bartesius, to Dog Italian
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ᗣ ᥒᥱω ƒɾɩᥱᥒᑯ oᥒ tᖾᥱ ꙆoᥒᥱꙆყ ɾoᥴƙ. (ᗣ ᥒᥱω ƒɾɩᥱᥒᑯ ⳽ᥱɾɩᥱ⳽)

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markwyner, (edited ) to Dogs
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People are complicated. I really don’t understand them. And they really don’t understand me. Because if it, my heart breaks every day. And I probably break someone’s heart every day.

But this little guy. He sits on my lap and I pet him. He jumps for joy and loses his mind when I come home. He curls up with me when we’re sleeping. That’s not complicated at all.

miss_s_b, to animals
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SOMEBODY is offended because I called him "a lazy arse who can't even be bothered getting off the sofa for food"

LisaSBaker, to Dog
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Happy 8th birthday to my favourite couch potato! 🥔🐖🎂

Photograph of a black pug sitting and looking up at a chanterelle

moxxi, to Dogs
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Officer Moxxi isn't afraid of getting down to the ground when tracking a potential suspect.

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miss_s_b, to animals
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They tell you before you get one that sighthounds are "really lazy," but I don't think you really grok it till you have one (or more) in the family. Like "they sleep 16-18 hours a day" is a fact that doesn't prepare you for the reality. "They really like blankets" actually means an exponential increase in the numbers of duvets and therefore duvet covers that need washing in the house.

This post brought to you by Ridley once more refusing to get out of bed, and clutching my legs so I can't get out of bed either.

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moxxi, to Dogs
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I must emphasize that this is not our door. We don't live there. Every day, Moxxi goes past our door and sits in front of the neighbor's.

chrispackham, to Dogs
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If you leave me alone in a room I will shred your mail

moxxi, to Dogs
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I was working on an abstract with my headphones on and I asked myself why do I smell Fritos? I turned around and there Moxxi was, sitting behind me in silence like a serial killer. And let me tell you, it must have been a great nap because my girl had been FERMENTING.

No toys this time, just creepiness.

markwyner, to Dogs
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They’ll give anyone a license these days.

chrispackham, to Dogs
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Ate food to restore HP and now she gets her brain buff and heart buff (fluoxetine and vetmedin respectively)

moxxi, to Dog
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The snow almost completely melted away but Moxxi will always have one more snowball to catch.

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chrispackham, to Dogs
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Hello I once had a dead flat rat in my mouth

moxxi, to Dog
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miss_s_b, to random
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Ridley enjoys train travel. Here he is checking the departure board, waiting for the train to arrive, and curled up in his seat.

miss_s_b,
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Currently croissanted around my arm/hand

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