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athayes

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Just an old comms soul.

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dgar, to random
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When I couldn’t find any scissors, I was reduced to tears.

athayes,
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@dgar a worthy ಠ_ಠ today

dgar, to random
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wonders... WWFSMD?

athayes,
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@dgar tell us that anything is pastable.

dgar, to random
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

athayes,
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@dgar I have been trying to resist!

…however…

………..

………………………

dgar, to random
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Will clear glass urns become popular?

Remains to be seen.

athayes,
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@dgar ಠ_ಠ

(Apologies, have missed a few days.)

gedeonm, to random
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Reason 14,456 Mastodon is better than Twitter: Yesterday after Iran launched its massive missle and drone strike on Israel, Twitter was awash with FUD about how Biden had started WWIII.

I’m not kidding, the entire site was one conspiracy thread after another that world war 3 was about to start. Air traffic closed over Washington DC, Netanyahu had left Israel in the only jet allowed to fly there, accompanied by spurious screenshots of air traffic radar. It’s still happening NOW.

Utter trash.

athayes,
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@gedeonm What was reason 11,502? Is there a list, like the Rules of Acquisition? We should make a list.

dgar, to random
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Lawyer: I refuse to start without my lawyer present!

Judge: You are the lawyer here!

Lawyer: Exactly! Now where’s my present?

athayes,
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@dgar You deserve at least one

ಠ_ಠ

per day.

TechConnectify, to random
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I'm gonna try and post more fun stuff here because more fun and less gestures broadly is really what I'd like to see out of this place.

But by golly ever since being enlightened to the term (and phenomenon) weak induction, it's been stuck in my craw like nothing else. I'm just seeing it happen over and over and over again.

And I'm starting to wonder how much the prevalence of that phenomenon might contribute to the political polarization we're experiencing. Maybe it's starting to crack.

athayes,
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@TechConnectify Gotta not read after just waking up, because my brain keeps processing this as a smartphone complaint about its wireless charging support. 😝

RickiTarr, to random
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What are your true opinions and thoughts on marriage?

Just for fun, this is a photo from my wedding day (ignore the reflection of my phone lol) I was all of 21.

athayes,
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@RickiTarr Useful for people who want to dedicate themselves to each other. But should not be a "need" or requirement. DOES need to be de-mystified. To have additional concepts of "relationship" and "family" able to fall under it, rather than be "protected" as if sacrosanct. (You know, like what already happened to the institution many times in the past millennia.)

Maybe make them not cost so damn much. 😝

Still a part of the "de-mystifying" I guess...

TechConnectify, to random
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Well, last night's thread sure was (and continues to be) a wild ride.

I'll be blunt here: please believe me that I'm experiencing problems frequently enough to make me not like this place. And please try to understand how a repeated onslaught of suggestions on how I myself need to solve those problems doesn't give me much solace.

If I have to be responsible for managing this with whatever tools or strategies you throw at me just to be here happily, that's not something I need in my life.

athayes,
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@TechConnectify As you’re the reason I’m on mas.to to begin with, and as a huge fan of your content, I do hope the positives outweigh the negatives.

Obviously as a nothing-level social media social media user I find it hard to even mentally picture the experiences you’re having. I do think as the platform continues to grow and mature, moderation tools will as well. (If only due to necessity. But I think moreso as developers figure out clever and workable code that is deemed acceptable.)

SmudgeTheInsultCat, (edited ) to random
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athayes,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat many such cases

fribbledom, to random
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Website: incorrect password

Browser: SHALL I SAVE THIS? I CAN TOTALLY SAVE IT FOR YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL JUST GO AHEAD AND SAVE IT.

athayes,
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@fribbledom Haha, my biggest frustration is they do this with MFA code entries.

selzero, to random
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YouTube being aggressive against ad blockers is making me want to never watch another ad from them again, I'm going over and above to make sure ads don't appear on any device that uses YouTube. They are motivating me to invest in this weird war they are fighting.

@andycarolan https://social.lol/@andycarolan/111250664556522494

athayes,
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snazzyq, to random
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It’s here. My video unlike any other video.

You suck at cooking steak. Here’s why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOcWHP1F0M

athayes,
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@snazzyq Are Stupidface McThumbnails really that effective in YouTube algorithm? Because it makes my soul weep for humanity. 😭

Your quotient is not terribly high, which is good, but it has driven me completely away from some channels. 😝

andrewstroehlein, (edited ) to random
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When are you allowed to commit war crimes and other atrocities?

athayes,
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@andrewstroehlein Please, sir, just a LITTLE atrocity? As a treat?

bynkii, to random
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One of the reasons I love TikTok:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7PDpD5/

athayes,
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@bynkii Forrest is peak most things.

daringfireball, to random
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Snopes Shows the Folly of X’s New Link Presentation
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/06/snopes-twitter

athayes,
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@daringfireball To be fair, grotesque is the only thing Elon knows very well.

nrohluap, to animals
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Bleptember may be over, but we gots bleps galore here!

athayes,
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@nrohluap And thus began !

flargh, to random
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them: if you were in the middle ages, what do you think you would have died from

me: heresy

athayes,
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@bynkii @flargh Accidental self-impalement while tilling fields.

Gargron, to random
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This is pretty cringe

athayes,
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@Gargron “You know what’s better than a status report…? A skit!”

bynkii, to random
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new siri gestures are not the middle finger extending or the jerkoff motion.

fail, downgrade the stock.

athayes,
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@bynkii Jerkoff motion is for auto-blocking on any social media app.

briankrebs, to random

I've so far only created one filter here, and I have to say it has made my weekend catching up on things go much faster. Even so, half my feed today is "Filtered: : Show anyway." Is there a way to make these filtered message go away completely?

athayes,
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@briankrebs Confirmed: Brian Krebs hates cars. Can this menace be stopped?

Sheril, to random
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In the culture wars, I’ll always side with teachers & librarians.

athayes,
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@Sheril Microbiologists.

kevinrothrock, to random

pop over to Threads, and the top (network-promoted) post is from a Meta figure telling me to use a Meta-owned messaging product or else I'm a dumb, ugly American

image/png

athayes,
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@kevinrothrock Very, very true.

TechConnectify, to random
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Y'know, I was just starting to think maaaaaaaaybe the platform formerly known as Twitter was bottoming out on its "getting worse" trajectory but then...

athayes,
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@TechConnectify There is always room to dig.

MissingThePt, to random
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Pro tip: Start every post with “my phone is about to die” and then you can end it whenever you want if you haven’t thought of a good

athayes,
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@MissingThePt You should be able to "reboost" if you boosted something long ago, but someone else boosted it back into your feed again. Keep the cycle going!

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