alexanderhay, to news
@alexanderhay@mastodon.social avatar

Apparently, the has just launched "Woke Watch", where red faced pillocks send in angry e-mails, complaining about transgender asylum seekers giving their house prices pronoun cancer, or something.

Anyway, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should one e-mail wokewatch@dailymail.co.uk to , or just plain take the piss. No, that would be WRONG. Oh, for shame!

kuketzblog, to mastodon German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Das regelmäßige Blockieren/Sperren von Accounts auf ist für mich ein essentielles Feature. Auch auf Mastodon bzw. im gibt es genug Idioten. Diskutiere nicht lange mit Trollen oder Idioten. Das ist Zeitverschwendung. Tut euch das nicht an. Das Leben ist dafür zu kurz. Schenkt eure Zeit jenen, die euch mit Respekt behandeln - auch wenn sie anderer Meinung sind.

RememberUsAlways, to internet
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

New Term:
Troll Block - verb - demeaning comments at a target individual or group followed by an immediately blocking or canceling the target.

This is how a troll block ends.

titania2468, to art

According to Norwegian folklore, trolls don't like the smell of Christians. They can smell Christians from far away, and the odour makes them furious. Trolls are known to have serious anger management issues, so Christians would be well advised to stay far away from them.

by Norwegian fairy tale illustrator Theodor Kittelsen (c. 1900)



@folklore

benroyce, to twitter
@benroyce@mastodon.social avatar

I've been pretty tolerant of people still on #Twitter

I'm now going to full intolerant

#ElonMusk recently reinstated the account of an outright #Nazi

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

It is a Russian #troll farm, #racist, #bigot paradise. Stop feeding this cesspool!

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

NOW

simongray, to Denmark

The Danish artist Thomas Dambo put up these large, wooden trolls all around . They are located in various hidden or hard-to-get-to places, making them perfect as destinations for hikes (or bike rides):
https://trollmap.com/#/@55.701x12.4962z10.4

I plan to visit a whole bunch of them with my son in our cargo bike during the upcoming summer holiday.

titania2468, to random

Folklore says that if you ever meet a troll that is in a bad mood and tries to attack you, you can try to guess its name and say it out loud. Trolls can't stand the sound of their own name, so if you guess correctly the troll will either drop dead or escape.

Art by Swedish illustrator John Bauer (1909)


bevanthomas, (edited ) to art
@bevanthomas@mstdn.ca avatar

A painting of a troll by Brian Froud (1976). The painting inspired Jim Henson to create the Mystics for "The Dark Crystal."

wdlindsy, to internet
@wdlindsy@toad.social avatar

"Trolling is how the right works in the present day and it is foolish and straight out political malpractice to operate as if it doesn’t matter. We may not like it, we may understand that it is stupid and hateful, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is very influential and has a direct effect on the lives of millions of people."

~ Oliver Willis

https://www.oliverexplains.com/p/why-cant-we-just-ignore-right-wing

schizanon, to fediverse
@schizanon@mas.to avatar

the most awful people on the follow bots that tell them when people block other people so they can pile on, so a great way to them is to block AS MANY awful people as you can!

kuketzblog, to mastodon German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Das Stummschalten/Blockieren/Sperren von Accounts auf ist für mich ein essentielles Feature. Es gibt auch auf Mastodon bzw. im Menschen ohne Anstand. Diskutiere nicht lange mit Trollen, Hatern, Nazis und respektlosen Menschen. Das ist Zeitverschwendung. Tut euch das nicht an. Dafür ist das Leben zu kurz. Schenkt eure Zeit denen, die euch mit Respekt behandeln - auch wenn sie anderer Meinung sind.

yourautisticlife, to math

I seem to be dealing with a troll website this morning. The downloads start really fast, then they slow down, then they slow down, then they slow down... rinse and repeat.

The end result is that the download will never complete.

I don't recall how we describe that mathematically.

haalborg, to norge

I dag har jeg fått 3 sexist-troll direkte inn i mentions her på Mastodon, mot null noen gang tidligere. Noen andre som merker noe? Jeg har (det internasjonalt gjenkjennelige) ordet feminist synlig på profilen min, så tydelig noen som søker etter sånt.

Nonilex, to internet
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

was very busy on morning on frantic bender — posting & re-posting dozens & dozens of times.

Before 12 noon ET, TFG had populated his acct w/ 43 additional “Truths” & “Re-Truths.”


https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-spends-easter-morning-on-a-social-media-bender-with-whopping-43-posts-about-judge-engoron-jon-stewart-and-more/

titania2468, (edited ) to random

According to Scandinavian folklore, trolls dwell inside mountains and rocks in their own realms. The portals to the realm of the trolls are usually very well hidden, and trolls are known to guard their doors strictly.

Art by Swedish illustrator John Bauer (1882-1918)


majorlinux, (edited ) to mortalkombat
@majorlinux@toot.majorshouse.com avatar

In the immortal words of @kevikevshow, play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

A troll challenged the world’s greatest Mortal Kombat player, and it goes about how you’d expect https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/30/23779425/sonicfox-mortal-kombat-11-evo-twitter-fight

pavel, to random Czech
@pavel@mastodon.arch-linux.cz avatar

Řekni mi že je Linux lepší, bez toho, aniž bys mi říkal, že je Linux lepší:

wolnelewo, to internet Polish
@wolnelewo@kolektiva.social avatar

Taki obrazek: poseł PO Sławomir Nitras kajający się przed jakimś wzmożonym „silnym razem” z Twittera pieklącym się, że zaproszono na Campus Polska tzw. „symetrystów” w rodzaju Grzegorza Sroczyńskiego czy Jana Wróbla.

Oczywiście, fanatycy nie uznają żadnych najmniejszych odstępstw od „normy”, którą sobie sami w głowach ustalili. Nic nowego. Tego rodzaju wzmożenia i histerie odbywają się cyklicznie w rozmaitych internetowych bańkach i akurat w tym względzie „silni razem” nie są wcale wyjątkiem.

Tak więc ten szczególny przypadek jest przejawem szerszego zjawiska związanego ze specyficznym zniekształceniem poznawczym.

Ludziom, w tym politykom, wydaje się, że jeśli czegoś jest dużo w internecie, to odzwierciedla to poglądy jakiejś większości. Jeśli pod jakimś tekstem mamy wysyp hejterskich komentarzy, to wygląda to pozornie na „głos ludu”. Politycy, którzy generalnie są oportunistami, boją się tego rodzaju emocji ze strony osób, które uważają za zaplecze wyborcze swojej formacji. Wydaje im się, że spadną ze stołka, jeśli zapadnie taki wyrok „tłumów” z Twittera.

Cały tekst:
https://wolnelewo.pl/koguciki-internetu/

unnameduser, to de French
@unnameduser@mastodon.social avatar

Bonjour, Paris !
😁

Gaertan, to art
MelodyWainscott, to random
@MelodyWainscott@zirk.us avatar

I finally made the trek to meet Bruunidun. She’s a giant making her home next to Puget Sound in Lincoln Park in West Seattle. Idun is playing a troll sized flute to call home native .

Go ! And trolls!

RD4Anarchy, to anarchism
@RD4Anarchy@kolektiva.social avatar

"Anarchists want to save the world by forcing an authority-free model on it."

🤣

Hilarious shit, brought to you (paraphrased) by National Meme Board of Alberta.

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