Some #jokes, when I make them up, feel more like I've discovered them, revealed them, like stumbling over a partially-unearthed fossil and picking it out.
Like, the #punchline is so inevitable, so elegantly prefigured in the pre-existing setup, "hiding in plain sight," that once I've said it, I can hardly believe I'm the first.
I request that you reply to this post with a #joke you came up with that you feel like you discovered.
(I wonder what patterns we'll find. Lots of puns? Reversals?)
The board of directors of Pixelfed.org that acts as the overall governing body for all Pixelfed activities, today announced that Daniel Supernault will depart as CEO and leave the board of directors.
Tuk Cat, the company’s chief meow officer, will serve as interim CEO, effective immediately.
Also, dogs and any content including dogs are now banned across Pixelfed, effective immediately.
#RuinAFilm but programming language names:
Ghost in the #Haskell #Perl Is For Heros
In The Name Of The #Java
Schindler's #Lisp
Star Wars: The #FORTH Awakens
Manchester By the #C
The Truman #Go
Bringing Up #Ruby
Anyone get any other good ideas? #Puns#Joke
I created an account on botsin.space to showcase a framework I made, also called JokeBot, for posting #jokes on the fediverse; I originally posted jokes on my current account, but it was posting a bit too "loudly." Hence, that's why @JokeBot is here.
@JokeBot is currently fully operational; I already boosted its first post, and I will continue to boost its posts for my existing followers to see them.
The thing that frightens me about the #fediverse is there is nothing stopping me from getting drunk one night and setting up an #owncast or #peertube and pretending to be Joe Rogan or Alex Jones and make a podcast. Like an immature 12 year old boy which I know I still am sometimes 🤣 #joke#humor
automated wireless intrusion in the setup environment. Don’t have an internet connection? Don’t worry; we’re sure we can break into one of these networks! #Windows#Windows11#Security#joke#satire
When I move to new cities weird things happen with the weather, so I’d like to wholeheartedly apologize to Edmonton for being the cause of the hottest summer on record.
Previous things I’ve been at fault for:
California’s worst drought since the 70’s.
Torontos earliest snowfall in 30 years with the most snow since the 30’s.
Multiple winters of the most snowfall in one day on Van Island.
I'm kinda looking forward to the day when Twitter's userbase dwindles enough so that the few dumbos that are still there, can all fit into a room and jerk each other off in private.
Having them do it out in the open is just annoying... :kek:
HTML is a disease and MP3 a Star Wars robot
vein at (3,6)
hell nah
Did you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver...
...people had to weave their own sigourneys by hand?
do i look like joker ?
real