phishy101

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georgetakei, to random

Like a stopped clock. https://www.comicsands.com/greene-sick-tired-of-republicans-2666180134.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

phishy101,

@georgetakei tbf there are only a handful of legislators that do not fit in this bubble. The left is just as ineffective in so many ways as batshit ultra maga goons

rbreich, to random
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The GOP claims to care so much about the deficit that they’ll shut down the government unless they get massive cuts to social safety nets.

Meanwhile, they’re demanding an extension to the Trump tax cuts — which would add $3.5 trillion to the deficit.

Funny how that works.

phishy101,

@rbreich don’t forget they want a pay raise as well

the_etrain, to random
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Sometimes, I meet an adult and think, "if you're like this now, you must have been insufferable as a child."

phishy101,

@the_etrain I read this as “I appreciate your consistency” lmao because holy Hellman’s do I feel seen 😅

flexghost, (edited ) to random
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Well regulated militia strikes again

22 dead (number still rising), over 60 injured in Lewiston, Maine. One suspect in custody. Another on the loose.

2023 so far
35,175 gun violence deaths
564 mass shootings
1,402 children under 18 killed

It’s the guns.

🇺🇸

phishy101,

@flexghost can’t wait for bulletproof bowling shoes and bar stools because ya know capitalism

georgetakei, to random

Well, well, well. The Kraken has cracked. Conspiracy peddler and avid Dr. Pepper consuming wacko Sidney Powell has pled guilty in the GA RICO case to six counts of conspiracy to interfere with performance of election duties. She is likely getting a deal with prosecutors in exchange for testimony against Donald Trump. It’s a full on Heinz-57 day at Mar-a-Lago!

phishy101,

@georgetakei leave Dr Pepper outta this please

flexghost, to random
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Governor Greg Abbott says Texas is installing razor wire on its border

…with New Mexico.

Texas also has:

The highest rate of citizens without health insurance

Second lowest primary care physicians in the US per capita

13th highest violent crime rate

Open carry laws

Laws against gender affirming care

The nation’s strictest abortion ban

Extreme voter suppression

Prayers over children’s lives

Ken Paxton

And soon: no interstate commerce.

phishy101,

@flexghost make America great again and give Texas back to Mexico

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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phishy101,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

RickiTarr, to random
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A hipster crying alone in a bar bathroom, because he mistook Coldplay for Radiohead.

phishy101,

@RickiTarr I once thought pennywise was the offspring and I haven’t fully recovered

flexghost, to random
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Steve Scalise is the GOP pick for House Speaker

Stated he is Grand Wizard “David Duke without the baggage”

Rounded up 192 Republicans voted against the Infant Formula Supplemental Appropriations Act

Helped amplify the Big Lie

Spoke at an anti-LGBTQIA rally months after a lesbian police officer saved his life

Worked against Ebola aid, took credit for Ebola aid

Yep…solid republican résumé.

phishy101,

@flexghost a face only a brick could love 💕

flexghost, to random
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Texas paid Wynne Transportation $75 million to facilitate human trafficking of migrants

This means TX paid $12000 per passenger which is over 10x the greyhound cost - aside from the illegality of trafficking

  • More than 916,000 Texans have lost their Medicaid coverage since March with more planned removals coming

  • Wynne Transportation is owned by a close friend of Greg Abbott

phishy101,

@flexghost no wonder his spine doesn’t work, freckin worthless gobot

flexghost, to random
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Rudy Giuliani is suing Joe Biden for calling him a “Russian pawn”

In other news, a high ranking FBI Agent told authorities Giuliani was compromised by Russian Intelligence

…in 2019

…it was even brought to the Senate Judiciary committee’s attention.

So, there’s that.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23903968-wed-redact

phishy101,

@flexghost it’s a wonder the JD wouldn’t investigate, almost like it might bring to light the president was a foreign asset as well 🙃

georgetakei, to random

The MAGA cult at it again. https://secondnexus.com/trump-share-courtroom-sketch-jesus?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

phishy101,

@georgetakei

georgetakei, to random

I would have laughed, too TBH https://secondnexus.com/brennan-laughs-mccarthy-government-shutdown?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

phishy101,

@georgetakei why do major media outlets give any airtime to these alt reich fools? I remember being completely astounded that 60 minutes gave that batshit space lasers woman an interview. We cannot normalize their insanity

georgetakei, to random

Deplorable. https://www.comicsands.com/trump-robbers-should-be-shot-2665779749.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

phishy101,

@georgetakei so stealing is bad and merits a death sentence? Word. Isn’t fraud stealing 🫠

flexghost, to random
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Donald Trump's civil fraud trial starts today

And it’s starting with Trump finding out he’s not getting a jury trial.

Alina Habba and team failed to check the box for a jury trial on the form

😃

The media’s response? Talk about how “hot” she is

…Probably not $250+ million worth of “hot”

🇺🇸

phishy101,

@flexghost oof imagine making this your archetype 😅

RollingStone, to random

Trump visited Iowa where he ranted about sharks, "the far left lunatics" and saving Christmas. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-speech-will-they-arrest-me-today-1234836394/

phishy101,

@RollingStone if a full diaper could talk

georgetakei, to random

Absolutely disgusting. https://www.comicsands.com/seattle-police-body-cam-kandula-2665699387.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

phishy101,

@georgetakei thank you for bringing attention to this ♥️

flexghost, to random
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"By the way, that boy's got—that man's got biceps bigger than my thighs"

Actual quote.

Then put into English to Republican and you get:

phishy101,

@flexghost considering Biden is older than the Himalayas, everyone is a child to him. It’s rich the alt reich would paint his comment as racist tho. I guess shows more about them in how they interpret it because that’s how they would mean it

flexghost, to random
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Clarence Thomas: secretly participated Koch donor events

Also Clarence Thomas:

phishy101,

@flexghost crackheads steal ya bike or wallet. Koch heads steal the Supreme Court smh

RollingStone, to random

Senator Susan Collins is threatening to wear a bikini to work. Why? Because Chuck Schumer has done something that threatens the very fabric of the republic: relaxing the Senate’s dress code. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/john-fetterman-attacked-republicans-senate-dress-code-1234827861/

phishy101,

@RollingStone didn’t her party freak out about sleeveless blouses?

MnemosyneSinger, to random

"I bet in 2023 there will be flying cars"

2023:

phishy101,

@MnemosyneSinger

flexghost, to random
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No.

Any of these insider trading, safety net deleting, power hoarding, environment destroying, dinosaurs could have mentored the next crop of lawmakers and stepped aside.

Instead, we are left with a bunch of drooling, multi millionaire ancient-ones forcing us to vote for the lesser of two evils

phishy101,

@flexghost time for age limits if they won’t do term limits. No reason for those on their way to control what lies ahead

flexghost, to random
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Florida is set to allow the Classic Learning Test for college admissions

It’s an “alternative” to the SAT – used by home schooled kids and Christian schools

That’s one way to stop brain drain:

Make it so that no other state wants your graduates.

phishy101,

@flexghost you spelled Floriduh wrong

flexghost, to random
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President Biden’s strategy seems to be to not mention Trump’s crimes

He’s wrong.

One of the special grand jurors in Georgia:

“I tell my wife if every person in America knew every single word of information we knew, this country would not be divided as it is right now.”

Don’t run on policy

The public needs to know

https://www.ajc.com/politics/exclusive-behind-the-scenes-of-the-trump-grand-jury/6CXLKTFMKNDU7O6TER4B7UTZPE/

phishy101,

@flexghost so tired of playing with kid gloves. Grab a spiked bat and get to it 😤

flexghost, to random
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Glitch McConnell froze again

Our democracy is crumbling because of a Coven of Ancient Ones who refuse to give up power

We need younger legislators.

phishy101,

@flexghost

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