Animals

Hare,

The owner just came to our room and wants $500 by tonight??

Idk how the fuck were supposed to manage that, but we have to do our best to keep him off our ass or he’ll give us another eviction notice. 😭

Hare,

No yet, I'm too sick to crowdfund properly right now, idk what to do, I have to keep my partner and kitties safe 😰😭

Hare,

‼️ URGENT - PLS BOOST ‼️

We still have to raise $750 more to get our only bank account out of the negative and pay the inn the Minimal payment they expected on Wednesday so they don't give us another eviction notice TODAY! 😭

If 30 comrades can each donate $25, we'll reach our urgent goal!

Can you help us keep our kitties safe? 🥺

Everything we do is for them! 💗🐈

https://cash.app/$octopuslaws8​​​

http://paypal.me/jamesaugustemerson​

https://ko-fi.com/thechasms​​

Every boost and $1 helps, tysm! 🥺

Screenshot showing our BofA account $452.63 in the negative.
QR code for our family's CashApp. The name on the account is James Emerson.

Rasta,

♪ He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake ♪ :catroll:​

IS IT TOO LATE TO BE GOOD?

Rasta,

@Pierrette @MaJ1
We have one day of plus 5-10 degrees, heavy rain, strong south breeze, pushes rain into every crevasse. I usually put vaseline or silicone around the door rubbers. They are frozen too, and will rip off when I open the door. Then, I own a cover for the windshield but could not find it, so I made another.. and didn't have it on, because it was too windy to stay on and things were getting damaged anyway. Then, it went into the deep freeze.. the water froze 1/2" deep in driveway

Rasta,

@Pierrette @MaJ1
I've had my wife's car stuck before. Froze into the driveway

trixter,
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

So wow, Happy to me!

The rescue I foster for did a big adoption event today at the local PetSmart, and we had a few people who had gotten their applications approved early and just needed to meet the kittens and decide which one to take home... and all three of my remaining L-litter babies were adopted! I'm ALL OUT OF BABIES!* 😭

*already have another litter lined up later this week

yoboseiyo,

@trixter 🎉🎉🎉

trixter,
@trixter@retro.pizza avatar

(I could still use some food donations if anybody's feeling spendy... 😅 )

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1EGMGM6BWVY2M?ref_=wl_share

Claire, French
@Claire@mamot.fr avatar

🙄😂

Clailou,
@Clailou@framapiaf.org avatar
Clailou,
@Clailou@framapiaf.org avatar
davidrevoy,
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

Epic yearly vaccination trip to the vet this morning with my four cats.

davidrevoy,
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar

@lamecarlate That's right, Geuloush is a very recent one, you can read here when we adopted him and his story https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/111176532486385409 , but I should transform that in a proper blog post as I did for Miolek to not forget about those details later 😅
It's pronunced Gh , as 'Gueuler' in french (to yell). He was yelling really loud the first week we met him, poor hungry abandoned thing. We call him now Vampirek, or Petit-Pirek, ou Chouquette, things that match better his temper now we know him.

lamecarlate,
@lamecarlate@pouet.it avatar

@davidrevoy That's so nice of you (and the flyer was… well, perfect)!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Some-bodee is in the back seat snoozin’ on my jacket.

PandaChronicle,
@PandaChronicle@ohai.social avatar

@GottaLaff
Hee hee!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar
MarkOnArt, (edited )
jasonpettigrove,

@MarkOnArt that’s amazing. If you’re able to do a Spaniel version I’m buying!

bengillam,
@bengillam@mastodon.social avatar

@MarkOnArt @rob This is awesome, love it

Claire, French
@Claire@mamot.fr avatar

Faire barrage

Camille_Poulsard,
@Camille_Poulsard@mamot.fr avatar

@Kahte

Bisous kahte 😚

Ici grand soleil encore ☺

Camille_Poulsard,
@Camille_Poulsard@mamot.fr avatar

@Claire @dodosan

Ah oui j'avais vu. Mais tu mets quoi avec ? Du lait ? Des oeufs ? Tu dois en mettre peu j'imagine. Ça asséche pas mal.

Gargron,
@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar

She is comfortable enough to routinely steal my chair now.

#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon

jonyua,

@Gargron just about right :)

KatLS,
@KatLS@ohai.social avatar

@Gargron this neighborhood calico has been skittish for a while but a cold morning and a soft lap in the sun with just-right ear scratches made me a new friend.❤️

vicgrinberg,
@vicgrinberg@mastodon.social avatar

Being an adult means realizing that while you love cat-sitting, having an actual cat will not work for you, because OMG, a week and there is so much cat hair! Everywhere!

A black and white cat licking my hand.

PettisT,
@PettisT@mastodon.social avatar

@oliverandrich @vicgrinberg then get a dog and never wash your floors again 😂 we picked our floors by taking a handful of the pet hair off our floors and sprinkling it over the samples and then picking the one that you couldn't see the hair on very well 😂it's brilliant

oliverandrich,
@oliverandrich@fosstodon.org avatar
marylowd,
@marylowd@wandering.shop avatar

Hannah is a very big puppy.

marylowd,
@marylowd@wandering.shop avatar

There’s such a big world out there for Hannah to explore, and she’s only just begun.

marylowd,
@marylowd@wandering.shop avatar

Hannah keeps getting bigger.

PogoWasRight,

Teacher says: The test isn't very hard.
Here's the test:

dandalf,

@PogoWasRight the argument this sparked in my home is ridiculous

trabern,
@trabern@mas.to avatar

@PogoWasRight Trick question. The dog clearly is a good boy.

christine,

For my hackathon project I did try to make CFA (Cat Factor Authentication, using your cat's microchip as a second factor) a thing 😆 The project did win a prize, but more for the experimentation then the actual result https://wpengine.com/blog/hackathon-december-2023/

berniethewordsmith,
@berniethewordsmith@masto.es avatar

@christine Tokens may be too moody doh

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@christine

Can't log into the enterprise server today because the dongle is under the couch angry about the switch to dry food.

tosbourn,
@tosbourn@masto.ai avatar

BMO manages to look 100% innocent when in places she should not be.

futurebird, (edited )
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@tosbourn

I don't really feel like doing this but Pica wants me to mention that she has a legal fund for cats accused of "being in the wrong place."

So... if that's helpful BMO can put her people in touch with Pica's people... (I'm Pica's people so... there's that. )

dendari,

@futurebird @tosbourn
Gus would like Pics to know that he is the big dog in the house and will not be requiring Pica's services. But thank you anyway.

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

A very relaxing . I briefly interrupted my nap to go downstairs to sing along to the humans playing the piano. However, there was an unapproved, non-household human there, so I felt a bit shy. I stared at him for a while to establish that he was OK. I'm now back to doing what I do best.

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@thepoliticalcat when the preferred human was playing, I decided to put my front paws on the chair and sing along. I think it was Ave Maria. It sounded almost identical to this: https://youtu.be/5uzZu9HZBWA?feature=shared

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@thepoliticalcat Yes, they seemed very pleased with my efforts.

elizabethtasker,
@elizabethtasker@mastodon.online avatar

Somebody didn’t get enough attention at 4am and pee’d on my blankets 🤦🏼‍♀️

Friday starts with the dulcet tones of the washer and a sneaking suspicion that the odour will never truly be removed.

elizabethtasker,
@elizabethtasker@mastodon.online avatar

@madalex I would like something I could put in the washer, but I suspect it'll be difficult to get in Japan. I'll keep a look out to see if I can spot something over here...

DarkMatterZine,
@DarkMatterZine@mastodon.social avatar

@elizabethtasker Cats! 😆

Gargron,
@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar

Meanwhile!

cloaker,

@Gargron catstodons? (:

si_irini,
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

@Gargron
Oh my…
So cute…😊😊

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

I have been groomed! The outrage. I am not Eric. I am quite capable of keeping myself clean and do not need human assistance.

I got very angry and verbally abused the preferred human :blobcathissing:

Catawu,
@Catawu@mastodon.social avatar

@Colin But you are so much more the very special one that you are groomed in the way all that are royal are tended and groomed. PH was merely showing you the dedication and respect of your high station. I hope you have forgiven her. Besides, I think she wanted to show Eric he wasn’t the only special one. You know he was jealous that you were getting groomed, right?

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@Catawu I had seeds! She removed the seeds, which was horrific, but I was pleased when they were gone. However, she then attacked me with the flea comb because it's Spring.

finestructure,
@finestructure@mastodon.social avatar

Current status: having a staring contest with my cat over whether this bowl is empty or not.

finestructure,
@finestructure@mastodon.social avatar

OMG OMG I won

arisummerland,
@arisummerland@mstdn.social avatar

@finestructure I have often toyed with the idea of taking a close-up picture of the contents of the bowl when it is full, printing that, cutting that photo into a shape, laminating that, trimming to the right size, then putting the laminated piece in the bottom of the food bowl, all to see if this is just a visual thing or just a cat-jerk thing. Alas, the aforementioned process is so complicated that I probably will never do it.

Also, yay! You (the human) won this round! 😻

Kuscha, German
@Kuscha@troet.cafe avatar

Guten Morgen liebe Tröties! 🌄
Heute um 8.30 Uhr wird "Krümel" 🐶 gebracht, weil der Sohn meiner Freundin Hochzeit feiert.
Also werde ich heute mit diesem kleinen Hundemädchen (1 Jahr alt) beschäftigt sein. Ich muss sie beschützen, weil sie furchtbar Angst vor meinem Katz' hat, der eigentlich sehr cool mit Hunden ist. Aber sie ist so klein 🤏....
Spannung wächst. :awesome:
Aber erstmal wach werden mit "Prost Kaffee!!" ☕☕

Mein Main-Coon Kater. Neben ihm sein Hundespielzeug.

AmiW,
@AmiW@mastodon.online avatar

@Kuscha seeuuufz 😍

Kuscha,
@Kuscha@troet.cafe avatar

@AmiW
Naja. Ich geh' ja ab und zu mit ihr und ihrer Mithündin und meiner Freundin spazieren.
Und vielleicht kann ich das öfter mal machen bei Bedarf. 😌

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar
Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@thepoliticalcat no! When the PH worked in high schools, she had a rule: imagine you have a hula hoop around you and I have a hula hoop around me. If the hula hoops cross, you are too close.

I think this works for cats as well as humans. He is too close.

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@thepoliticalcat I spent most of the day defending my box from an Eric incursion. I did manage to get a good sleep in it eventually when he went to sleep on MY scratcher.

Lesdondons, French
@Lesdondons@piaille.fr avatar

Moi je me lève pas

cathy,
@cathy@mamot.fr avatar

@Lesdondons feiiiiiiiiiiiignasssssssssse

Lesdondons,
@Lesdondons@piaille.fr avatar

@kawoua @cathy @st3rk La mer va dehors
La mer va dedans
Touche le petit poisson qui habite dans la mer
C'est vrai
Tu sais
La mer c'est bleu
Et les poissons sont verts
La mer c'est bleu
Et les poissons sont verts
C'est vrai
C'est un fait
Et tout le monde va à la plage
Parce qu'il est bien joli
Et tout le monde s'amuse bien
À la plage
Les éléphants sont gris
Et la mer c'est bleu
La mer c'est bleu
Et les éléphants sont gris
Mais qu'est ce qu'il y a des éléphants ici
La mer c'est bleu
Et les éléphants s'y vont
Les éléphants s'y vont
Y vont en vacances

Rasta,

I've brought in a consultant to look at my automotive problems..

Teddy (obviously not hands-on, showed up in a Tux!) is helping me decide which alternator to choose for my engine. Stock is under 100a, but Teddy and I are trying to find a 130a to fit.
They are really expensive, we may have to cut back on cat treats this month? We all have sacrifices to make. 😽

Caiotekit,
@Caiotekit@convo.casa avatar

@Rasta Oh, duh...🤣🤣🤣
I hope everything works out. I hate car problems. We just have one car, so I try to keep it in good condition. It's been a good car for me.

Rasta,

@Caiotekit I've always had to have two cars. When we lived in the country full time, in the 80s, there's no garage to get it now, but in the city, I can tow it to the garage, it's just the wait, maybe 2 weeks for an appointment.

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

I went out to scream at the humans for abandoning me. I first screamed at them in the street, but insisted on coming back in through the back to annoy them.

Colin, an orange cat, on a nighttime street, lit by street lights. There is a parked car to the left and a hedge to the right.

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar
Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@thepoliticalcat There was a quiet one at the beginning, but the humans didn't get most of it because they were trying to get me to go inside through the front door portal, but I took a while sitting there to decide that the back was a better way. 😀

vicgrinberg,
@vicgrinberg@mastodon.social avatar

A visitor - unexpected but welcome.

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@vicgrinberg

In my opinion, cats are not owned, they tolerate ;)

The one I mentioned was not to be refused, it simply wanted to stay, and that is what it did. And was always on my side. An enigma. If only it would have talked...

vicgrinberg,
@vicgrinberg@mastodon.social avatar

@xs4me2 I would not have minded her staying, alas, my landlords don't allow pets and the cat would not be happy with my travelling lifestyle...

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