redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

Why should you never argue with decimals?

Because they always have a point.

ghostrunner, to math
@ghostrunner@hachyderm.io avatar

Along with the coolest description of the mandlebrot set's relationship to the

https://youtu.be/ovJcsL7vyrk?si=vm9f5lOPq-l4tFZv

drawnonglass, to math
@drawnonglass@wandering.shop avatar

watching . An infinity of mathematicians go into a bar and place an order. "I'll have a pint, a half pint, a quarter pint, an eighth, an ounce.." The barman says "I'll stop you there," and pours out two pints. "The problem with you mathematicians is you don't know your limits"

qkall, to Funny
@qkall@mastodon.social avatar

I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

#lactoseintolerant #funny #joke #showerthought @showerthoughts

Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

This limerick's simply sublime
And inspiring in meter and rhyme;
It expresses but nought
With intelligent thought
And to write it used acres of time

elpanter23, to art German
@elpanter23@troet.cafe avatar

Ok der heutige ist glaube schwer zu erkennen...
Tipp: es handelt sich um ein Körperteile und es nicht der Penis...

vingtroiseize, to random
@vingtroiseize@mastodon.world avatar

Current situation at BOEING: instructions in the event of a breakdown or incident!

video/mp4

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

I tried to navigate the farmer’s field, but it was a maize.

ogbog, to ai
@ogbog@mastodon.social avatar

So my new format is this: An icosahedron goes up to a dodecahedron and says "Ay gurl, you wanna come over to my place and roll a 20? (or insert whatever you like, the joke's really just an excuse to make up comical rizz)" and then the dodecahedron says "uh...I think we should keep things platonic."

Anyhoo, here's bonus in which 1st search result for platonic solids includes...two cones that are not platonic solids, and neither of our two lovers

giglioli, to random
@giglioli@mstdn.social avatar

The old about a man who stands near the Kremlin handing out leaflets: when the police finally arrest him, they see that the leaflets are all blank. “Well,” the man says, “everyone knows what’s wrong, why should I write it down?”

(Quoted in Ivan Krastev, In Mistrust We Trust)

davidaugust, to Funny
@davidaugust@mastodon.online avatar

In keeping with tradition, I'm gonna get through my Fifth of Mayo.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

c0dec0dec0de, to random
@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar

Doing yard work with kiddo yesterday, he hopped into the wheelbarrow. So, obviously, it becomes a joke and not just a ride.
“Welcome to Wheelbarrow Airlines, where we have a better safety record than Boeing.”

smoku, to programming
@smoku@vivaldi.net avatar
masterdon1312, to random
@masterdon1312@mastodon.social avatar

An old goes as follows:

A Saudi prince visits a UK factory to buy drilling tools. At lunch the sirens blow and the workers stream through the gates.

"Look, your slaves are escaping!" says the prince. The factory owner says not to worry.

After 42 minutes the sirens blow again and people return to the factory.

"So how many drills will you be buying?" asks the factory owner at the end of the day.

"Sod the drills, get me three dozen of those sirens," replies the prince.

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inchworm.

Celrunia_QT, to femboy
@Celrunia_QT@net4sw.com avatar
deflockcom, to security
@deflockcom@mastodon.social avatar

We had the solution since the beginning!! :)

mdmrn, to goodyearwelt
@mdmrn@pixelfed.social avatar

Me: I got myself some new, comfy shoes. Maybe I should post them, cause they're cool.

Also me: Oh no, I'm now posting feet pics again on-main. Just wait for a MDMRN entry on WikiFeet...

Oh well.

IngridHbn, to Funny Dutch
@IngridHbn@mastodon.online avatar

🇧🇪🎨Belgian fries with the perfect sauce!

vingtroiseize, to c64
@vingtroiseize@mastodon.world avatar

♩🎵♪ ♬ ♫
Are you keeping up with the Commodore?
'Cause the Commodore is keepin up with you!
♫ ♬ ♪ 🎵♩

The world's first computer powered by a solar sunshade 😎 Thx ! 😁🤣😆

alvaromontoro, to webdev
@alvaromontoro@front-end.social avatar
mdmrn, to random

I have heard about folks getting along famously, but why not folks getting along infamously? What if soon after meeting they go on a crime spree akin to Thelma and Louise...

custardfist, to webcomics
@custardfist@mastodon.social avatar
McNige, to nature
@McNige@mastodon.scot avatar

Finally - the first signs of spring as the bulbs start to pop through 😄

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