GottaLaff, to random
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✔️

Via the White House on the hellsite:

To Recap:

Speaker Johnson said he wouldn’t pass a national security bill without a border deal.

President and a bipartisan group of Senators negotiated a border deal.

Speaker Johnson rejected the border deal.

The Senate passed a national security bill without a border deal.

Speaker Johnson says he won’t bring the national security bill for a vote because it doesn’t include a border deal.

Make it make sense!

LeftToPonder,

@GottaLaff

with half the power want their minority position back?

GottaLaff, to random
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“In an affidavit by Wade that is expected to be submitted Fri w Willis' court filing Wade states, "In 2022, DA Willis & I developed a personal relationship in addition to our professional assoc & friendship. I have no financial interest in the outcome of the 2020 election interference case or in the conviction of any defendant. No funds paid to me in compensation for my role as Special Prosecutor have been shared with or provided to DA Willis." 1/…

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fani-willis-filing-confirms-romantic-relationship-denies-conflict/

LeftToPonder,

@GottaLaff

The sooner normal people admit to themselves that society’s problems are caused by of their number who find joy not in solving problems but in creating them, the sooner the banishment of that fraction to their rightful place of ridicule can commence. live for dragging the well-intentioned through mud; it is the simplest form of distraction, and it evokes gleeful tittering among the moronic.

GottaLaff, to legal
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

A federal judge in has dismissed a lawsuit challenging the acceptance of mail-in ballots after Election Day brought by a county election official and backed by a legal group aligned with .
https://apnews.com/article/e420d6e47c56613c55d9685eb2468b12

LeftToPonder,

@GottaLaff

Consistently foul-tempered and odoriferous are of Americans who identify as . There remain no surprises hidden below or behind the headlines announcing their proud attempts to purify themselves into those base components of human nature responsible for that species' miseries.

TLDR; they're shit

Teri_Kanefield, (edited ) to random
@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social avatar

I have my weekend blog post ready. I always put it here first. The first few people will get that error. Just wait a minute and try again.

I plan to demonstrate that any democratic government—by its very nature and under its own terms—will have a dangerous anti-democratic opposition because eliminating the opposition cannot be done using democratic means.

The opposition can be blunted and, with constant work. . .

1/

https://terikanefield.com/the-anti-democratic-opposition/

LeftToPonder,

@Teri_Kanefield

There they are again!

“ Political psychologist tell us that about 1/3 of the population across cultures has an anti-democratic personality.”

Oops, I misspelled “third,” butt yeah.

LeftToPonder, to baltimore

Now that the have rawdogged the , of (not that fraction in ) can get back to their real favorite spectator sport bobbing for toddler corpses in the Rio Grande. Am I right?

DrALJONES, to Israel
@DrALJONES@mastodon.social avatar

"German genocide in Africa"

Germany's genocide of European Jews, Roma & others during World War II was not its first.

"German settler-colonialists carried out extermination campaigns in several parts of Africa", incl Tanganyika 1891-98, killing 150,000+ & Namibia 1904-07, killing 75,000+

Germany's unconditional support for Israel – incl supplying $$B & arms - is state policy, as is the silencing of pro-Palestinian voices.

https://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/germany-supports-genocide-again?utm_source=EI+readers&utm_campaign=e36c3979ff-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_e802a7602d-e36c3979ff-299283715

EricsAuntStormy,

@DrALJONES

Wherever and whenever you find humans, you’ll find they’re about one thurd shite, and are occasionally in charge.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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LeftToPonder,

@realTuckFrumper

At which point will RISE UP!

Free_Press, to news
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Repugnant Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis gives a big F U to Florida residents as he ignores President Biden's visit to hurricane ravaged Florida to bring disaster relief money!

Ahead of President Joe Biden’s Saturday tour of Hurricane Idalia’s damage, DeSantis’ office refuted the president’s claim that he would be meeting with the governor during the visit, claiming it would negatively impact the recovery efforts in the state.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/presidential-politics-rule-the-day-as-desantis-snubs-biden-s-visit-to-hurricane-ravaged-florida/ar-AA1g9eLm?PC=EMMX01

TurdFirmly,

@Free_Press

On the off-chance becomes the nominee, as was true with and , most votes from the assholes and morons of will be cast by males who see themselves as having a chance at gettin’ some sugar from Mrs DeSantis. are basically just delusional, ball sacs.

mikemccaffrey, to random
@mikemccaffrey@mastodon.social avatar

Welp, the pharmacy doesn't have any tests in stock, so I'm not sure how we will know when Janine is no longer highly infectious.

I don't think this country could possibly have dropped the ball more painfully if we went bowling with our testicles hanging out.

CheechakoChuckles,

@mikemccaffrey

Blame . Those are the assholes and morons we allow to ruin policy, to gut institutions, to elect idiots and con artists, to subsidize coal, to starve infrastructure and education of resources, and to basically shit in every potential recipe for success. Yeah, blame them. Though, certainly it could be argued that allowing that minority to do all that is *all our fault. Won’t be long now. The boil is self-lancing.

davidho, to random
@davidho@mastodon.world avatar

Back in 1985, Carl Sagan told Congress that continuing to burn fossil fuels will increase global temperature, cause climate change, melt glaciers and ice sheets, and cause sea level rise.

His solution: Fewer government subsidies for fossil fuels and use of renewable energy.

video/mp4

UncleGooberleg,

@davidho

I've mentioned this to several members of of our population most folks still call "," and their response has invariable been, "yeah. See where that got him?"

We're dealing with an army of morons being manipulated by a cabal of assholes. Consider the and convince me otherwise.

Karoli, to random
@Karoli@crooklyn.social avatar

Of everything I read in the ProPublica article about Clarence Thomas, this could possibly have hit my angry spot hardest. I'm so happy for this billionaire's "friends." Maybe if he paid more taxes more of us could consider him one.

UncleGooberleg,

@Karoli

These revelations of "Long Dong" 's corruption could come out daily and the exact same number of people would continue to give a shit for as long as journalists can write. laugh along with "the Silent Justice," and that thurd still have half the power in this broken system.

QasimRashid, to random
@QasimRashid@mastodon.social avatar

The people who want you to believe that unelected Hunter Biden working with an energy company is an unforgivable ethics scandal for Joe Biden—also want you to ignore the $2B MBS gave to the former guy's daughter & the 4 billionaires lavishing undisclosed gifts on Justice Thomas.

Rules for thee but not for me is the right wing mantra. Don't fall for it. Organize. Activate. Vote them out.

UncleGooberleg,

@QasimRashid

of Americans with half the political power (the assholes and morons among us) hear you. responds here with their joint statement:

GottaLaff, to random
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64%

“Americans’ discontent with the ’s decision overturning Roe v. Wade remains as potent as it was a year ago, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS, with a record-high share of the public saying that they’re likely to take a candidate’s position on “abortion into consideration when voting.”

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/politics/cnn-poll-abortion-electoral-litmus-test-supreme-court

UncleGooberleg,

@GottaLaff

Those discontented with the decision are in the majority, which places them at a distinct disadvantage, as ’s minority, , lovingly embrace a woman’s right to lose. They also eagerly and much more effectively exploit human brain glitches than do the majority.

Work often forces my travel to , where I frequently find myself covering my eyes and ears at the desperate stupidity on display there. I’m home in Alaska today… holding my nose.

Brace yourself.

parkermolloy, to random

A bunch of right-wingers knew there was a trans woman in the Barbie movie, but couldn't figure out which Barbie they were supposed to be angry about. On the dangerous future of paranoia and transphobia: https://www.readtpa.com/p/transphobia-and-right-wing-paranoia

UncleGooberleg,

@PadreWil @parkermolloy

(the assholes and the armies of morons they lead) have been, are, and always will be omnipresent and evenly distributed across your flawed species. That is how it must be, for there is no progress without a force against which to push and thereby progress.

UncleGooberleg, to politics in Donald Trump Denies DOJ Documents Claims

And a representative of has weighed in. Welcome, AH or M.

UncleGooberleg, to politics in Donald Trump Denies DOJ Documents Claims

The OP agrees with this, but the original post is a sincere expression of gratitude to Trump for his work at stripping the GOP of any semblance of normalcy. Gone are the David Frums, Bill Kristols, and the rest of the window dressing “intellectuals” who allowed shitheel party waft some scent of civility. Most comments here are responses to the typical grievance/butt-hurt offered by . Republicans are to a person either dimwits - the huge majority - or bad-faith assholes who manipulate and grift off those dimwits. Both assholes and morons historically have been banished from smaller populations. Modernity and the American system have, through an excess of charity, empowered this minority, allowing them to garner about half the country’s political power. What I’m grateful for is there is no one to point to while saying, “but that reasonable member for the party says such and such.” Reason is eliminated. They are purified. No need to touch. No need the sniff. No need to taste. If they’re republicans, they’re shit. There’s no crunchy coating; it now simply steams.

stux, to random
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

Gun violence is on the rise in the United States. An estimated 400 million firearms are in private hands. Casualties are at a record high. But the dispute over stricter gun laws is dividing the country.

Various initiatives call for tougher controls. But some people resist these, pointing to the Second Amendment and what they say is their constitutional right to defend themselves. For them, carrying a firearm is part of their American identity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7haLJ6KjY

UncleGooberleg,

@stux

Americans have relinquished control of governance to the very people most communities have historically banished. are the minority in control, and they are a consortium of assholes and morons.

skykiss, (edited ) to random
@skykiss@sfba.social avatar

Ask yourself: Why is the media ignoring the Russian of FBI's Charles McGonigal?

Are they under orders from Trumpers inside to hide fbi ?

Trump's Chris Wray has known about this since 2019.

Rosenstein severely limited scope of the investigation into Donald's Russian funders.

NYT: former deputy attorney general instructed Special Counsel Robert Mueller NOT to investigate Trump's personal & financial ties to Russia.

Mueller was limited that was a red line, he could not investigate money ties with Russians. Mueller tried to get financials from Deutsche Bank, but he couldn't. M$M was behind the times. Just like they are now. Rosenstein narrowed Mueller's scope of investigation. Barr finished him off as TOC fixer. He'd covered up Iran Contra too.

Charlie McGonigal fbi traitor.

McGonigal used to be the FBI's top NYC spy-hunter, had top-level access to classified intel.

McGonigal was arrested for illicitly taking Russian money, among other things.

https://newrepublic.com/article/170328/charles-mcgonigal-throw-2016-election

UncleGooberleg,

@skykiss of US citizenry in power at the time proved unable to heed warnings about a demonstrably deadly virus. If their leader, were to post on Troof Social that dogdirt is meatloaf, they’d clear Walmart’s shelves of ketchup and sporks and head for the nearest dog park in full salivation. If you’re asking that same population to digest anything spicier than instant mashed potatoes, you’re asking a lot. C’mon. Be realistic. We’re a nation of idiots.

pbump, to random
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A third of Republicans say racism against White people is a big problem. Only a quarter say racism against Black people is. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/24/desantis-racism-slavery-education/

LumpyRumbler,

@pbump A third of with half the power?

crooksandliars, to random
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LumpyRumbler,

@crooksandliars

Let he who has cast stones cast the first stone. are in charge.

mattsheffield, to random
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Neo-nazi activist Nick Fuentes bragged at a recent event that Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA operation has basically embraced Fuentes's brand of Christofascism.

https://www.mediamatters.org/white-nationalism/white-nationalist-nick-fuentes-brags-charlie-kirk-has-adopted-his-messaging

It's hard to disagree.

I predicted this would happen in 2019, for what it's worth.

https://flux.community/matthew-sheffield/2019/11/conservative-establishments-nightmare-only-just-beginning/

UncleGooberleg,

@mattsheffield

What’s hilarious is how tells people to ignore silly , as though is the one and only iffy fly buzzing the turd that is of Americans who dream of squeegeeing the the ass grease from the mudflaps calls butt cheeks.

“He ain’t with us *good fascists,” they howl under the warm and welcoming glow of their burning cross.

stux, to random
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Today it's 9 years ago the airplaine MH17 got shot down and all 283 people died. 196 of them where from the Netherlands

It was shot down by a Russian BUK missile.. And I still believe this was our start of the Russian aggression

Now almost a decade later they have invaded another country with that same Russian aggression

We must do everything we can to stop Putin in his tracks, there is no place in this world for demons like him

UncleGooberleg,

@stux

Fully agree, but it’s worth pointing out that - thanks to the Australian scrotum’s News Corp outlet - the fate of the world is in the hands of of Americans born with water for brains. Hope springs eternal in some, but it leaks for all from the noggins of reactionary morons.

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