GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️Via Kyle Griffin:

The GOP just selected state Sen. Jake Hoffman — a fake elector indicted last week for his efforts to overturn President Biden's 2020 win in Arizona — as a national committeeman for the Republican National Committee. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/arizona-gop-taps-fake-elector-rnc-post-rcna149719

TheNovemberMan,
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@GottaLaff It's the typical business model: "Let's take the worst of us and make them our leader" 🙄

DarleneRyan, to random
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My aunt/Godmother, back in the 1940’s was in an iron lung for 2 wks, almost died but miraculously pulled through, and was left with a limp the rest of her life! How horrifying to think these #trump #MAGAmorons are introducing bills to allow polio to make a comeback in America, which would spread to Canada & Mexico & everywhere else!! 🤬😡

br00t4c, to random
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Four Years Ago Today: Trump Touts Zinc As COVID Remedy

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/four-years-ago-today-trump-touts-zinc

MugsysRapSheet,
@MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social avatar

@br00t4c
"Four years ago today":

I realized that millions of Americans are SO childish, they'd rather listen to a moron tell them to eat Horse Dewormer Skin Cream than wear an MF'ing mask in public. 🤦‍♂️

masterdon1312, to random
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Yoshi, to random
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"Even MAGA Hated Katie Britt's Speech"

"...leading many to compare her performance to someone auditioning for a high school play for the first time." Best line in the opinion piece. I, obviously didn't watch her but it has to be bad if even hated it. I guess her shining star has flamed out.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/even-maga-hated-katie-britts-speech

GottaLaff, to random
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✔️

Via the White House on the hellsite:

To Recap:

Speaker Johnson said he wouldn’t pass a national security bill without a border deal.

President and a bipartisan group of Senators negotiated a border deal.

Speaker Johnson rejected the border deal.

The Senate passed a national security bill without a border deal.

Speaker Johnson says he won’t bring the national security bill for a vote because it doesn’t include a border deal.

Make it make sense!

TheNovemberMan,
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@GottaLaff You can't. Don't even try. You'll just hurt yourself. 🙄

slcw, to random
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Despicable Republicans like don't give a fuck about the facts. Instead, they just invent their own "alternative facts" to justify whatever conclusions they started with. Fortunately, Boebert is going to be out of a job come November, no matter what district she runs in.

https://people.com/lauren-boebert-blames-low-birth-rate-abortion-8546307

slcw, to LGBTQ
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are laser-focused on the issues that really matter to the American people! This could be the single dumbest attempt at hurting the community. Meanwhile, has created more jobs than any president in American history, and has driven inflation down to around 3%.

https://boingboing.net/2024/01/17/oklahoma-bill-requiresfurry-children-to-be-removed-from-school-by-parents-or-animal-control.html

GottaLaff, to iowa
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I made the mistake of turning on MSNBC for a second right after was (surprise 🙄) called for . They were quoting some of the voters, and those voters were saying that (their) God chose Trump.

Then an MSNBC commentator (rightfully) made the point that nobody running against Trump could possibly compete with that.

At that point, I turned off the TV. I cannot stomach watching one second of this alarming, nauseating BS.

NovemberMan,

@GottaLaff Their "God" is a fucking idiot, and so are they.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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GOP candidate deletes post showing Christmas tree ornaments of Dems hanging from nooses https://www.rawstory.com/gop-congressional-ornament-apology/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

NovemberMan,

@realTuckFrumper But wait, didn't Christ tell his disciples, "Lynch thy political opponents, for they don't believe as you, and are therefore less than human"? 🙄

jamesjoelrussell, to Halloween
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realTuckFrumper, to random
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Long-serving GOP legislator indicted on child sex charges in North Dakota https://www.rawstory.com/ray-holmberg-2666099747/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

NovemberMan,

@realTuckFrumper oh look, another Out to all the kids he can get his hands on.
No mercy for this

flexghost, to random
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House Speaker Mike Johnson is on the Russian payroll

Texas-based American Ethane company donated tens of thousands to Johnson

88% of American Ethane was owned by three Russian oligarchs: Konstantin Nikolaev, Mikhail Yuriev, and Andrey Kunatbaev

Remember when being a traitor used to be a career-ending scandal?

🇺🇸

NovemberMan,

@flexghost 🙄 Yes, but now it's a requirement for being in the party 🤬

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Scott MacFarlane

I asked Rep Don Bacon (R-NE) if the House GOP requires any to be a 2020 election denier. He said no… but then acknowledged it remains a divisive issue that is splintering the House GOP.

Bacon says he believes the results of the 2020 election

Yes, Rep Bacon says he’ll vote for Rep Johnson to be speaker. Other House Republicans, including Rep Ralph Norman (R-SC) predict overwhelming, if not unanimous, GOP vote for Johnson

NovemberMan,

@GottaLaff Yeah, that's looking less and less likely 🙄 I think the Republicans have just shown their ass. Again.

skykiss, to random
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None of these countries have US ambassadors because Republicans are holding them up.

The list includes Israel, Egypt, and Lebanon.

NovemberMan,
NovemberMan, to random

Gah! I just looked it the window and realized how close I am to the wind-thingys that cause cancer in Republican whales. 😳
I'm doomed, doomed! 😂 Save me!

GottaLaff, to random
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What a little prick.

“Representative and his allies have begun a right-wing pressure campaign against opposed to electing him , working to unleash the rage of the party’s base voters against any lawmaker standing in the way of his election.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/14/us/house-speaker-republicans-jordan.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

NovemberMan,

@GottaLaff I wish someone would feel free to unleash their rage in him. Could be cathartic. 😡

flexghost, to random
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Governor Greg Abbott says Texas is installing razor wire on its border

…with New Mexico.

Texas also has:

The highest rate of citizens without health insurance

Second lowest primary care physicians in the US per capita

13th highest violent crime rate

Open carry laws

Laws against gender affirming care

The nation’s strictest abortion ban

Extreme voter suppression

Prayers over children’s lives

Ken Paxton

And soon: no interstate commerce.

NovemberMan,

@flexghost Well, if it keeps out of New Mexico, I'm all for it. There man's a brainless shit and New Mexico has enough problems 🙄

flexghost, to random
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Steve Scalise is the GOP pick for House Speaker

Stated he is Grand Wizard “David Duke without the baggage”

Rounded up 192 Republicans voted against the Infant Formula Supplemental Appropriations Act

Helped amplify the Big Lie

Spoke at an anti-LGBTQIA rally months after a lesbian police officer saved his life

Worked against Ebola aid, took credit for Ebola aid

Yep…solid republican résumé.

NovemberMan,
georgetakei, to random
NovemberMan,

@georgetakei Next thing you know he'll be flinging it. 🙄

Of course it's Obama's fault, and we all know the racist fucking reason shit-hands thinks it is.

What a fucking moron 🙄

georgetakei, to random
NovemberMan,

@georgetakei never ends with these guys. 🙄

ps. I love how MAGA doesn't even understand their own "religion" 🤣

realTuckFrumper, to random
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NovemberMan,

@realTuckFrumper Brilliant, because the needs more extremists 🙄
ps. is an asshole

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Gaetz Seeks To Oust McCarthy As House Speaker Amid Calls For New Leadership https://time.com/6319259/matt-gaetz-kevin-mccarthy-house-speaker-conflict/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

NovemberMan,
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NovemberMan,
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