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LeftToPonder

@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social

Right or wrong, I am told more often I'm more often right when I'm wrong than I am wrong when I'm right.

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Green_Footballs, to random
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For fuck’s sake. Not David Daleiden again, the “Planned Parenthood sells baby parts” grifter convicted of multiple crimes.

LeftToPonder,
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@Green_Footballs

No drug addict's dependency upon any known substance can rival that of ' upon the abject stupidity of a full thurd of the U.S. electorate. Bless our morons, for they are lead by their noses by craven assholes.

Oops. I misspelled "third," butt yeah.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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LeftToPonder,
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@realTuckFrumper

Proving yet again the adage, “assholes are like opinions: they’re everywhere.”

slcw, to random
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fans have consistently shown a disdain for and a terrifying bloodlust for those who disagree with their worldview. Thankfully, they’ve been too incompetent to do much about it so far, but if wins in November, they might be empowered to engage in their own brand of political cleansing.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/politics/trump-supporter-says-putin-genocide-is-fine-deepening-dumbfounding-maga-derangement/

LeftToPonder,
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@slcw

The US will, as is true of other democracies, get what its majority (in the American case about a thurd) asks for.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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LeftToPonder,
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@realTuckFrumper

I love this privacy badger add-on. None of 's shit gets past it.

shoq, to random
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Every time the execrable Mike Johnson appears on television, I break something. And I am running out of somethings. I don’t understand why the entire Republican party is not in jail for racketeering. I just don’t. And I’m sick of wondering why. I honestly feel that is the only person reacting rationally to our predicament. We should all be screaming from the rafters and demanding DoJ investigate all of these gangsters and their ties to Russia. Stat.

LeftToPonder,
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@shoq

Olbermann indignity is hilariouser than that of most.

LeftToPonder, to random
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celebrating with friends after his victory.

Nonilex, to news
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In expected but still bad :

won ’s on Sat, beating in her home state & further consolidating his path to a 3rd straight nomination.

Trump has now swept every contest that counted for Republican delegates, w/wins already in Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada & the U.S. Virgin Islands.


vs

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-nikki-haley-south-carolina-primary-republicans-13237d287ce770e0a45e9bccee78e8ee

LeftToPonder,
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@Nonilex

If would campaign against the human VD petri dish that is Donald "Rawdog" by shaming his syphilitic tendencies, she'd stand a chance, I believe. I shouldn't have to add that Joe also should begin to tease Herr Rottencrotch about his various obvious putrid drizzlings and how those have intoxicated his moronic base. Just sayin'.

GottaLaff, to random
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LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

The wisest investments are in "defense industry" securities.

GottaLaff, to random
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😂 Lawsuit jitters, Newsmax?

Via Acyn:

adds a disclaimer at the end of ’s rally: The president mentioned in his speech, the 2020 elections. Newsmax as a network believes the results were legal and final.

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Any 😜 😉 emojis in that disclaimer?

emptywheel, to random
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LeftToPonder,
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@emptywheel

Holy SMOKES! Does Marcy *never sleep?!

GottaLaff, to random
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NBC News: is siding with Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos created via IVF are "babies."

She's good at needling Trump.

She's otherwise despicable.

Kthxbye.

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

So… dog dirt on another’s shoe sole is a… completely different matter?

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Lisa Rubin:

NEW: 's lawyers have asked Justice Engoron for time to submit a proposed counter-judgment even though it should be a relatively plain statement of the injunctive relief Engoron ordered plus some math to fill in the pre-judgment interest.

https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=m1BJ3l4Pa//KkesZfKdEkQ==

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

This is the stage where ’s namecalling acumen shows its real value.

GottaLaff, to random
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“Hundreds of infants’ lives would be saved and millions of children would breathe easier across the US if the nation’s power grid depended on clean energy and more drivers made the switch to zero-emission vehicles, according to a new report from the American Lung Association.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/health/electric-vehicles-air-pollution-kids?cid=ios_app

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

: If it doesn’t help the cuddly little zygotes, screw it.

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Sustained! I’ll allow it! Going forward, the jury is to stipulate to republicans being unprincipled assholes who would cut out their mothers’ hearts and shit in the holes for votes.

Continue counselors.

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢 ’s VP short list. (My replies explode in 5….4…3…2…1…):

“includes 3 former GOP candidates, Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.), Vivek Ramaswamy & Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla.). …Rep. Byron Donalds (R-Fla.), Gov. Kristi Noem (R-S.D.) and former Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard…”

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4480275-trump-confirms-names-on-vp-shortlist/

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Now we wait to see which turd’ll float highest in ’s flopsweat.

GottaLaff, to random
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Prosecutors say ex-FBI informant charged over false Hunter Biden reports claimed he got information from Russian intelligence

Prosecutors said in their filing Tuesday that Alexander Smirnov “is actively peddling new lies that could impact U.S. elections after meeting with Russian intelligence officials." https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/ex-fbi-informant-charged-false-claims-fueled-biden-hunter-joe-burisma-rcna139587

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

… Russia Russia… Russia?

emptywheel, to random
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Hunter Biden's lawyers confirm (and cite) my reporting: David Weiss claimed that Keith Ablow's sawdust was Hunter Biden's cocaine.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ded.82796/gov.uscourts.ded.82796.89.0.pdf

LeftToPonder,
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@emptywheel

Has anyone calculated the number of board-feet the average sawdust addict consumes for… a buzz?

GottaLaff, to Wisconsin
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“Republican Eric Hovde made his campaign to take on Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D-) official, handing the GOP one of the final pieces to their 2024 map puzzle in a key battleground state.

Hovde, a Madison-ara businessman, gives Republicans a potentially formidable candidate in one of the trickiest battleground states..”

https://trib.al/lJc6AGR

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Businessman looks to expand into the business of cramming fetuses into unwilling wombs.

dangillmor, (edited ) to random
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If you've ever posted anything on Reddit, your words are going to be sucked up into an "AI" database. The people who profit from this are Reddit and the "AI" company.

What do you get? Screwed, again, by tech companies that have pure contempt for your privacy and rights.

https://www.engadget.com/reddit-reportedly-signed-a-multi-million-content-licensing-deal-with-an-ai-company-124516009.html

LeftToPonder,
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@dangillmor

If I spot some version of any of the craps I left in the laps of saps at Reddit in an AI gurgle, I’ll smile.

emptywheel, to random
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LeftToPonder,
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@emptywheel

I *knew I'd seen that photo of before. Sharing this 2019 article nearly got me into fisticuffs with a former colleague and fully ended another relationship. I use it to sift through crazies now. Manafort's mugshot should be known to all.

https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/kompromat-or-revelations-from-the-unpublished-portions-of-andrea-manaforts-hacked-texts/

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️Guess this is how he plans to scrape up enough to pay his legal bills and fines? 1/...

Via Ron Filipkowski:

is Selling “Trump Sneakers at Sneaker Con Today for $399.
https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-is-selling-399-shoes-today-at-sneaker-con

And Via Kyle Griffin:

Biden-Harris 2024 Comms Director Michael Tyler on Trump's appearance at Sneaker Con:

"Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he'll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life."

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Behold the "Golden Patriot Shit-Stomper" model of high-top luxury.

GottaLaff, to random
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Klasfeld:

would need to post "a bond in an amount equal to the judgment" to delay enforcement.

Between the civil fraud and E. Jean Carroll judgments, "the immediate question is whether Trump has the liquidity" to post those bonds.

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

As far as I know, nothing prevents one of Lord Mudflap's fascist friends from writing him a check to cover these settlements, penalties, and fines. My money is on the genius jerk who's providing Internet to Vlad - you know, the guy who paid about a hundred times what is owed to NY by the family for , that platform where all the shit heels hang.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via @lolgop:

Remember the guy the press is obsessed with talking out of the race isn't the guy who owes almost half a billion dollars due to liabilities related to his fraudulent businesses and rape.
Not heard one real editorial board say, "Hey, maybe the rape fraud guy should take a breather."

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff @lolgop

Or saying take a long-enough break to at least give the anti-syphilitics a chance to kick in.

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LeftToPonder,
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@realTuckFrumper

Any time 's prolapse moisteners dare to reach out from deep within the relative safety afforded by the fetid folds of His gluteal crevasse to tweak those working to advance justice they draw back stumps. I'll watch (the stumping, not the moistening).

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ 214-213 “Republicans impeach Alejandro over the border after failing to last week

The Senate will need to address the Homeland Security Secretary's impeachment when it returns on Feb. 26, but the Democratic-controlled chamber is not likely to convict him” https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/failure-republicans-will-try-impeach-mayorkas-border-rcna138474

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

Republicans’ constant lobbying for disaster reveals their unconcern for what history holds.

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