RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

It insane to me how often women are not given pain management for gynecological procedures, because many many years ago a male doctor who's never had a vagina, cervix, or uterus decided that there weren't enough nerve endings up there to hurt significantly. I think it's time to put this fallacy to bed. It most definitely does hurt, and people who have literally no experience with female equipment don't get to decide this for me. Trust me docs, you don't want to taste your own medicine on this.

pmonks,
@pmonks@sfba.social avatar

@godofbiscuits @RickiTarr What about straight men who look forward to this procedure? 🤔

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to avatar
MTP,
@MTP@musicians.today avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat does having blood make us all communists now?!?!

wahoonie, to random German
@wahoonie@mastodon.social avatar

Wie lange es wohl dauert, bis man wunderlich wird, wenn man tagelang mit fünf Katzen als einzige Ansprechpartner in einem fast leeren Haus zubringt? 🤔

queencitynerd, to random
@queencitynerd@babka.social avatar

Okay linguists. I was just taking the spent coffee out of this device in my kitchen and it occurred to me that calling them coffee grounds might be an awkward English expression. How do we call the spent coffee from this device in other languages? Like, it's coffee or ground coffee until you use it and then they become coffee grounds at least in this part of New York State English speak.

sue, to random
@sue@glasgow.social avatar

I am never more strategic than when eating a cooked breakfast

LaChasseuse,
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot avatar

@sue Does toast count as cooked?

stux, to random Dutch
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

Puppy-yoga is helemaal niet zo schattig

Puppy-yoga is de nieuwste hype onder Amsterdamse influencers. Maar het is niet zo schattig als het lijkt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GMIxPRUwY

moonshinebrigade,
@moonshinebrigade@musicworld.social avatar

@stux is geiten yoga wel OK?

hugo, to random
@hugo@masto.pt avatar

If you procrastinate reading a book about procrastination, is it really procrastinating?

LRRRonEarth, to random
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

BAD THINGS ARE GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN. BUT I AM ELECTED, I PROMISE THAT THE BAD THINGS WILL BE GENUINELY AMAZING.

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

@LRRRonEarth
Which half of the oral sex is simulated? Or is it both sides?

@troy_frizzell

Ianbattersby, to random
@Ianbattersby@hachyderm.io avatar

@JoeRess Is it too late for cloud podcast auditions?

iangriffin, to random
@iangriffin@mastodon.nz avatar

So team at the Museum not that enamoured at my choice of self curated stairwell exhibition. I thought "Director's Choice" nailed it as it did what it said on the tin. But no. What do we think of "Stairway to Stories: Exploring Tūhura's Treasures"

dvshkn, to random
@dvshkn@fosstodon.org avatar

Shamefully it's been 3 years since my last blog post. I wrote a new one about my experiences getting my data out of Authy.

When I was in the middle of it I think I described it as "I'm busy hacking myself".

https://dvshkn.com/blog/2024-02-16-migrating-from-authy-to-aegis/

leoboulton,
@leoboulton@mastodon.social avatar

@cjerrington What did you move to?

qurlyjoe, to ai
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

I find Dawkins’ meme theory to be quite useful in decoding just about everything that’s going on. So, have memes colonized AI space? Is it possible to craft a meme that would, if it were conveyed to the AIs, totally fuck them up? Like the ST episode where Kirk paralyzes the computer sentience? Sorry, don’t recall the title. Or like Mars Attacks? Or Independence Day? What kind of meme would it take?

qurlyjoe,
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar


Re-reading this, it may sound like I am attributing actual sentience to the LLMs and whatnot. I don’t mean to—not yet anyway. But purely in terms of the statistical processing going on, along with sourcing all the raw input from the internet (GIGO?) what would it look like for a meme to emerge and propagate there the way they do in meat brains?

frenchtoast, to random
@frenchtoast@better.boston avatar

NWS has upped the ante to a Winter Storm Warning for 1 a.m. Tuesday through 1 a.m. Wednesday: "Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 7 to 13 inches. Winds gusting as high as 40 mph."

Nice of them to get into the French-toast game, with this map of expected snowfall (from earlier in the day) showing New England about to get walloped with a slice of French toast in some blueberry sauce:

https://bostonfrenchtoast.com

thomasconnor,
@thomasconnor@mstdn.social avatar

@frenchtoast What does it take for it to hit a 5?

GayOldTime, to Fashion
@GayOldTime@masto.ai avatar

Remember to cover up the naughty bits. No need to come across as loose or easy.

satsuma,
@satsuma@dice.camp avatar

@GayOldTime where does one get a wrinkle resistant birthday suit?

westbrook, to random
@westbrook@mastodon.social avatar

Is the worst side effect of that it's taught entire swathes of developers to do things in ways that are the most complex, least performant, and least likely to serve their customers? Or is it something else?

Daojoan, to random
@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar

When edgelord dudes say they're into "dark humour" they mean they're still jerking off to South Park like it's fresh

cla3ja33r,

@Daojoan is it socially acceptable to get off when watching a 30-second clip of an actor gleefully spraying Nazis with a flame-thrower? The caveats are that it’s a film directed by Tarantino and the actor is Leonardo DiCaprio, but Nazis are burned alive, so win?

qurlyjoe, to random
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar

Has anybody asked about why her uncle paints his face orange? When did he start with that? He must know people ridicule him for it. For that matter, has anybody, in all the interviews that have been done, asked him about it? There must be some kind of reason for it.

thijs, to BugBounty

So somebody has reported an issue through your responsible disclosure program.

If the report is eligible for a reward, what is the preferred way of transerring the money? Is that i.e. PayPal or a different platform?

lauramcastro, to random

So, I gotta ask... is a thing in the Fediverse? 🤓

Is anyone counting down the days already?



charlotteclymer, to random
@charlotteclymer@mastodon.social avatar

The vast majority of us are caught between two extremes on Israel-Gaza: those who claim Israel has done nothing wrong and those who claim Hamas has done nothing wrong. They’re both foolish and hypocritical and hateful, and we should do all in our power to reject both.

nicholas_saunders,

@Tbsa @qualityhammer @charlotteclymer

It's okay to build hospitals over terrorist tunnel networks, or it's okay to build tunnels for terrorism under hospitals?

KayJanes, to random
@KayJanes@mstdn.social avatar

What three questions do you keep in your proverbial pocket to keep the conversation flowing at a gathering?

melissabeartrix, to random
@melissabeartrix@aus.social avatar

Can I make a proposal, for next Sunday we have ... I do like ... Just for a change let's do ... thank you ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

IH8ShockJox,
@IH8ShockJox@aus.social avatar

@melissabeartrix can those who go to church participate? As an atheist

gnaddrig, to random German
@gnaddrig@mastodon.social avatar

What is this everyone seems to be going on about? Google tells me it refers to 'Time based one time passwords', but what do those have to do with the Boomtown Rats or Fat Bottomed Girls? Am I too old for this shit? , of course.

schizanon, to aquarium
@schizanon@mas.to avatar

Hypothetically; if someone found a salamander today in the tillamook forest is it illegal to keep it?

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