy

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junesim63, (edited ) to home
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The Home Office will launch a surprise operation to detain asylum seekers across the UK tomorrow..
Officials will hold refugees who turn up for routine meetings at immigration offices & also pick people up nationwide.
They will be immediately transferred to previously prepared detention centres & held to be put on later flights to Rwanda.

Anyone who takes part in this disgusting operation is breaking international law.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/28/home-office-to-detain-asylum-seekers-across-uk-in-shock-rwanda-operation

spytfyre,
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@junesim63 are there lists of where I can go to protest and prevent these detentions?

StillIRise1963, to random
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The '70s were not afraid of the color brown.

spytfyre,
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@StillIRise1963 brown isn't a colour it's just dark orange anyway

spytfyre,
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@StillIRise1963 true but they did pair it with many many bad choices

Wen, to random
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Queen or Queen Consort? Inside the debate over Camilla’s title

http://archive.today/2024.05.03-185806/https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/camilla-queen-consort-royal-role-title-xl9gc2zjh
We have a poverty and health crisis, we are going to be stuffed on the environment (having stuffed it), by this is the ‘news' being offered to placate the plebs. And we bloody pay for this charade.

It beggars belief. If people wish to be courtiers, then fine - on your own money and in your own time - that goes for the ‘Royal’ Family.
ps. Caption: Does my Arse look big in this

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen concubine if the shoe fits

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen
No wait
Spunk bucket

Lazarou, to queer
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Did he actually apologise to the mother of Brianna Ghey for what he said?

https://news.sky.com/story/rishi-sunak-offers-fulsome-apology-to-adidas-samba-fans-13112090

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay @Lazarou and not the "fun" RSI either

jake4480, to Horror
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Joe Jusko

#HorrorArt #monsters #horror #MonsterArt #Jusko #JoeJusko #art @horror

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @horror
1 star on that deliveroo delivery...
2 stars they were not caught in traffic

jake4480, to random
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It's DIABLO IV COUCH CO-OP TIME 🔥

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 what time zone will you be online later?

jake4480, to random
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Because OF COURSE there's no way to contact the IRS, after I filed my simple refund early (January) and it's just been sitting in some kind of weird audit state since then. Because of course. It's my money, but to hell with that, right?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
IRS
Irritating.
Really.
Sucks.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 "oh sorry sir, envelopes of that size with that colour handwriting, written in the morning, while facing south south east, wearing a hat... Those go through a space time rip and get into another dimension. That feed them to Cthulu and he now owns your soul. I'm terribly sorry but it is th in the find print if you use CERN to magnify the atoms in the . After the first sentence.
Please resubmit your forms and take the hat off and I'm sure EVERYTHING won't devour you, at least not slowly"

simon_lucy, to random
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Yousaf is mistaking himself as the problem, they're after the whole Govt. Weariness with a Govt that's run too long isn't just a Tory problem.

spytfyre,
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@simon_lucy I think it's more weariness with a government that the press has constantly belittled and hounded to death.
Returns scheme killed by London
Gender reform killed by London
We need independence and 2014 lies and Brexit reset all that so we should involve the entire UK and let England boot us out instead

alexanderhay, to news
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Thanks to the antics of my local MP, we have a by-election soon, which means lots of election material being spammed into our letter box.

Apart from the Labour candidate's pamphlet looking like BNP material via all the flag-shagging, the one that stood out was from a 'Non-Political' political party.

And when it started ranting about "the woke mind virus", I knew this was yet more far right populist bollocks.

But then, isn't that UK politics in general these days?

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay they will be demanding them when bird flu jumps species

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay if woke is a virus then there fucked if they use Matt Han(djob)cock's playbook of planning to keep it from infecting more people

tod, to Diablo4
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Hey players… what are these green wisps? They seem to drop from certain enemies. I can “collect” them but they don’t appear to heal or buff my energy.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @tod they are souls and fill a nearby pot in a mini event, once full you get a chest of loot but they're mediocre at best.

jake4480, to scifi
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There's a chance of an X-Files reboot, and Gillian Anderson would be game to return in some way if it happens https://www.fangoria.com/original/gillian-anderson-return-scully-ryan-cooglers-x-files-reboot

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 3 words for this
Make
It
So

JackTheCat, to random
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I can't be the only one that immediately forgets their room number when they leave their hotel? 🤷‍♂️

spytfyre,
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@decembr14 @JackTheCat with the hotels so close I bet you they move belongings and transfer the card codes just to fuck with people

jake4480, to mastodon
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Something odd, (at least the Android version of) @Tusky doesn't have a translate option for posts like the web version of Mastodon has. Wonder if that's a feature that's coming?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @Tusky I only use web version now

jake4480, to random
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Smaller/underground artists who add their stuff to Spotify but not Bandcamp or Faircamp or anywhere that doesn't just stream.

Stop doin that

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 not underground if on stupify that's what I reckon

fitheach, to politics
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So, Humza's favourite colour isn't Green.

What now?

spytfyre,
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@fitheach my dad stopped checking his family tree once he passed his grandfather, my mother says that's because they were descended from Irish lol

spytfyre,
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@fitheach well, I don't know about you but my plans to move to Ireland may be getting dug back out and dusted down...

jake4480, to random
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Sometimes a random Roy Orbison song pops in my head and I love it. Roy passed when I was only 8. But that's how powerful that dude was. His songs still pop in my head, despite the fact that never really actively listen to them. That's art. That's eternal.

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
Dum
Dum
Dum
Dumbee
Doowah

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Roy was one of the few musicians my dad would play thatI just didn't get. Too sad i think. Same reason I don't get Lewis Capaldi.
Queen. The who. The kinks. The animals. Moody blues. Manfred Mann. Dire straits. Chris rea. Jerry Rafferty. Joe Cocker. The Beatles. Billy Joel... My brain is getting sleepy so I'll stop there. Plenty to like though.

NudelnAlDente, to random
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I have a horrible suspicion that if I am to get better at speaking Spanish I am going to have to actually speak to people. 🫤
Why is my life such a trial? 😭

spytfyre,
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@NudelnAlDente
https://translate.it/HPWDA

alexanderhay, to Warhammer
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Having got my mits on a reprint of the original 1987 40,000 rulebook, I should note that it contains rules for creating your own units from scratch...

(Personally, I'd love to play 3rd or 4th edition with the 2nd ed Psychic phase and strategy cards, but I am strange and perverse.)

spytfyre,
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@alexanderhay oh baby, you had me at psychic

jake4480, to random
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The world's biggest blueberry. Behold this absolute unit of a handfruit

https://mossandfog.com/the-worlds-biggest-blueberry-is-70-times-heavier-than-most

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 pretty sure that's an alien eyeball. Running away now

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