HannahCelsius, to story Dutch

Weekendverhaal: Vragen.

Vreemd tafereel op een modderweiland met drie schapen, en een seksbootje.

Wut!? Ja i know! Veel vragen!
https://www.radioklotestad.nl/tekst/vragen.html

(also in English:
https://www.radioklotestad.nl/en/text/questions.html )

GW, to Texas
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Supreme Court has put on hold a judge’s ruling that approved an for a pregnant woman whose fetus has a .

Texas Supreme Court on Friday night put on hold a judge's ruling that approved an abortion for a whose fetus has a fatal diagnosis, throwing into limbo an unprecedented challenge to one of the most restrictive bans in the #U.S.

"Another Old White Man deciding what a Woman Can and Can't do with her own body"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/us-abortion-texas_n_6573e471e4b0fca7ad20d39b

libramoon,
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c_dan4th, to story
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to one of the absolute funniest stories I've ever heard. As with any good , whether it's true or not doesn't matter. Original author unknown, but profoundly thanked.

By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and figure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining - you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the room. Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain. The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence?
While they're discussing this, the room phone rings. The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, they manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl. The actual clog was never found.

SteveFaulkner, to politics
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👁️ I witnessed a shoplift the other evening. Coming out of the CoOp on Kings road, Kingston, a man rushed past me, then another. The first was a bloke with a CoOp basket full of booze. The second was a CoOp worker.

Within about 8 steps outside the CoOp worker stopped his pursuit as the bloke was about 20 steps away, rounding the corner, he was shouting

“don’t be a hero mate!”

Which he repeated a number of times with a clockwork tone.

lydiaconwell, to story
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The billionaires leave the dying planet and start a colony on Mars, to breed and create a race of space assholes who explore the galaxy and subjugate all alien races until the alien races fight back.

panormus, to photography
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L'antica linea tranviaria di Palermo è un pezzo importante della storia della città, fu inaugurata nel 1887 e rappresentò un importante passo avanti per lo sviluppo della città.

Prima dell'arrivo del tram, il trasporto pubblico a Palermo era limitato a carrozze trainate da cavalli, che erano costose e poco efficienti. Il tram, invece, era un mezzo di trasporto più economico e veloce, che rese più accessibile la mobilità urbana.

La rete tranviaria di Palermo si espanse rapidamente nel corso dei primi decenni del XX secolo, nel 1912, contava 19 linee che collegavano il centro storico della città con le sue periferie.

I tram erano un mezzo di trasporto popolare a Palermo e venivano utilizzati da tutti, erano un modo efficiente e conveniente per spostarsi in città e rappresentavano un'importante parte della vita quotidiana dei palermitani.

Il tram era anche un importante mezzo di trasporto turistico, i turisti potevano utilizzare i tram per visitare i principali luoghi di interesse della città, come il Teatro Massimo, la Cattedrale e il Palazzo Reale.

La rete tranviaria di Palermo fu chiusa nel 1947 a causa del deterioramento delle condizioni delle infrastrutture e della crescente popolarità dell'automobile.
#picoftheday #photographyart #sicilia #sicily #palermo #panormus #photography #fotografia #travel #tourism #europe #world #art #storie #story #linea #tranviaria #trasporto #tram #città #urbana #metropolitana #turismo

La linea tranviaria di Palermo in Corso Vittorio Emanuele nel 1915
La linea tranviaria di Palermo in Piazza Indipendenza, partiva da Piazza Bologni e arrivava nel vicino Comune di Monreale, sullo sfondo Porta Nuova nel 1925
Il tram che da Palermo arrivava fino al vicino comune di Monreale

Rasta, to Marriage
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Sometimes, briefly, I miss my days as an influencer online. That was never my plan, but as you know, the former Twitter used Algorithms. The more engagement you made, the higher your presence became. My followers have always been higher than the amount I follow. The more I follow, the less I see, caught up in a fast moving stream of (mostly garbage) ReTweets. is not Boosting or Liking, it's responding, dialogue, comments, and conversation.

Rasta,
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I started this with intent to say, I wish I had that huge Influencer account again, just for one day. https://mstdn.ca/@Rasta/111504759016443736 I'd torch out of existence, out of principle.

Posts often are missed in .
There's no algorithms to push you to the top of people's' view, while replying and posting, 1000 new posts pass by unread.

This would be a good time to point out the Value of : before used them, I did. Understandably many use them incorrectly.

Mentoring_minds, to mentalhealth

What does a Panic Attack Feel Like?

  1. Muscle Stress
  2. Dizziness
  3. Increased Heartbeat
  4. Problems with Breathing
  5. Losing Self-control……

Know more https://mentoringminds4.wordpress.com














esmichelson, to InitialD
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Dear Friends,

Open Planet is a free source of to support non-profit telling.
https://www.openplanet.org/

One thing I appreciate, the for content. E.g. fire OR wildfire; fire NOT wildfire; fire AND wildfire. Phrases in quotations are also supported. The search seems to return stems and synonyms. Pretty good!





alxd, to solarpunk
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A about cyber- , old databases of fallen giants. A race against time to find treatments to a new pandemic which might have been already discovered, but were put aside as not profitable enough. Doctors, hackers, bioengineers braving through old corporate-speak like an ancient language to understand: what happened to the cure?

This and more in the last : The Pharmacists!

https://podcast.tomasino.org/@SolarpunkPrompts/episodes/the-pharmacists

nando161, to story
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You’d think this would be a bigger , tbh.

reconbot, to story
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Are there any other kid appropriate movies that are high quality along the lines of My Neighbor Totoro and Kiki’s delivery service?

My kid chose Madagascar which is fine but definitely not cosy, kind or tellable as a bedtime story.

funhouseradio, to news
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The WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop Stunt – Classic Radio Translated to The Medium of Television https://funhouseradio.com/2022/11/24/wkrp-turkey/

libramoon, to shortstory
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Please ! short about insanity which I am trying to get seen

could you offer suggestions as to where/who/how to further this effort.

https://bdelectablemnts.runboard.com/t2681

not fallen

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AnnaAnthro, to Texas
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    @AnnaAnthro

    Please ! short about insanity which I am trying to get seen

    could you offer suggestions as to where/who/how to further this effort.

    https://bdelectablemnts.runboard.com/t2681

    not fallen

    metin, to story
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    fictionfriends, to 13thFloor

    New article about boosted on @medium! Did you know that Medium has a list of examples of boosted stories, with details on why they were chosen for the ? Check them out!

    Free link: https://medium.com/fiction-friends/medium-highlights-3-stories-as-great-examples-of-boosted-fiction-c112ac162ca8?sk=993e3e48bd380088d0748dc5a3d6aecc

    ians4AD, to Microbiology
    muz4now, to story
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    nando161, to story
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    House-ad for V for Vendetta (1988). Originally published from 1982-1985 in black and white in the British anthology Warrior, the was left unfinished when Warrior was canceled in 1985, leaving two issues unpublished. The series was picked up by DC in 1988, who reprinted the Warrior stories in color and then continued the series to completion.

    funhouseradio, to news
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    I’m the Mother Who Wouldn’t Give Mike a Pepsi and You Should Know There Are Two Sides to Every Story https://thehardtimes.net/blog/im-the-mother-who-wouldnt-give-mike-a-pepsi-and-you-should-know-there-are-two-sides-to-every-story/

    alxd, (edited ) to solarpunk
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    I'm proud to announce that the is back with the second season thanks to the awesome @tomasino !

    The intro is available at https://podcast.tomasino.org/@SolarpunkPrompts/episodes/season-2-introduction and the new episodes should follow weekly! You can also find it on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Audible and everywhere else ;)

    If you want to get for your , or just want to explore s, feel free to jump into it!

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