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guy_redshirt

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Pianist, guitarist, and geek. A few midichlorians short of a Jedi.

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jtruk, (edited ) to random
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Here's my favourite shot of the last night. An angel / phoenix in rainbow tones.

Taken in suburban Newcastle, England.
30s exposure, on an Android phone.
Contrast/colour digitally enhanced.

guy_redshirt,
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@jtruk is real!

derekvanvliet, to cycling
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riding bikes every day until I can’t for some reason, day 1343

guy_redshirt,
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@derekvanvliet at first I thought that picture was one of those “prove you’re not a bot” things. :)

dgar, to HashtagGames
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An Odor Similar To That Of A Ghost Of A Young Adult.

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar

dgar, to random
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We drove out back
looking for some fun
it was like we were sailing
on the sun

The latest bangin track from Dgar that's lighting up the streams! Check out this viral smash hit before it's a viral smash hit!!

Little Black Hatchback
~ Dgar

https://songwhip.com/dgar/little-black-hatchback

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar great song, dgar! When you do an international tour, I’ll get tickets. :)

guy_redshirt, to animals
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Kahless says boop!

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dgar, (edited ) to random
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Long night so far.

A call from my sister just after midnight that she’d taken mum to the hospital.

Been holding bedside vigil while sister goes home and gets some sleep. Doctors running tests and whatnot. Morphine for the pain. Machines that go “bing”.

It’s about 4:30am and mum’s snoring with a plethora of tubes and wires.

Eyes are heavy. Chair is uncomfortable. The nurses showed me where I could make a cup of coffee for myself.

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar very sorry, dgar.

guy_redshirt, to Ukraine
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English: Friend
Spanish: Amigo
Elvish: Mellon
Russian: Mike Johnson

jeffjarvis, to random
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Yes, Ukraine has been fighting Russia -- for us -- for a decade. We must support them.
For Many Ukrainians, It’s Been a 10-Year War, Not a 2-Year One https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/23/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-maidan-square.html?smid=tw-share

guy_redshirt,
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@jeffjarvis Slava Ukraine!

dgar, (edited ) to newmusic
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Airlock
-Dgar

I saw her in the airlock.
With a look she rocked my heart.
She left for Jupiter station,
And I was standing on Mars.

I’m underground
Like you’re in space
I cannot move
With your grace
It’s not tears
That I shed
I’m so alone
And she said

And she said

And she said

Written, composed, and performed by Jon O’Hare

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/airlock/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3LKqsNHyeQ

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/airlock-single/1725622588

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/339881620

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/QBFLmPCNfMx2xM249

Qobuz: https://open.qobuz.com/track/247740812?sw=1

Songwhip: https://songwhip.com/dgar/airlock

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com.au/albums/B0CS9TMD3C

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/5ThhKPZPArGkU2shGLb4Ul?si=u1MbJQZ1QlikPNjsu8WEOw

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar I think the next time I play Doom, I’ll substitute the sound track with this.

guy_redshirt, to random
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Have you ever read a post and thought you had a stroke only to find out it was just in a different language? Yeah, I’m going back to bed.

GossiTheDog, to random
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On the internet there’s a law that every conversation will somehow devolve to mention Hitler.

It’s different on Mastodon.

You get told about Linux instead.

guy_redshirt,
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@GossiTheDog will this now be known as Beaumont’s Law?

badastro, to random
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Sure, in the US today's Thanksgiving, but it's also…

FIBONACCI DAY!

Because it's 11/23. Get it?

If you don't —and even if you do — then do I have an article for you. Thanksgiving and fun math! What more could you want?

https://badastronomy.substack.com/p/a-little-bit-of-thanks-and-a-math

guy_redshirt,
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@badastro I wonder if I’ll make it long enough to see the year added to that sequence. I’m 43 now, so I doubt it. 11/23/58

MissingThePt, to random
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People are so mean on social media, sometimes they say I’m missing the point.

guy_redshirt,
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@MissingThePt you usually miss the point like Dick Cheney missed Harry Whittington quail hunting.

dgar, to random
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Be the joke.

No, wait…

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar too late. I took your advice and ran with it.

MissingThePt, to random
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I honor of World Vegetarian Day, President Erdogan announces the renaming of his country to Tofurkey.

guy_redshirt,
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@MissingThePt that’s what the Ankara car bomb blast was about. Damn anti-veggers!

anathema_device, to random
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Some good news for a change

Baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years | Wildlife | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/30/baby-beaver-born-in-london-for-first-time-in-400-years

guy_redshirt,
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@anathema_device no, no, no. That’s the second time that beavers been born. I recognize it’s face.

gamingonlinux, to GraphicsProgramming
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Mesa getting Vulkan performance upgrades for submission merging https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2023/09/mesa-getting-vulkan-performance-upgrades-for-submission-merging/

guy_redshirt,
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@gamingonlinux I don’t know why, but I read your toot as Jar Jar Binks. I think I’m losing my mind.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Time zone agnostic greeting good people of Mastodon! We have something truly special for you. I present to you the soul-stirring melodies of none other than Dgar!

Dgar, a name that’s making waves in the Mastodon music scene, with tunes that’ll transport you to another world. Let’s set sail on a voyage through rhythm and rhyme, shall we?

Picture yourself under the moonlight, stars gleaming above, and Dgar’s melodies caressing your ears. It’s an experience like no other, folks. From the heart-pounding beats to the soulful lyrics, every note tells a story.

Now, for all you music enthusiasts out there, here’s the scoop: You can enjoy Dgar’s enchanting music right from the comfort of your own home. Simply fire up your favorite music service and let the tunes flow.

So, dear listeners, it’s time to let the music speak for itself. Tune in and let Dgar’s melodies carry you away to a world of musical wonder.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/sets/dgar-tracks

Stream: https://songwhip.com/dgar

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar first, I want to know what drugs you are on. Second, I need to find a way to privately send you my mailing address.

dgar, to random
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I run a dating service for chickens but…

…I’m struggling to make hens meet.

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar That’s because the Chief Cock in Cloth says it is a fowl sin.

gamingonlinux, to Steamdeck
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Valve puts the Steam Deck and Dock on sale again, get up to 20% off https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2023/09/valve-puts-the-steam-deck-and-dock-on-sale-again/

#SteamDeck #Steam #Valve

guy_redshirt,
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@gamingonlinux you seem to know this machine well. I really want to play some retro pc games like descent, heretic, doom, rise of the triad. Is the Steamdeck something I should be interested in?

MissingThePt, to random
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Blue moons only happen once in a blue moon.

guy_redshirt,
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@MissingThePt not where I shop. They come twelve to a box.

dgar, to random
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guy_redshirt,
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@dgar I’ll tak cold foam, but hold the extra shot of facehugger.

dgar, to random
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

guy_redshirt,
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@dgar we can say that, and when we bury you, you will be food for the gummy worms.

bryanhansel, to photography
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Take only pictures and leave only footprints. That way 10,000 years in the future, archaeologists will get to puzzle out why you were there.

guy_redshirt,
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@bryanhansel when there was only one footprint in the sand that’s when it looked like…a chorded telephone receiver. Or a…no, I’ll stop there.

gamingonlinux, to Steamdeck
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Get a whole lot of Myst and other adventures in this bundle https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2023/07/get-a-whole-lot-of-myst-and-other-adventures-in-this-bundle/

guy_redshirt,
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@gamingonlinux okay, now I need to buy a computer! I loved the myst games

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